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I still like this film. Its one of what I call my “80s childhood movies”. I have a bunch of them that I still love to watch (Vacation, Gremlins, Goonies, Ferris Bueller, Breakfast Club, Teen Wolf, Back To School, Remo Williams etc)
Cheesy isnt always a bad thing imo.
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those movies were awseome…like, totally rad!
but you did forget fast times at ridgemont high and revenge of the nerds.
In no particular order:
I think I dislike it so much because all of my friends told me how awesome it was and they described all of the scenes to me in great detail before I ever saw the movie. I think I just had really high expectations of the film after all that talk… nobody’s fault but mine, I know, but I just bring myself to enjoy it.
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Talking to me… 
hahaha! sorry about that.
The Mask 2.
BTW" I simply love Monty Python and the Holy Grail
I forgot Beowulf!!! Every motherfucker dies at the end, what a hero! Way to save the day!
I love the Holy Grail 2!!! Listen a 3 ounce bird cannot carry a 2 pound coconut. You have to watch it more than once to like it. I wasn’t blown away the first time either. But it grows on you the more times you see it. Like the film Fight Club or the Clash’s London Calling cd.
Is Mac and Me the one where the kid puts a maxipad on his forhead like it was a bandaid?
just a few off the top of my head…
10. In and out. Made the mistake of seeing this in the theatre with some friends. I walked out after about a half hour.
9. I went out and bought a DVD collection of “sleaze films”. They are all terrible. The worst one though is called “Backwoods”. Holy shit is this movie horrid.
8. Army of darkness. I know I am going to get major flack for this, but I used to love this film until I watched it again for the first time in about five years last night. This movie is an UTTER PIECE OF JUNK! It’s like a fucking cartoon. It’s 90 minutes of shitty acting, Bruce Campbell catch phrases and sub-par special effects.
7.The Langoliers- Watch out for Pac-Man!
6. Street Trash - A convoluted story about homeless people who are being killed by cheep hooch. The only movie I’ve ever seen where they play keep-away with a guy’s dick. One of the worst I’ve seen, but also one of my favorites.
5. Godzilla - A giant t-Rex lizard thing terrorizes… blah blah blah. utter trash.
4. The Blair Witch Project - Like watching a 90 minute film that my friends made on High 8. Nothing scary. Be cautious of nausea inducing camera jerking. Don’t ever see this if you didn’t.
3. Dungeons and Dragons - Holy Wayans did this movie suck. It was like they did a spoof of D and D, only nobody told the writers it was a spoof. Words do not describe how awful this craptastic movie is.
2. Napoleon Dynamite - I spent ninety some distracted minutes watching this painfully unfunny film, and afterwards, I felt dumb. I can’t point out one instance of funny anywhere. I suppose that the dozens of people who hyped this film up must have witnessed something beyond my limited imagination. Or, this is just a shit movie.
I will agree with you on Ultraviolet, it was horrible, but I will have to disagree with you on Army of Darkness and Napoleon Dynamite. These two are just classics in my opinion.
Come to think of it, there are two general themes that I hate when it comes to movies. Those that deal with Vampires and those that deal with religion; which religion usually deals a lot in vampire movies so it make it even worse.
The only vampire movies that actually interested me was From Dusk 'til Dawn and Dracula. All this other crap is just pure garbage to me.
Silent Hill was good until after the part when they entered the church(when the girls flesh gets ripped off by Pyramind Head). Then it started to get religious or something, I forget, by it immediately lost my attention and I took the movie back to Blockbuster.
Ultraviolet was so bad, in fact, we would tell people we didn’t like that it was awesome just so they’d have to suffer through that movie too.
Never watched Silent Hill. Not big on video game adaptations.
Resident evil sucked. Doom sucked, house of the dead sucked.
OHH I FORGOT ONE!!!
Alone in the Dark!
God damn, this movie sucked too.
Electra was pretty bad as well.
[quote]It’s 90 minutes of shitty acting, Bruce Campbell catch phrases and sub-par special effects. [/quote]
Thats EXACTLY the beauty of it!! ;D
I can hardly sit through it, especially after evil dead two, which was a much better film…
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Resident evil sucked. Doom sucked, house of the dead sucked.
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Yeah, I forgot about Doom. I was EXTREMELY disapointed. It seemed like the true fans of Doom hated the movie, while everyone else enjoyed it. The only redeeming thing in that movie were was the line: “Big Fucking Gun…” quoted by The Rock.
Resident Evil was OK, but I never bothered with the second one. Maybe the third will be better…?
I love Army of Darkness. Its alot of fun. No its not an all out horror film, more of a medieval-action-horror-comedy, but who cares? Anyone who dislikes AOD just doesnt like movies!!! 
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1. The Blair Witch Project
2. The Hand That Rocks The Cradle
3. The Amityville Horror (1979)
4. Bad Boys II
5. The Matrix Revolutions
You didnt like The Hand That Rocks The Cradle? I did. Crazy psycho nanny fucking up family unit = fun. Amityville wasnt that bad either. I’ll take the original over the shitty remake anyday.
…and DOOM is pure shit. It definitely makes my Top Worst Movies List.
I hate Napoleon Dynamite, way too much hype. The only funny part was the Uncle. But that was it. I wouldn’t say it sucked though.
Napoleon Dynamite started out AWESOME. Then it bored me. A lot.
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3. The Amityville Horror (1979)
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what? I just saw this last year for the first time and it is one of the best horror (not splatter or slasher mind you) films ever. it is really scary and really well made… it was awesome!
…and its got Margot Kidder dressed up in a school girl uniform. HOOO-AHHHH!
I just thought it was very predictable. The film hasn’t aged well, the acting isn’t really very good, the killers motive is ridiculous and on the whole it just bored the shit out of me.
I don’t scare easily, and that’s why I don’t watch or like to watch horror films. I only watch them if there are more things to the movie than the horror (The Shining for example).