Official grindhouse film review topic

three fucking month -.-

I love europe, and I even think germany is pretty cool, but right now it definitely sucks!

and I thought 12 days was alot :o

12 days are a lot, but 3 month are … you know…like kiddo on pai mei’s mountain :smiley:

here’s jeffrey well’s review from HOLLYWOOD ELSEWHERE…he usually hates genre pictures but loved QT’s portion…



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i had a feeling that the moron fan’s of this movie will hate all the “talkie” scenes, but after reading this review i can’t wait for those scenes…that’s what makes QT’s movies for me, the great verbal scenes punctuated with the violence!

“But Death Proof , the Tarantino film starring Kurt Russell, is a sexy, sassy hot-chick flick boasting one of the most exciting car-chase sequences in cinema history…seriously.”



I guess QT achieved his goal, awesome! 8)



I wouldn’t be too worried with what he said about Planet Terror. Having read the script I think it’s gonna be quite a fun ride.



This guy sounds like a pompous and arrogant prick from the stuff he writes (“Rob Zombie, Edgar Wright, and I forgot who else” - wtf?), so if such a person managed to enjoy the hell out of QT’s half I guess that means the movie is gonna kick ass. :slight_smile:

If the snotty Hollywood critics praise QTs film, then its def not going to dissapoint.

I…cant…Fucking…Wait!

yeah that guy is a bit of a prick, he liked kill bill too, but you could tell he was surprised he liked it…

YAY SEB FTW.

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three fucking month -.-

I love europe, and I even think germany is pretty cool, but right now it definitely sucks!
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Same here mate, we’re in the same boat.

AICN madman Neill Cumpston reviewed it, though his stuff reads like a spoof of AICN reviews, but he loved it so there’s that.



Neill Cumpston's Written The Only GRINDHOUSE Review You Ever Need To Read!!

^"But their boners would have knocked over popcorn and sodas"



That dude rules.

I nearly pissed myself laughing while reading that. Holy shit that was funny as hell.



(wipes tears from eyes)

It was also good to finally hear a breakdown on the entire arrangement of the movie.



I expected it to be:



1.Opening Logos/Movie Title

2.“Coming Attractions” logo

3.Trailer #1

4.Trailer #2

5.Feature Presentation (Planet Terror)

6.Intermission logo (Although not a very long one)

7.“Coming Attractions” logo

8.Trailer #3

9.Trailer #4

10.Feature Presentation (Death Proof)

11.Possibly a “We hope you visit us again” outro-ad seen in Drive-Ins

12.Closing Credits



But I thought it was weird to hear that just one trailer (Machete) appears before PT. And that the other 3 trailers appears before DP.

I just wanna see the damn thing. By the time April 6th comes Ill know every last detail of the movies!

Yet ANOTHER AICN review. This one is absolutely hilarious! ;D -





Neill Cumpston's Written The Only GRINDHOUSE Review You Ever Need To Read!!

Scar: Scroll up. haha!

Oh shit, I fucked up :stuck_out_tongue:

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I…cant…Fucking…Wait!
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Ditto.

Who gives a fuck about the movie the guy is gonna have a drink with Vanessa Ferlito!!! I hope she turns you down… :wink: :stuck_out_tongue: BTW what do you mean by missing reels? Which actresses feet appear in the movie?