I was watching the grinch, ughhhh, my sisters kid wanted to see it and so the whole family had to. Anyway we were at the mall of America, which is a pretty diverse place, an in one scene a car drives by the grinch and he hold up his thumb but it just passes by. Then he says, “Is it because I’m green.” I burst out laughing. And then I realized I was the only one laughing.
Another time I was watching Mission Impossible 2 with my friends from work and they have that scene where he gets caught and I said, Boy I wonder if he used that mask trick Again… And he did. And everyone just stared at me like I saw the movie before and just wanted to blow it for them when it was so fn obvious.
Then when I saw Keeping the Faith the screen paused. I kinda said Oh Shit a little too loud. I’ve seen so many movies I can tell when Its gonna burn a whole and rip. Maybe it was divine intervention.
Paying to see a shit movie!!!
hahahahahaha, you should of covered it up and waited for somebody to sit down
"what the fuck, ther’s shit on my seat"
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hahahahahaha, you should of covered it up and waited for somebody to sit down
"what the fuck, ther’s shit on my seat"
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lol, you shoulda used someone nex to you’s coat. yeah, don’t say SHIT about my fucked up sentence got it?
Well one of these happened to me but the other was so fucking funny I had to put it in okayz…
Right well I was at the movies eeing Catch Me If You Can and I looked down to get my bag because I had to go to touch up my make up then I couldnt find my purse so stupidly me and my friend got on our hands and knees and was searching for my fucking goddamn purse so we were crawling over peoples feet and stuff like that and if it wasn’t embarrasing enough I heard this sqechly noise and I looked at my NEW $250 jeans and guess what was over them sticky popcorn and the caramel from a mars bar :’(
Also this other time me and an ex >:( lol were at the movies seeing some film and my ex went to the toilet he was gone some time that I forgot about him so I was placing my garbage on his seat, the only thing I remember doing was putting a sticky caramel-y mars bar wrapper on his seat he came back and sat down on it :o 
when the movie finished he stood up, wearing white jogging pants with sticky chocolate stuck to his ass man that was some serouisly funny shee-ite
I would’ve done that on purpose, as such!
Oh, and getting caught jacking off my boyfriend…During Harry Potter The philosophers stone.
Hagrid is a sexy bitch…I love Robbie Coltraine…mmmmmm…SEXY!!!
hehehehehehehehehehe
I was watching Schindlers List with some of my friends, and when they heard the name “Ismael”, it was one of the sadest scenes in the movie, but the shit got boring to us , one of them started pointing at me and yelling “you are ismael!” and we all get a fuckin freak out laughing flash…aaaaaahm…yes.
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Oh, and getting caught jacking off my boyfriend…During Harry Potter The philosophers stone.
Hagrid is a sexy bitch…I love Robbie Coltraine…mmmmmm…SEXY!!!
hehehehehehehehehehe
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HUH? When did I write that? OH YEAH!! Me and my friend must have wrote that when we were drunk!
How sad.
oh yeah
When I went to see Big Daddy I accidently farted and killed a small Vietnamese family
:’(?
How dare you! That was my host family, when I was on student exchange! They were kind folk.
lol?
Leave me alone! Im Australian, we have no sense of humour!
Okay, this didn’t happen to me but i thought i’d share it anyway.
a friend of mine and i went to London, and decided to go to the cinema and see rat race. Anyway, after the movie, we went to get our things, and my friends bag was soaking wet - it turned out somebody had actually urinated on her bag :-X
It was embarrasing but funny as hell. It was when me and one of my buddies went to see Big Fish. He bet me five dollars he would scream to the top of his lungs and spill his skittles all over the floor when the trailers started. He did it, and the whole damn place heard him ;D
damn i miss those days when i was younger and we went to see shit movies and just have fun annoying people, make baloons out of condoms and throw em in the audience, crawl under chairs and pull peoples legs (litteraly), throw stuff at the screen, get into fights with others kids and ushers, have fun with fire extinguishers etc.
those were the days :’( nowadays i just sit down and watch the film
Shouting advices to film characters should be cool.
Mine aren’t that good but here goes anyway:
Me and my mates went to the most popular cinema in the South of England and watched the first showing (sold out) of LOTR: Return of The King. In England we are a lot more quiet and stiff-upper-lipped when it comes to watching a movie at the cinema (no whooping or applause etc) and I had a big bag of crisps, everyone get’s pissed off when people eat loud during a film.I was really hungry and hate people eating loud myself so I would quickly eat a crisp when there was a piece of action that was loud. I thought a loud bit was going to go on for a while near the end when everyone was sat forward on the edge of their seat so I stuffed a load in my mouth and it all went suddenly quiet. I looked around and everyone was staring at me. I was so embarrassed and started choking on all these crisps, noone helped me and EVERYONE was telling me to shut up. You know what it’s like when your choking, I just couldn’t stop!
Another time I went to see Trauma on my own during a break at college and I was the only person in the whole room. I didn’t mind that much until there was ‘shaking heads’ (like in Jacob’s Ladder)- this is the scariest thing for me and I must have been like :o. Suddenly an usher came into the room from a door near me, that I didn’t realise was there and I screamed like a little girl! I was so embarrassed.
I went to see the Village (bad choice) and during one of the “tensest” moments when they were in the forest and the music was like “dum dum DUMDUMDUM”, my cell phone rang and it was this really loud jamaican-sounding surf music …I nearly shit myself laughing. but I don’t think anyone else minded because it was such a crap movie. definitely it was the best part of the film and made me feel a little better about paying $6 for a ticket. It was embarassing but also just about the funniest shit ever.