I would’ve made my phone go off on purpose! I should ahve done so when I was dragged to “coyote ugly” by my little sister!
There was a bit in that movie where the main character was playing the piano. She did that thing where pianists thrust their heads when they play, I was drinking coke at the time, and I burst out laughing and spat my coke everywhere. that was the best bit in the movie. ;D
Also, the only people laughing in the whole cinema was me and my sister. A few of my friends saw it earlier in the day, and they laughed at that part too. They didnt spit coke everywhere though!
Elkie, its clear that you are the one that urinated on MiaRose’s “friend’s” hand bag. You should not be so shy and shameful. She don’t even know you.
OH, Okay! You got me! :-[ :-[ :-[
I think it’s safe to say that elkie has urinated on all of our souls after reading her posts.
Coyote Ugly
I like that movie for certain reasons. 
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I think it’s safe to say that elkie has urinated on all of our souls after reading her posts.
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Whats wrong with my posts God?
At least I dont start self-indulgent topics such as…
"ask God anything"
JERK!!! >:(
Haha my child, you have much to learn
Yup, LOADS to learn - i.e. don’t encourage it, it’s not worth it, elkie.
I know! I did encourage him. it resulted in me deciding to leave the forum for a while…IM BACK!!! YAY!!!
I wasn’t worth it! I missed you all too much!!!
elkie hugs all the good people in the forum
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Paying to see a shit movie!!!
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Something everyone here is guilty 4.
;D
i love the dissapointment of paying for a shit movie.!!
lol
Hmm, I’ve had kinda many embarrassing moments in the cinema (I blame it all on my friends) but I’ll write some of them.
Some years ago, me and 3 of my friends went to see Dodgeball maybe 1-2 days after the premiere. We sat on the balcony, on sofa’s, me and a friend on first row, and the other 2 behind us. Me and the guy next to me sat talking during the commercials and trailers while the others laughed their asses off (people from under us started yelling at us, they couldnt see the other 2), throwing popcorn and candy at the people under and during the movie they spilled 1 liter coke on the floor. All the people under us could see was me and the guy next to me, so they thought we had done it all… In the end of the movie my friends behind me said: uhh, put on your jackets cus i think we gotta run out of here…
I get free tickets for movies before they have had premiere cus I’m a member of a cinemathingy, so I go to all the movies I get tickets for. I took a friend to see Zathura (Jumanjii #2) which is a kids movie, but still not dubbed. We sat in the middle of all these 5-8 years old kids and in the middle of the movie the kid in the movie says: “Bring me my juice, biatch!”. We were laughing our asses off while the kids in the theatre didnt get shit ;D Later I realized that the girl in the movie was in love with her brother from the future and I just yell: “OMG!! She’s in love with her brother!!!” Again: my friend laughs he ass off, so do I, but the kids don’t get anything… haha!
This is not embarrassing for me, but for those idiots who sat in the row in front of us. Mum brought me to see Good night and good luck, on a sunday afternoon. If you’ve seen the movie you know they smoke a lot in it, basicly everybody did all the time. In the middle of the movie a woman in front of us just yells out “God, they smoke a lot!”
One time when I was at the movies there were some jackass kids sitting behind us blowing spit balls at me and my friend. We just sank down in our chairs and didnt get it much, besides this was a while ago and we were seeing Wild Wild West with Will Smith which sucked anyway. After the movie was finished we walked out and saw that the guys were like 11 year old kids and that someone else in the theatre told their Father and he was giving them a lecture. We stood behind the father making faces as the kid.
Sweet moment.
I went to the movie house with WinslowLeach, and he crapped his pants. The smell was almost as hideous as his breath, and I had to bail.
When I went to go see Dead Mans Chest, I got there late so I had to sit up in the front X(, but anyways. I sat down next to some young couple, 15/16 maybe younger…what a mistake. Threw the whole movie the talked but anyways the embarrassing, well I guess… I hear moaning so I look over and her boyfriend is fingering her. And then I said what the fuck! Yeah…awkward.
If you wanted them to stop you should of took out your camera phone.
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If you wanted them to stop you should of took out your camera phone.
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Camera porn - a new genre. Geat Camera Gonzo. I like the sound of that
Years ago I went the theater with my sister, my boyfriend, and a friend. It wasn’t a busy day, so there was only 4 or 5 other people in there. It was a small screen upstairs, and I was wearing this new pair of platform shoes I was in love with. My sister and I went to get popcorn and I fell down the stairs on my butt with my big shoes hitting every step along the. Everyone knew it was us and laughed. I was so mortified I had to play pinball downstairs till the movie started. It was so embarrassing at the time!
When i went to see the x files movie… ohh wait there’s more i remember that my friend and i were the only ones sitting near the back and the front part of the theater was pritty full ( though the theater as a hole was still quite empty ) except there was this group of drunk women right on the back corner and they were flashing pornographic images with one of those laser pointers on the screen and everyone in the front of the theater thought it was us ( it was especially embarrassing because of what some of the images were )