Last night(at 3:30a.m.) while I was feeding my newborn I saw the worst fucking movie EVER.
Poison Ivy, The New Seduction: Jamie Presley
the only reason that anyone would watch that movie is because she has a full nude scene - and could possibly jerk off afterwards.
[quote=“Kilgore Trout”]
the only reason that anyone would watch that movie is because she has a full nude scene - and could possibly jerk off afterwards.
[/quote]
I admire how you can always stay positive.
[quote=“Kilgore Trout”]
Last night(at 3:30a.m.) while I was feeding my newborn I saw the worst fucking movie EVER.
Poison Ivy, The New Seduction: Jamie Presley
the only reason that anyone would watch that movie is because she has a full nude scene - and could possibly jerk off afterwards.
[/quote]
Same way with Striptease. there’s only one reason why you watch that.
[quote=“me”]
Same way with Striptease. there’s only one reason why you watch that.
[/quote]
If I ever watch that crap, it’s by mistake.
my bad i said i hated house party i meant to say block party the new one (not the dave chapelle one)
[quote=“me”]
Same way with Striptease. there’s only one reason why you watch that.
[/quote]
same with Showgirls. But if I want to get off to hot naked chicks…I’d watch porn
[quote=“Kilgore Trout”]
same with Showgirls. But if I want to get off to hot naked chicks…I’d watch porn
[/quote]
Exactly. So why beat around the bush?
1. Deep Blue Sea
2. both Barbershops
3. anything with Queen Latifa in it
4. Rocky V
5. Dukes of Hazzard
Dukes of Hazard was worth watching a shit film just to see those legs. Barber Shop was worth watching a shit film just to hear Cedric The Entertainer say “Rosa Parks didn’t do nothin’ but sit her ass down…she got tired and had a seat…she ain’t no hero”
Well, I got to say I disagree with alot of picks I’ve seen on here. 8 out of 10 movies are truly shitty movies, or I haven’t even seen them, but most of the lists have atleast two movies that I like at least moderately. So I’m sure my list will be the same for someone else.
These are movies that truly made me regret spending the whole time watching, I actually felt dumber from seeing them, movies that I felt had absolutely no reedeming value whatsoever, not even funny bad, just fucking horrible. So here it goes in no particular order.
- Armeggedon
- The Skulls
- Serial Mom
- Save the Last Dance
- Bridgett Jone’s Diary
- Charlie’s Angels 2 Full Throttle
- Legally Blond
- Godzilla 1998
- Battleship Earth
- Con Air
I think these are the most horrible pieces of crap I can think of, but then again I probably forgot alot of really shitty older movies I’d seen.
[quote=“festus_taint”]
- Armeggedon
- The Skulls
- Serial Mom
- Save the Last Dance
- Bridgett Jone’s Diary
- Charlie’s Angels 2 Full Throttle
- Legally Blond
- Godzilla 1998
- Battleship Earth
- Con Air
[/quote]
Armageddon is watchable, Serial Mom was pretty good if I recall correctly and Con Air is one of my all-time favourite action movies.
Anything on the Lifetime channel.
Con Air is a fucking FUN movie, theres NO WAY that should be on a Top 10 Worst list. Its highly rewatchable, has colorful characters and its also got some great funny ass dialogue in it.
One of my fave lines:
“Define irony: A bunch of idiots dancing in a plane to a song made famous by a band who died in a plane crash” - Garland Green›
[quote=“Kilgore Trout”]
Anything on the Lifetime channel.
[/quote]
So true.
1. ‘DOOM GENERATION’ - my god this movies bad… but i just cant explain why. i know some people love it but i just thought it was awful. it LOOKED great but theres just something wrong with it. the castration scene right near the end is fantastic but afterwards X and the girl are in a car and he’s like ‘You wanna dorito?’ i think THAT might explain what im getting at.
2. ‘Slap her shes french’ - i saw every movie that came out that year coz it was so cheap at uni
3. ‘batman forever’ - even when i was twelve i knew this was shit, great soundtrack though
4. ‘nine songs’ - sounded like a great idea, telling a story through the language of sex and music, but it was really boring and the american girl was fucking annoying
5. ‘taxi 2’ - the first movie was cool as fuck, this was like a kids movie
6. ‘matrix reloaded’ - they can build space ships but they cant build a fucking amplifier for a boom box?
