I think Sebby should include this topic and the “You know you’re obsessed” topics as part of the main site. You know, have a “FUN STUFF” button on tarantino.info and include everything in there. Bet it would be a hit.
Quentin Tarantino chose the female cast of Kill Bill out of his own personal harem.
Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger and Jason Vorhees hate Quentin Tarantino movies. They just can’t keep up with the body count.
[quote]Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger and Jason Vorhees hate Quentin Tarantino movies. They just can’t keep up with the body count.[/quote]
Bloody Awesome!
[quote]QT managed to say the word “alright” 87 times in 10 seconds, thus automatically propelling him into the Guiness Book of Records[/quote]
I would not be surprised if this actually was true.
Quentin Tarantino snorts so much cocaine that the Gross Domestic Product of Colombia has doubled during the last 10 years.
Quentin Tarantino’s next project, called “Inglorious Bastards”, will revolve around the assholes forming part of the Academy who denied the Best Picture Oscar to Pulp Fiction. No other movie-title in history has reflected so much truth.
Quentin Tarantino does not own a myspace account, because he does not have any friends. Only worshippers.
Bruce Campbell and Reese Witherspoon hate Quentin Tarantino. They were both going to be inducted into the Guinness Book Of Records as possessing “the most awesome chin in the world”. All their hopes were lost when Quentin Tarantino came along.
(I fucking rule at these things, don’t I? 8) )
Yeah! post some more man! i love the Witherspoon/Campbell/Tarantino joke!
Muchos grazias. I’ll post others when something else comes to mind.
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(I fucking rule at these things, don’t I? 8) )
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True, you’re actually keeping this thread alive. I loved the “QT has even seen your home videos and referenced them in his movies” one.
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Yes you do, the Inglorious Bastards one was brilliant.
:-*
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Bruce Campbell and Reese Witherspoon hate Quentin Tarantino. They were both going to be inducted into the Guinness Book Of Records as possessing “the most awesome chin in the world”. All their hopes were lost when Quentin Tarantino came along.
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Hahahaha, that’s the best ever. Could you please make some more, they’re hilarious 
Quentin Tarantino doesn’t wake up in the morning, he just fades in. When he goes to bed, he fades to black.
It didn’t take Quentin Tarantino six years until making Kill Bill, it took him six years to spend all that money he earned from Pulp Fiction. And then he had to make 2 Kill Bills because the Pulp DVD sales were so high, so he had to spend even more money. It is now taking him so long to make the next movie, because he has so much money to spend he earned from the Kill Bills.
Quentin Tarantino doesn’t pick his two-word movie titles, he has to: The Internet Movie Database doesn’t allow more than 2 million characters per director, and Quentin Tarantino will make quite a few movies in his life.
Quentin Tarantino is so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him.
Quentin Tarantino’s foot fetish is so bad, he doesn’t take his shoes off so as not to lick his own toes.
Quentin Tarantino once had a breakdown on the highway in the middle of nowhere but he still managed to get laid right away.
hehe post more!
I am not creative today
hahahahah!!! like the chuck norris facts!
AMAIZING! ;D ;D ;D
[quote]Quentin Tarantino is so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him.
Quentin Tarantino’s foot fetish is so bad, he doesn’t take his shoes off so as not to lick his own toes.
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Those were great hehe… ;D
the sheep thing is from The Heist
One time Quentin Tarantino walked in a bar and someone screamed “Holy shit! It’s Quentin Tarantino!” Everyone’s head but Quentin’s exploded from shear amazement.
good one.
Quentin Tarantino doesn’t listen to music, he allows the music into his ears for a moment.
Quentin Tarantino doesn’t watch movies, he lets the images enter his eyes.
Quentin Tarantino’s middle name is Jerome. He has a middle name but he doesnt need it, because people are too amazed to say “Quentin Tarantino” to even think about a middle name
Quentin Tarantino needs fan websites where people worship his movies. This needs to be because the general public can’t compensate the coolness of his movies by themselves.
Tarantino doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
QT can judge a book by its cover.
The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Quentin Tarantino.
Quentin can watch 18 movies in 37 seconds
QT can smoke 300 Kg of weed in 20 seconds
QT eats eight meals a day. 4 of them are Big Kahuna Burger’s and the rest is Fanscripts that QT-nerds send to him.
QT mottos is ‘‘Don’t drink and drive but smoke and fly, alright!?’’