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Fake brands


#1

hey guys i need some fake brand names like qt red apple’s


The "Products made up by QT" Topic
#2

a) fake brand names for what type of product?

b) why can’t you think of some fake brand names yourself?


#3

dont be a bitch and just help tha man out



PEACH TREE CIGARETTES



ICHI SHAMPOO



RED BRANCH WINE



wut type of products are you looking for?


#4

[quote=“DangerMouse”]
dont be a bitch and just help tha man out



PEACH TREE CIGARETTES



ICHI SHAMPOO



RED BRANCH WINE



wut type of products are you looking for?
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How am I being a bitch? I asked the exact same question you asked. How are we suppose to help him if we don’t even know what products he needs brand names for.



If you were referring to the “why can’t he think of some brandnames himself” comment, I was just speculating on the fact that if a person is able to write a screenplay, with characters and plot points and resolutions and cilmax’s, etc. You think they would be able to come up with a frickin’ brand name of some sort.


#5

any mostle food beer and cigs and i did i have some brands thanks guys if


#6

Bad Grammar Burgers

Total Absence Of Punctuation Cigarettes


#7

[quote=“Dman 23”]
any mostle food beer and cigs and i did i have some brands thanks guys if
[/quote]

One question:



What?


#8

[quote=“Scarface”]
Bad Grammar Burgers

Total Absence Of Punctuation Cigarettes
[/quote]

;D


#9

Is this for the same project where you wanted us to write your jokes for you?


#10

[quote=“Scarface”]
Bad Grammar Burgers

Total Absence Of Punctuation Cigarettes
[/quote]
Haha. You f’ing geek. Suck my dangling modifier.



Fortunate Llama Cigarettes

Snappy Brand Cigarettes

Happy Puff (this would be a Japanese blend) Cigarettes

Captain Every Cigarettes (named after a famous pirate)

Ball And Chains


#11

Chuckie Chan cigarettes


#12

You’ve got Hudsucker Industries of course :stuck_out_tongue:(Or isn’t this what you mean :stuck_out_tongue:)


#13

[quote=“StanrickKubley”]
Haha. You f’ing geek. Suck my dangling modifier.



Fortunate Llama Cigarettes

Snappy Brand Cigarettes

Happy Puff (this would be a Japanese blend) Cigarettes

Captain Every Cigarettes (named after a famous pirate)

Ball And Chains
[/quote]

No need to censor your language sucker. It’s a fucking Tarantino forum.


#14

[quote=“StanrickKubley”]
Haha. You f’ing geek. Suck my dangling modifier.



Fortunate Llama Cigarettes

Snappy Brand Cigarettes

Happy Puff (this would be a Japanese blend) Cigarettes

Captain Every Cigarettes (named after a famous pirate)

Ball And Chains
[/quote]

Question:



Do you honestly think writing “f’ing” instead of “fucking” makes it any less offensive? I never understood why people leave out or substitute letters with symbols… like “S#*T”



Or do you just think you’re not allowed to swear? Fuck shit ass ho cunt bitch


#15

[quote=“deliveryman”]
Question:



Do you honestly think writing “f’ing” instead of “fucking” makes it any less offensive? I never understood why people leave out or substitute letters with symbols… like “S#*T”



Or do you just think you’re not allowed to swear? Fuck shit ass ho cunt bitch
[/quote]

Haha, looks almost like you read my mind. Almost.


#16

lol, damn it looks like you beat me to it >:(


#17

Are you done sucking each others d#&s? Okay. Writing “f” is easier. You mistaken my laziness for politeness.


#18

Right, is it also easier to punctuate and capitalize? :wink:



If you abbreviate the word “fuck” because it’s “easier,” why don’t you abbreviate:



YOU

WHY

YOUR

FOR

etc,



Or is it just swear words that you abbreviate? Heh.



Hell, you even wrote OKAY instead of OK. Hypocrite? I think so.



Nice try, though. Idiot.


#19

[quote=“StanrickKubley”]
Are you done sucking each others d#&s? Okay. Writing “f” is easier. You mistaken my laziness for politeness.
[/quote]

d#&s = 4 characters

dicks = 5 characters



A difference of 1 character. And you have to use the shift button to type the first one. yeah big fucking difference.



I’ve mistaken your idiocy for politeness. My mistake.


#20

[quote=“Scarface”]
d#&s = 4 characters

dicks = 5 characters



A difference of 1 character. And you have to use the shift button to type the first one. yeah big fucking difference.



I’ve mistaken your idiocy for politeness. My mistake.
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At last you can admit your mistake. That shows character.