Dude that sucks that you were kicked out of the theater! I went to see it by myself at the cheapy theaters on the last night it was playing. I was the only one there and they still played the movie!
Also, I’m very happy you made it home safely. My friend came back about three months ago. He was in Iraq for eight years. He watched two of his friends die. One in a roadside bomb and the other blew his own head off the day before he was scheduled to come home. Thank you for your service. Now go enjoy life! You earned it!
Jesus Christ, what a fucking jip.
So I went to see Death Proof, I thought. Came in a little early, there was nobody there yet so I bought the ticket and waited in the lounge listenin’ to some 50’s tunes on the jukebox. The movie was due to start rolling at nine o’clock but after nine there was still nobody there! Then the chick at the register said that they can’t play the movie if there’s less than two people in the audience. There’s this big music festival going on right now in the city so maybe some potential film buffs were there and maybe some grown-ups went to see the premiere of the new Potter movie earlier tonight with their kids and couldn’t handle another movie right after but still, come on! It’s the new Tarantino flick and I’m the only one there! Blasphemy, I say.
So I got my money back and the girl at the register said that I should come see it on Sunday cause that’s when she’s checking out so at least THEN there’s two fucking asses in the seats. So I guess I’ll see it then. A red headed chick says I should see the new Tarantino movie on Sunday then I will see the fucking movie on Sunday. That’s like a mating call to me. And the festival’s over then too so maybe even some other dipshits will be there.
This ain’t my town, folks.