Mine would go something like this:
Jaws: The Revenge : A great white shark tries to seek revenge on the Brody family, who were responsible for killing one of his siblings in the first movie. Yes, it is actually as idiotic as it sounds.
Seed Of Chucky: Chucky fucks a doll and has a baby. The series makes a complete u-turn and transforms itself from a horror series with splashes of comedy to an embarassing comedy series with no horror whatsoever. Do the writers think the audience is actually this stupid?
American Psycho 2: Embarassing and utterly disgusting. Sucks as a slasher flick, sucks as a continuation to the American Psycho series. Patrick Bateman is killed within the first 5 seconds, just like what they did to the characters in Alien 3. Except that Alien 3 wasn’t actually this bad.
Halloween 4 - ?: If you want to bring back Michael Myers for more sequels, please don’t kill him off by the end of a film and then pretend nothing has happened when coming to make another sequel. At the end of Halloween 2, it was obvious Michael Myers and Dr. Loomis both were killed in an explosion. Come Halloween 4, Michael is in a coma while Dr. Loomis only has some scars on his face. From an explosion that should have blew him up in a thousand pieces. What the fuck?
Basic Instinct 2: I haven’t seen this one and don’t intend to. But to bring back a washed up fifty year old actress for a sequel to an erotic thriller already 15 years old surely says something.
8 MM 2: Yeah it actually exists. I refuse to see it, but the plot seems to revolve around a blackmail involving someone taping himself with a prostitute. Or some shit like that. No relation to the original movie whatsoever, as expected. Crap.
Any Disney sequel. The Lion King 2, Bambi 2, Pocahontas 2, The Little Mermaid 2, Doofus Does Dallas 2…when will the torture end?
I’m sure I’m forgetting plenty more.