The Most Pointless Sequels Ever Made

[quote=“plunderbunnie”]
Oh god that was amazing, i love the pictures.
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I just can’t disagree with him. Seriously.

" If you were unfortunate enough to hear your stupid co-workers yammering on about Lucas’ latest shit burger, you might have heard them saying something like “I didn’t like the first two, but this one was good!” When I ask why, these people have trouble responding because it’s hard to talk with George Lucas’ flaccid penis in their collective mouths."



Haha, genius ;D

Most pointless sequel ever: Caddyshack 2 and Hot Shots part deux are tied for first place

[quote=“Bleach”]
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I just can’t disagree with him. Seriously.


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I can ;D



“It’s funny how vegetarians suddenly stop bitching about murder as soon as you point out their fancy leather belt or shoes”

What kind of vegetairan wears leather? Ive never met one that does, its silly. Also, im vegan, and if i eat a burger that tastes like meat, i a)think its gross or b)dont recongise the taste, but think somethings wrong with it anyways



“every year millions of animals are killed by wheat and soy bean combines during harvesting season (source). Oh yeah, go on and on for hours about how all of us meat eaters are going to hell for having a steak, but conveniently ignore the fact that each year millions of mice, rabbits, snakes, skunks, possums, squirrels, gophers and rats are ruthlessly murdered as a direct result of YOUR dieting habits”

Over 90% of grain products harvested in the US goes to feed livestock, the rest 9%+ goes to feed your run of the mill omnivore, about 1% goes to vegetarians and vegans.

In addition veganism in particular is about limiting suffering, no one can completely stop it. Arrogant pricks of any variety, vegan and vegetarian included, are annoying shit heads that make life tough for the rest of us, but theres some of us who believe in what we do, and dont act like high and mighty jerk offs.



“(and although we also contribute to the slaughter of animals during grain harvesting, keep in mind that we’re not the ones with a moral qualm about it)”

Same s above, i feel shitty about it, but im trying the best that I can at this moment, as opposed to this asshole who just sits on his computer and bitches.



“Not only that, but you’re killing free-roaming animals, not animals that were raised for feed.”

Damn, i wished they had been mistreated and abused on farms beforehand.



“and you have the audacity to point fingers at the meat industry for humanely punching a spike through a cow’s neck?”

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“Even if combines aren’t used to harvest your food, you think that buying fruits and vegetables (organic or otherwise) is any better? How do you think they get rid of bugs that eat crops in large fields?”

True organic farms use no pesticides



“Not to mention that the majority of grain grown for livestock is tough as rocks, coarse, and so low-grade that it’s only fit for animal consumption in the first place.”

This of course dosent change the fact that it is made to feed animals that non veggies consume.



“Spare me the “you could feed 500 people with the grain used to feed one cow” line of shit; it’s not the same grain.”

The point is the space. The land you raise cows on, or crops for animals, could be converted to crops for people.



The guys not a genius, but hes right on some stuff, like everyone in the world, we cant be right about everything.

Plunderbunnie…you know you eat meat when nobody is looking - Tubesteak!

[quote=“Kilgore Trout”]
Plunderbunnie…you know you eat meat when nobody is looking - Tubesteak!
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Yea, ive never heard that oen before, thanks for that.

[quote=“plunderbunnie”]
Yea, ive never heard that oen before, thanks for that.
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quite welcome

[quote=“plunderbunnie”]
The guys not a genius, but hes right on some stuff, like everyone in the world, we cant be right about everything.
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I dare you to send it to him. Ah well, don’t bother, he probably gets 600 of those e-mails every day. It would be cool if you’d get a reaction, though.

[quote=“Vince_Vega”]
It’s made by Maddox, don’t you know the guy? Haha, he is great. You should read all his articles.



http://maddox.xmission.com/
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soo let me guess this guys not a hugely successful filmmaker… or any kind of filmmaker?.. hes just another fucking critic?.. on the internet?.. who one way or another wont ever create anything as successful as the films he criticizes?.. im just guessing here… i dont know i just hate ranting

[quote=“Vince_Vega”]
I dare you to send it to him. Ah well, don’t bother, he probably gets 600 of those e-mails every day. It would be cool if you’d get a reaction, though.
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My thoughts exactly, actually. He probably gets enough of that crap, ill leave the bugger be.

