Most of the men around here have 'taches. Hell, some of the women too. I once, really honest-to-God, actually took my own little poll while I was at work. I had two columns on a sheet of paper, one for guys with 'taches, one for guys without (van dykes and goatees don’t count as taches)… When a guy would walk in, I’d mark the appropriate column. By the end of the day, I had something like 23 taches, and 6 non-taches. The reason I did that was cos I noticed how many people in this town are out of touch with the rest of the world. That, and I get bored easily.