You know you’re obsessed with Kill Bill when…
…You can’t say a sentence without putting the word “gargantuan” somewhere in there.
…travelling by bus, you say to the driver “Okinawa…one way!”.
…You wake up in the morning screaming/crying “My baby, my baby” whilst caressing your stomach.
…Everytime you visit a wedding rehearsal, you end up massacring everyone.
…You grow a 2ft beard, just so you can stroke it whilst shouting “muahahahah”.
…You whistle “Twisted Nerve” everytime you walk into a hospital.
…You ask your friend to bury you alive 6ft into the ground, just so you can show them that you have the capability of escaping needing only a torch and a knife.
…You scour the Earth looking for The Lonely Grave of Paula Schultz.
…You go around spitting tobacco juice on people and saying “I win”, thereafter.
…You read the book “The Carrucan’s of Kurrajong”
…You name your daughter “Melanie Whorehouse”
…You spend years and years in a laboratory trying to make a truth serum and call it “The Undisputed Truth”
…When a friend asks you where someone else is, you reply “He is on the road to Salina. I will draw you a map”.
…You go around stalking people in an ice-cream truck.