[quote=“plunderbunnie”]
My thoughts exactly, actually. He probably gets enough of that crap, ill leave the bugger be.
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http://maddox.xmission.com/hatemail.cgi



As you can see, the first e-mail is from PETA. Haha, read the other messages as well. They’re hilarious.

[quote=“Scarface”]
American Psycho 2: Embarassing and utterly disgusting. Sucks as a slasher flick, sucks as a continuation to the American Psycho series. Patrick Bateman is killed within the first 5 seconds, just like what they did to the characters in Alien 3. Except that Alien 3 wasn’t actually this bad.
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I couldn’t agree more with you. Also what’s the deal with Patrick Bateman putting an ice pack on his face while he’s killing? it’s already abvious the stand in actor doesn’t look a thing like christian bale. what a terrible effort to try to hide the face of patrick bateman.



other pointless sequels:

Rambo 2&3

star trek nemesis

Alien vs. Predator

Exorcist: The Beginning

Anacondas

“Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie’s Island Adventure”

anyone seen it? it’s kind of a spinoff from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation about Randy Quaid’s character, a TV movie i think, really horrible and awefully pointless

I never knew that they made Christmas Vacation 2. I refuse to see it! Christmas Vacation is one of my all-time favorites.

What are you doing Ruby Sue?

Shittin’ Bricks

You really shouldn’t say that word

sorry, Shittin’ Rocks

lol i had no idea either they had made a sequel to it, not going to watch it either lol

[quote=“Kilgore Trout”]
I never knew that they made Christmas Vacation 2. I refuse to see it! Christmas Vacation is one of my all-time favorites.

What are you doing Ruby Sue?

Shittin’ Bricks

You really shouldn’t say that word

sorry, Shittin’ Rocks
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“The shitter was full!”



Randy Quaid has the perfect white trailer trash face

[quote=“Johny_Exhale”]
“The shitter was full!”



Randy Quaid has the perfect white trailer trash face
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Honey, have you checked our shitter?

[quote]Jaws: The Revenge : A great white shark tries to seek revenge on the Brody family, who were responsible for killing one of his siblings in the first movie. Yes, it is actually as idiotic as it sounds.



Seed Of Chucky: Chucky fucks a doll and has a baby. The series makes a complete u-turn and transforms itself from a horror series with splashes of comedy to an embarassing comedy series with no horror whatsoever. Do the writers think the audience is actually this stupid?



American Psycho 2: Embarassing and utterly disgusting. Sucks as a slasher flick, sucks as a continuation to the American Psycho series. Patrick Bateman is killed within the first 5 seconds, just like what they did to the characters in Alien 3. Except that Alien 3 wasn’t actually this bad.



Halloween 4 - ?: If you want to bring back Michael Myers for more sequels, please don’t kill him off by the end of a film and then pretend nothing has happened when coming to make another sequel. At the end of Halloween 2, it was obvious Michael Myers and Dr. Loomis both were killed in an explosion. Come Halloween 4, Michael is in a coma while Dr. Loomis only has some scars on his face. From an explosion that should have blew him up in a thousand pieces. What the fuck?



Basic Instinct 2: I haven’t seen this one and don’t intend to. But to bring back a washed up fifty year old actress for a sequel to an erotic thriller already 15 years old surely says something.



8 MM 2: Yeah it actually exists. I refuse to see it, but the plot seems to revolve around a blackmail involving someone taping himself with a prostitute. Or some shit like that. No relation to the original movie whatsoever, as expected. Crap.



Any Disney sequel. The Lion King 2, Bambi 2, Pocahontas 2, The Little Mermaid 2, Doofus Does Dallas 2…when will the torture end?[/quote]


i agree with what u r saying except the disney sequels . lol

Smokey and the Bandit 2 was the most superfluous sequel ever, anyone who feels the need to watch it should just save time and watch Smokey and the Bandit twice, they’re pretty much the same movie.

[quote=“RazorCharlie”]
Smokey and the Bandit 2 was the most superfluous sequel ever, anyone who feels the need to watch it should just save time and watch Smokey and the Bandit twice, they’re pretty much the same movie.
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What about Cannonball Run 2? - Equally Shitty!