7. any guy ritchie movie, they all suck balls
8. ‘lord of the rings’ - it really was a whole trilogy about walking
9. ‘star wars episode one’ - really like attack of the clones and i thought this was cool for kids when i saw it at the cinema, but when i saw it on tv i just couldnt sit through it it was so boring
10. any richard curtis scripted movie - he was a genius when he did blackadder but then he got rich and old
i have to say, though, i liked legally blonde, had to see it five times with my gf at the time but it sunk in. its one of those movies like mean girls where you expect it to be typical american teen shite but actually turns out to be quite clever
Legally Blonde is crap.
[quote=“savage_henry”]
8. ‘lord of the rings’ - it really was a whole trilogy about walking
[/quote]
HAHA i take it youve seen clerks 2?
Con Air would have to be the best pop corn movie ever
My favourite quote Cyrus ‘‘whats the inflight movie today’’ Guard ‘‘well i think you will like it syrus its called ill never make love to a woman on the beach again precedded by the award winning short no more steak for me ever’’ cyrus ‘‘haha funny fucker aint ya’’
To be honest Legally Blond and Con Air were kindof filler movies in my worst list. I needed ten, I just at the time could not think of movies that had less merit in my mind. There are movies that I hate but mostly because they are sub-par movies that are steeped with praise.
For example, I hate A Beautiful Mind, generally love all the lead actors, respect Ron Howard(though that’s starting to slip), and have somewhat of an interest with the subject of Schitzephrenia. But the only part of that movie that deserved any oscar nod was Russell Crowe’s acting imo, and he’s the only one who didn’t even get nominated. I mean it’s a Hallmark movie made with a big budget, it’s made well, but it’s not extroardinary like it was hailed at the oscars.
Another Example, I loathe Crash. Not the acting, which is phenominal from most of the cast. But the fucking script is something that has potential, but never realizes it. It tries to tell us how bad stereotyping is, but by making all of the fucking characters stereotypes. Not just stereotypes, but dumb stereotypes in favor of a series of “clever” connections and endings that really just don’t matter.
Now, I really disliked Legally Blond, even though I think Reese Witherspoon has the potential for a really great body of work. I thought the whole thing was just really annoying, and this is from a guy who thinks Luke Wilson kicks ass. Is it necessarily a movie I hate, no. But I didn’t really find it entertaining or even good in any way. I’m sure the second one is worse but I never saw it.
Con Air, I guess I’ll give some credit. Not for the over the top Fuckenhiemer action (The Rock is the only one of his 90’s movies where it really works for me), but for the characters, more correctly the actor’s portrayal of characters. This probably could have been a kickass movie. There is an array of good actor’s playing kindof funny characters (I can look past the vast array of shit one liner’s). But here’s the problem for me. Maybe everyone else gets it, but who the fuck sympathizes with the main character. Fuck I don’t even like him. I’d much rather hang out with Steve Buscemi’s character, than the redneck marine douchebag Cage plays. He’s either uninteresting, or just plain irratating, I can’t figure out which.
But it’s not really the worst movie ever made, I just hate it, and the fact that everyone seems to love it for some reason, so much that when it came time to choose for the worst 10, I just had to include it.
I still stand by Serial Mom though. It’s probably another one that just annoyed me way too much to be funny.
And as for Armeggedon, I hope A larger pile of steaming, week old, refried bean and everclear, blood stained, diarrhea will never again grace the careers of Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thorton, Steve Buscemi, or Owen Wilson, or even Ben Affleck(probably too late, ah I still love ya Affleck), ever again.
Enough about Con Air…really. Lets talk about other shitty movies like Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure.
[quote=“Kilgore Trout a.k.a. Horse Cock a.k.a. Greek God a.k.a. Goddamn Greek”]
Lets talk about other shitty movies like Bill And Ted’s Excellent Adventure.
[/quote]
[like bill and ted] No Way!