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Tarantino knows that Bruce Campbell’s chin is fake.
Tarantino doesn’t pay hommage to other films, the other films pay hommage to Tarantino by letting him be inspired by them.
Tarantino doesn’t use his second name, so as not to intellectually over-challenge the fans.
Tarantino facts
admin2
#1
Bad_Max1
#2
Tarantino banged every chick on the set while filming Kill bill and he’s damn proud of it.
admin2
#3
Tarantino doesnt make films, he makes movies.
Tarantino doesnt go to bed at night, he merely makes a pause from being great
Bad_Max1
#4
Quentin is not an Elvis impersonator, it’s Elvis who’s an Quentin impersonator
QT was not named after the ‘Burt Reynolds’ character Quint Asper from “Gunsmoke”. It was the character that was named after Quentin.
First noted screenplay was not titled “Captain Peachfuzz and the Anchovy Bandit” which was written in 1985, it was ‘‘I Fucking Rule’’ written in 1973
Quentin Does not make references to cult movies and television, it’s Cult movies and television that references his movies.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Quentin Tarantino allows to live.
Tarantino does not smoke weed, it’s the weed that smokes him.
QT’s shit smells like bakery fresh cinnamon rolls.
[quote=“Bad Max”]
Tarantino banged every chick on the set while filming Kill bill and he’s damn proud of it.
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Tarantino banged every chick that has relations to all the chicks he banged on the set of kill bill.
While banging all the chicks he was watching 6 movies a minute and quoting the whole dollars trilogy.
Before you can even look at a chick Tarantino already banged her on one of his moviesets.
When the world will end, we will live in one of Tarantino’s moviemovie universes, but don’ t think he hasn’t already banged every chick there.
Scarface1
#8
Tarantino has a black belt in Ju Jitsu, Tae Kwan Do, Aikido and Hapkido with the sole scope of kicking your ass if you even dream of messing with his script.
The reason QT was so fucking drunk during the Kill Bill: Vol 1 premiere was because he planned to propose to Uma during the premiere. Unluckily for her, he passed out even before the opening credits rolled.
QT managed to say the word “alright” 87 times in 10 seconds, thus automatically propelling him into the Guiness Book of Records.
The real reason why Al Qaeda terrorists crashed 2 planes into the Twin Towers on September the 11th was in the hope of seeing QT direct a film about them. Unfortunately for them, the project went to Oliver Stone. They are thus reported to be planning another terrorist attack in protest.
El_Grouch
#9
[quote=“Scarface”]
Tarantino has a black belt in Ju Jitsu, Tae Kwan Do, Aikido and Hapkido with the sole scope of kicking your ass if you even dream of messing with his script.
The reason QT was so fucking drunk during the Kill Bill: Vol 1 premiere was because he planned to propose to Uma during the premiere. Unluckily for her, he passed out even before the opening credits rolled.
QT managed to say the word “alright” 87 times in 10 seconds, thus automatically propelling him into the Guiness Book of Records.
The real reason why Al Qaeda terrorists crashed 2 planes into the Twin Towers on September the 11th was in the hope of seeing QT direct a film about them. Unfortunately for them, the project went to Oliver Stone. They are thus reported to be planning another terrorist attack in protest.
[/quote]Don’t even joke or mention the 9/11 incident, people fucking died.
Scarface1
#10
[quote=“Snake Charmer”]
Don’t even joke or mention the 9/11 incident, people fucking died.
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Sorry I didn’t know that. I always thought that Chuck Norris managed to save them just in time.
El_Grouch
#11
Norris is awesome, but still, my grandpapa was never found…god bless his soul. R.I.P. Old grandpapey, we shall see each other soon 
thecrazy881
#12
[quote=“Scarface”]
QT managed to say the word “alright” 87 times in 10 seconds, thus automatically propelling him into the Guiness Book of Records.
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That could be true.
Bleach1
#13
Hahaha
[quote=“Snake Charmer”]
Don’t even joke or mention the 9/11 incident, people fucking died.
[/quote]
Get over it, things happen, people fucking die every day. Making fun of everything is a sign of a normal community, unlike arabs bitching about a CARICATURE.
Ify1
#16
[quote=“Bleach”]
Hahaha
Get over it, things happen, people fucking die every day. Making fun of everything is a sign of a normal community, unlike arabs bitching about a CARICATURE.
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Ooooh bordeline racism. You better be careful of what you say there!!
[quote=“tarantino_is_god”]
Tarantino banged every chick that has relations to all the chicks he banged on the set of kill bill.
While banging all the chicks he was watching 6 movies a minute and quoting the whole dollars trilogy.
Before you can even look at a chick Tarantino already banged her on one of his moviesets.
When the world will end, we will live in one of Tarantino’s moviemovie universes, but don’ t think he hasn’t already banged every chick there.
[/quote]
hahahahaha. Hilarious.
[quote=“Scarface”]
Tarantino has a black belt in Ju Jitsu, Tae Kwan Do, Aikido and Hapkido with the sole scope of kicking your ass if you even dream of messing with his script.
[/quote]
Hahahah
Scarface1
#17
Tarantino has seen every movie ever made. He has even seen your birthday videos, your graduation videos and that video where you filmed yourself masturbating in front of the camera. Tarantino swears he’s not gonna tell anyone, unless he deems it necessary to reference it in his next movie.
A sex scene between Salma Hayek and Quentin Tarantino was filmed for the movie “From Dusk Till Dawn”. It was cut from the final version due to it being 6 hours long.
While filming the sex scene with Bridget Fonda in Jackie Brown, DeNiro asked Tarantino which sex position he should use. When Tarantino replied “doggy style”, DeNiro asked him “I’m uncomfortable with that. How about another position?”, to which Tarantino replied “Is there any other position?”.
It is widely speculated that the Pai Mei/Shaolin Monks story in Kill Bill is based on Quentin Tarantino’s childhood school days. When a boy refused to give his lunch to Quentin Tarantino, Quentin Tarantino killed the whole school.
The reason why a thunderbolt hit Jim Cavaziel during the filming of The Passion of The Christ was because God wanted Quentin Tarantino to direct the movie. He was sick of the “pussy” image Hollywood has always given to his Son. Unfortunately for Him, Quentin Tarantino’s script was ditched by the studio and later took the form of what is now known as “Kill Bill”.
Ify1
#20
[quote=“Panther”]
Quentin Tarantino stores dead niggers in his garage
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hahaha, good one.