Tell Me a Joke!

How about you go kill yourself then? I’m pretty sure the whole forum’s done with you, asswipe.

[quote=“Kilgore Trout”]
I’m done with you three fucking losers.
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Which 3?

The three that only exist in his head.

[quote=“Kilgore Trout”]
I’m done with you three fucking losers.
[/quote]
How can you call anyone a loser? Seriously. I know this board is anonymous and you can try to be anything you want but even you can’t pretend to be less of a loser than anyone else here. You are seriously the most pathetic person I have ever seen roaming a board and that is saying a hell of a lot.

[quote=“Bone Daddy”]
An aide walks up to George Bush, and informs him 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq, today. Visibly shaken, Bush collapses into his chair, puts his hands to his face, and appears on the verge of tears. When he finally composes himself, he walks back to the aide and says “How many is a Brazilian?”
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Ok, that was pretty fucking funny. I haven’t laughed like that all week. -thanks!





On a side note: Do not fuck this thread up any more than it already has become. I’m serious. If you really have the need to fuck with each other, make another thread for it, already!!

[quote=“ThaDuke”]On a side note: Do not fuck this thread up any more than it already has become. I’m serious. If you really have the need to fuck with each other, make another thread for it, already!!
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On another side note: ThaDuke sounds like such a bass. I’m serious. That’s my side note and my joke you prick.

[quote=“dutchsouthern”]
On another side note: ThaDuke sounds like such a bass. I’m serious. That’s my side note and my joke you prick.
[/quote]

Go suck on a Fig Newton, douchebag.

[quote=“ThaDuke”]
Go suck on a Fig Newton, douchebag.
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Sorry I meant to say “badass”. ThaDuke sounds like such a badass. I totally screwed up the punchline. Let me try again… On another side note: ThaDuke sounds like such a badass. I’m serious. How was that? Better? Sorry about the fuck-up, fuck-up.

Haha, you say others are pathetic while you yourself keep arguing about nothing and quoting members in your own profile? Okay… Let’s just say you’re in the right thread.

[quote=“dutchsouthern”]
How can you call anyone a loser? Seriously. I know this board is anonymous and you can try to be anything you want but even you can’t pretend to be less of a loser than anyone else here. You are seriously the most pathetic person I have ever seen roaming a board and that is saying a hell of a lot.
[/quote]

I think I actually agree with dutchsouthern for once. 100%.

A boy and a child molestor go strolling into the woods, one rainy, overcast day. The boy says “Mister, I’m cold, and it’s dark, and I’m a-scared.” The molestor says “How do you think I feel, I gotta come back alone!”

[quote=“Bone Daddy”]
A boy and a child molestor go strolling into the woods, one rainy, overcast day. The boy says “Mister, I’m cold, and it’s dark, and I’m a-scared.” The molestor says “How do you think I feel, I gotta come back alone!”
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That one was pretty good. I actually laughed.

[quote=“Bleach”]
Haha, you say others are pathetic while you yourself keep arguing about nothing and quoting members in your own profile? Okay… Let’s just say you’re in the right thread.
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That one was pretty good too. I actually laughed again. Keep 'em coming dipshit.

[quote=“dutchsouthern”]
That one was pretty good too. I actually laughed again. Keep 'em coming dipshit.
[/quote] Nice quotes on your sig, Dutch! lol

Man people are really fucking up this forum

Indeed, they are.

[quote=“me”]
Man people are really fucking up this forum
[/quote] Yea, people will do that!

Yeah and unfortunately that includes you.

[quote=“Jack Rabbit Slim”]
Yeah and unfortunately that includes you.
[/quote] I always speak highly of you.

Thank you.