The Big Lebowski

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you can play a great drinking game while watching this movie: everytime someone says “shut the fuck up donnie” you take a shot. I promise you will be shit-faced by the time he croaks.
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this is kind of off topic but has to do with drinking games, a couple friends of mine would watch the Clerks uncensored episode where it was all just flashbacks and would take a shot everytime there was a flashback

please…don’t apolagize for going off topic…we do it all the time.



btw…change your name from crimson to wet.

[quote=“Kilgore Trout”]


btw…change your name from crimson to wet.
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keep wishing homes :slight_smile:

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The QT Archives: The place where you can start out talking about the brilliant films of Scorsese Vs Tarantino and then start talking about the relevance of the best rock guitarists all in the same topic! :slight_smile:

or which porn star has the biggest schvatz

That too!c

Stay on topic okay? now who’s better Pink Floyd or the doors? ;D

every time I think about the Big Lebowski, I can’t stop smiling. That scene in the coffee shop:



God damn you Walter! You fuckin’ asshole! Everything’s a fuckin’ travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?



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Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.

The Dude: Yeah, but Walter…

Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish. These fucking amateurs…

February 11, 2006

BROKEBACK GROCERY LIST

(from Elvira)



Brokeback Mountain Weekly Grocery Lists

for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, Summer 1963



WEEK ONE

  • Beans
  • Bacon
  • Coffee
  • Whiskey



    WEEK TWO
  • Beans
  • Ham
  • Coffee
  • Whiskey



    WEEK THREE
  • Beans al fresca
  • Thin-sliced bacon
  • Hazelnut Coffee
  • Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
  • K-Y gel



    WEEK FOUR
  • Beans en salade
  • Pancetta
  • Coffee (espresso grind)
  • 5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
  • 2 tubes K-Y gel



    WEEK FIVE
  • Fresh fava beans
  • Jasmine rice
  • Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
  • Medallions of veal
  • Porcini mushrooms
  • 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
  • 1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
  • 5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
  • 1 extra large bottle Astro-glide



    WEEK SIX
  • Yukon Gold potatoes
  • Heavy whipping cream
  • Asparagus (very thin)
  • Organic eggs
  • Spanish lemons
  • Gruyere cheese (well aged)
  • Crushed walnuts
  • Arugula
  • Clarified butter
  • Extra Virgin olive oil
  • Pure Balsamic vinegar
  • 6 yards white silk organdy
  • 6 yards pale ivory taffeta
  • 3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
  • Large tin Crisco

Yeah where is Tanukihime? when I first came here he would, “Merge” now he’s no where to be found.



anyway…I loved the end of the movie with the nihilist



The Dude: Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.

Nihilist: Ve vant ze money, Lebowski.

Nihilist #2: Ja, uzzervize ve kill ze girl.

Nihilist #3: Ja, it seems you have forgotten our little deal, Lebowski.

The Dude: You don’t HAVE the fucking girl, dipshits! We know you never did!

[the Nihilists, stunned, confer amongst themselves in German]

Donny: Are these the Nazis, Walter?

Walter Sobchak: No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there’s nothing to be afraid of.

Nihilist: Ve don’t care. Ve still vant ze money, Lebowski, or ve fuck you up.

Walter Sobchak: Fuck you. Fuck the three of you.

The Dude: Hey, cool it Walter.

Walter Sobchak: No, without a hostage, there is no ransom. That’s what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules.

Nihilist #2: His girlfriend gave up her toe!

Nihilist #3: She though we’d be getting million dollars!

Nihilist #2: Iss not fair!

Walter Sobchak: Fair! WHO’S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?

The Dude: Hey, cool it Walter. Look, pal, there never was any money. The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man.

Walter Sobchak: And, I would like my undies back.

[Stunned, the Germans confer amongst themselves again]

Donny: Are they gonna hurt us, Walter?

Walter Sobchak: No, Donny. These men are cowards.

Nihilist: Okay. So we take ze money you haf on you, und ve calls it eefen.

Walter Sobchak: Fuck you.

I love this film too. I went to see it opening weekend with some friends and besides the 5 of us there were about 6 other people in the whole theater. We went to see it again and again. The very fisrt time I saw it I didn’t fall in love with it right away. I think maybe it was because it wasn’t what I expected from the coen brothers at the time. After a bit of reflection I realized how much I liked it. When My friends left my house that night one of them screamed he was going to “cut off my johnson” out of the car wondow and right then and there I knew this was classic.

I tried the White Russian for the first time in my life this week. Gotta say, it’s a great drink. 8)

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I tried the White Russian for the first time in my life this week. Gotta say, it’s a great drink. 8)
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There is a difference between a White Russian and a Caucasian. The Dude drinks Caucasians. White Russians have a small abount of Coca-Cola to “curdle” the milk. White Russians also use half & half. The Caucasian is made with skim or 2% - which is beter.

Let me ask a question here,after watching The Big Lebowski was anyone else singing, “I just dropped in” song. Truly the first time I watched the movie I couldnt get that song(and dance) out of my head

I love the The Big Lewbowski, my favorite comedy film.



“I didn’t watch my friends die face down in the muck to have you slanderize the Dude!”

[quote=“Jack Rabbit Slim”]
I love the The Big Lewbowski, my favorite comedy film.



“I didn’t watch my friends die face down in the muck to have you slanderize the Dude!”
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how about the euology at donnie’s funeral where he talked about Nam?

“Fuck It dude Im going bowling”

The Dude is the modern day Jesus - ;D



I was suprised by how good this movie is, I never expected to be so entertained.





DUDE

But Walter–



WALTER

I’ll get you a toe by this

afternoon–with nail polish. These

fucking amateurs. They send us a

toe, we’re supposed to shit our-

selves with fear. Jesus Christ. My

point is–



DUDE

They’re gonna kill her, Walter, and

then they’re gonna kill me–



WALTER

Well that’s just, that’s the stress

talking, Dude. So far we have what

looks to me like a series of

victimless crimes–



DUDE

What about the toe?



WALTER

FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!



HAHA! Walter is crazy!

The whole movie if full of quotable dialogue. It’s incredible really.