I almost chocked to death while eating pop corn; Miami Vice sucked mexican balls!
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When I went to go see Dead Mans Chest, I got there late so I had to sit up in the front X(, but anyways. I sat down next to some young couple, 15/16 maybe younger…what a mistake. Threw the whole movie the talked but anyways the embarrassing, well I guess… I hear moaning so I look over and her boyfriend is fingering her. And then I said what the fuck! Yeah…awkward.
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That is fucked up!!!
I’ve sat next to someone, and i was drinking their drink the whole movie and neither of us realized, until halfway through, and I finished it off and he said “you just drank my drink man!”…and…another time I saw my friend was sitting in this one row in front of me, and i kept throwing shit at his head (like popcorn, candy, etc) and then he turned around and it was not my friend…hahhaa.
but one badass time…there was this one loud ass annoying kid in Underworld and he wouldn’t stop talking, so i stood up and yelled “shut the fuck up!!!” and people clappeD!
Hahaha thats what you gotta do. I can’t fucking stand it when people talk loud during the movie.
When me and my friend saw Jarhead, sat first row, it was so fucking loud sound that it didnt really matter that a guy a few seats away sat and talked on the phone during half of the movie 
we couldnt even hear it, haha.
When I saw “Walk the line”, I was with 2 friends who kept saying how creepy Joaqy looked, and how ugly Reese´s chin was.All the movie, and loud!! I was mortified!
the worst is that it’s your friends!!! I’m sure you’re not in touch with them anymore 
Just when I don´t have anything better to do ;D
hahah, This thread is so funny!
Great thread! 
I also have one story.
Me and a friend were in our local theater watching 8 Mile (Please don’t ask me why, I’m not into Hip Hop at all, but my friend dragged me into this) and at the end of the movie when the lights switched up and the ending song was still playing I saw all these little kiddies in the back rowes standing up and all of them tried to imitate Eminem’s way of moving. There were a bunch of them, like 10 or something and the way they were dancing, like they were under electricity looked sooo dumb that I started laughing my ass off.
The kiddies were pretty pissed off and yelled at me and called me a f****** bitch that made me even laugh harder as I left the theater. ;D
I just remembered a story, I was 9-10 and was watching a swedish movie called Miffo, and some bitch starts complaining about me laughing too loud, Later when the movie was over she tripped and got her unfinished drink all over her. hahaha.
What kind of person bitches at an 10 year old? friggin cunt.
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What kind of person bitches at an 10 year old? friggin cunt.
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Me…did you just use the “c” word? For shame! I thought you were a boy scout.
Excuse me! for laughing when the fucking paralyzed chick poured 5 kilos of shrimp over the main character. that was funny.
[quote=“Bullet”]This was about 2 years ago. Me and my friends went to go see Fast and the furious (I know I know) anyways we were bored out of your fucking minds one of my friends had to take a shit. From all the tacos he ate, So. He took a nice big dump right there on the chair around some people then we all ran up to the top. Everyone stood up and left I think the user saw all of this so the usher came in and yelled WHO SHIT IN HERE!!!. I swear to god we were rolling down the stairs laughing our asses off.
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I remember that like it was yesterday. ;D Jackass/CKY had a bad influence on my friends back then.
There’s also the time i pissed in a cup and left it in the cup holder, i forgot what i was seeing but the film was THAT good for me not to actually go take a minute break. Like fuck, i pay 10 bucks to see a movie and they expect people to not have bodily functions during the 2 hours of the film…
And the other time where we burned, drank and smoked in various locations around the theater to confuse the ushers, and the combo of substances only made me hate Grindhouse more.
Ok, this wasn’t embarassing for me, but probably was for the people involved.
Me and a mate went to watch The Assasination of Jesse James. About 5 mins before the film starts, I feel my seat shaking a bit. By the way, I’m extremely observant about stuff at times. I ask my friend “What’s that?”, he doesn’t know what I’m talking about. The thing is, when I watch something, I hate for there to be any distractions. I’m a bit obsessive that way. I can’t even have like a pen lying about when I’m watching a DVD in the dark. So anyway, the film is 5 mins in, and I still feel my chair shaking. At first I thought it was just me, probably cold or something, but I wasn’t. So I ask my friend again, and he says he can’t feel it. So I turn around to see if anyone is kicking the seats or anything, but I can’t see a thing. Then, all of a sudden the usher walks in and stand on the left side of the screen. I was pissed, moaning to my friend asking him rhetorically why the fuck some arsehole is just standing there on the side looking in our direction.
Another 5 mins go by and he’s still fucking there. I thought it was some new cinema policy where they have an usher present. Then the dude leaves, and so I can relax, only for him to come back a minute later. He stood there for another few minutes (all the while distracting me from the film, the cunt) and then starts walking up the stairs making his way to the back of the cinema. I hear him say “No …ing” I don’t quite here what he said, I thought it was “kissing”. There’s a lot of shuffling and clinking going on. Next thing, he’s ushering that dude he was talking to down the stairs and out of the room. I hear further shuffling, and clinking noises and stuff, then 2 minutes later the girl we saw him with earlier, wearing a short skirt and skimpy top follows them. She has some clothes in her hands, and she was still trying to put something away in her bag. She looked very slutty. She gets half way down the stairs and she falls down, like really badly. I could only watch in amusement. It takes her a while to get up and she starts gathering her things and walks out.
Now that I’ve wrote this, I realise how shit the story is, haha, but I just wanted to tell somebody. Anyway, my seat stops shaking. I can only summise that he was either fingering her or fucking her. First time I’ve ever experienced something like that.
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Now that I’ve wrote this, I realise how shit the story is, haha, but I just wanted to tell somebody. Anyway, my seat stops shaking. I can only summise that he was either fingering her or fucking her. First time I’ve ever experienced something like that.
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thats fucked up.
im pretty glad ive never experienced anything too embarassing in a cinema, as in britain they tend to be very quiet places to go (thank god cos i cant STAND people making too much noise in a film)
but my fellow film dork buddy fell asleep during sin city, and snored a bit.
but that wasnt embarrasing so much as it was annoying…cos so long as he was asleep i couldnt walk out.
controversial i know, but i HATED that film.
also when i was little, my dad took me to see nightmare before xmas and he fell asleep and snored loudly throughout the ENTIRE film.
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thats fucked up.
im pretty glad ive never experienced anything too embarassing in a cinema, as in britain they tend to be very quiet places to go (thank god cos i cant STAND people making too much noise in a film)
but my fellow film dork buddy fell asleep during sin city, and snored a bit.
but that wasnt embarrasing so much as it was annoying…cos so long as he was asleep i couldnt walk out.
controversial i know, but i HATED that film.
also when i was little, my dad took me to see nightmare before xmas and he fell asleep and snored loudly throughout the ENTIRE film.
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My experience was in the Vue Cinema in Leeds!!