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Top 10 Worst Movies You've Seen

I can’t believe Hugh Jackman is still being hired after that piece of shit.

God, Van Helsing sure was a waste of time :stuck_out_tongue:

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Return of the Killer Tomatoes are pretty bad too. The second one is a little more entertaining, though, plus it has George Clooney.

I made the mistake of watching “bounty hunters” and oh dear! it was worse the the title. I never made it past the first 40 minutes and inever regret not finding out what happend! :slight_smile:

[quote=“Vince Vega”]
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Return of the Killer Tomatoes are pretty bad too. The second one is a little more entertaining, though, plus it has George Clooney.
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Those are soooo bad that they become really good! :smiley:



Light up a joint or drink some alcohol with a group of friends, put one of those babies in the dvdplayer and laugh your ass off!! :stuck_out_tongue:

Prairie Home Companion

Million Dollar Hotel

Alien3

Domino

League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Soul Survivor

They

21 Grams

Last House on the Left

House of the Dead

Why didn’t you like Domino ? It was pretty entertaining, and well directed.

[quote=“Seth_Gecko”]

  1. Gigli
  2. Random Hearts
  3. Star Wars prequels
  4. Lord of the Rings trilogy
  5. Matrix II and III
  6. 21 Grams
  7. Crash
  8. Armageddon
  9. Anaconda
  10. Batman and Robin
  11. Speed 2
  12. Stop! or My Mom Will Shoot
  13. Wild Wild West
  14. The Avengers
  15. Striptease
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Come on, Revenge of the Sith was good. Granted the first two sucked balls, but Revenge of the Sith was good.

[quote=“Mr. Blonde’s Accomplice”]
Come on, Revenge of the Sith was good. Granted the first two sucked balls, but Revenge of the Sith was good.
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It wasn’t as bad as the other two, but still I consider it a crapfiesta that undermines the greatness of the holy original 3 :wink:

[quote=“Seth_Gecko”]
6. 21 Grams



7. Crash
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ok, a few questions. wut tha fuck is wrong wit 21 Grams? wut the fuck is wrong wit crash? but which crash are u talking bout? The Paul Haggis CRASH or the James Spader CRASH? cuz the JAMES SPADER CRASH wasn't that great.

[quote=“Jack Wolfgang”]
Usually you can’t even sit through the worst ones, so they don’t really count. Here’s some that I’ve actually sat through, in no particular order:



2. Bully

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Which bully movie?

[quote=“me”]
Which bully movie?
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The one that Larry Clark directed. I think Michael Pitt and Brad Renfro were in it. Many people say that it’s Clarks’s best so maybe I’ll give it another try sometime, I think I saw it five years ago.

Yeah I loved that movie.But I did feel really sad after watching It.

[quote=“DangerMouse”]
wut the fuck is wrong wit crash? but which crash are u talking bout? The Paul Haggis CRASH or the James Spader CRASH? cuz the JAMES SPADER CRASH wasn’t that great.
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The Cronenberg Crash is great. Better than the Haggis Crash, which isn’t bad but it’s so damn underlining. As if it was made for little children. I know racism is bad, they don’t have to yell it at my ear for 20 times. I felt like I was taken as an idiot. Still, there was a lot of good things and I enjoyed the film overall. It could’ve been a masterpiece, now it’s just over-rated.

[quote=“WeaselCo”]
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Holy Christ I had totally forgotten about that movie. What a piece of shit it was. The scariest thing in it was the girl’s abnormal neck. What the hell? I’m guessing a dude mated with a giraffe and nine months later she was born.



Also, I think people mistake the phrase “worst movies ever” with “movies I hate the most”. People, there’s a big difference. Movies like Crash, 21 grams, the Star Wars prequels, Panic Room…they’re far from being the worst movies ever made, no matter how much you hate them.



And another thing, come to think of it I’m pretty positive there is a similar topic somewhere on the forum.

Actually, Star Wars: Attack of the Clones is something of the worst i’ve ever seen.

Than you’re very lucky :slight_smile: :wink:

Hahah, thanks :wink: But i cant believe there are people actually liking that movie. It sucks so much!!

[quote=“Scarface”]


Also, I think people mistake the phrase “worst movies ever” with “movies I hate the most”. People, there’s a big difference. Movies like Crash, 21 grams, the Star Wars prequels, Panic Room…they’re far from being the worst movies ever made, no matter how much you hate them.



And another thing, come to think of it I’m pretty positive there is a similar topic somewhere on the forum.
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Whats worse: A movie you anticipate for YEARS sucking or some random movie you rented sucking balls?



Something like: stop or my mom will shoot is just BAD in every way, but the star wars prequels suck so much because a lot of people, including myself were having so much hope for it…



I dont care if there are a 1000 movies in 2007 that suck balls, but if Grindhouse would suck, I would be in tears.

Crash - James Spader and Holly Hunter

The Hours

Shindler’s List

Gangs of New York

Moonstruck

Rambo III

Superman III

Mask

Meet the Fockers

Punch Drunk Love



these are, of course, in no particular order as they all suck enormously. >:D