Butch: Will you hand me a towel, asshole?
Fabienne: Ah, I like that. I like asshole. asshole is much better than mongoloid.
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Marsellus: In the fifth, your ass goes down. Say it.
Butch: In the fifth, my ass goes down. Say it.
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[BANG!]
Jules: Normally, both your asses wouldn’t be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I’m in a transitional period so I wanna kill you, I dwanna help you. But I can give you this case, it don’t belong to me. So I don’t give a shit. Now if you excuse me, I gotta go and buy some maxi pads for mah girl, Sheronda… Peace!.
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Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster’s Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don’t need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I’m the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what’s on my mind right now? It AIN’T the coffee in my kitchen, it’s the male transvestite bondage gimp twins in my fuckin’ garage. Now would you stop asking me questions and let me fuck tha twins?!
Hahaha! hilarious guys!
REPOSTING SOME OF MY OWN FAVORITES
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[quote=“Bad Max”]
Marscellus: I’m prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.
Butch: Oh Honey, I love when you talk dirty. Now get down and suck my dick, hoe!.
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Esmeralda: What is your name?
Butch: Butch.
Esmeralda: What does it mean?
Butch: That you should keep your eyes on the road and not fuckin’ talk to me okay? Cuntflap!?
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Jules: What the fuck’s happening, man? Ah, shit man!
Vincent: I shot Marvin in the face.
Jules: Why the fuck did you do that!
Vincent: Well, I asked him if I could suck his dick but he said no, so i shot him.
Jules: Oh, ok.
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Vincent: Hi, Im looking for Tinkle, first name Ivanna
Lance: Ivanna Tinkle? Ivanna Tinkle? Everybody put down your glasses, Ivanna Tinkle!
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Jules: Hello can I speak to a Mr. Freely first initials I. P?
Lance: I.P. Freely. Hey everybody look at me I. P Freely.
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Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don’t eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain’t Jewish, I just don’t dig on swine, that’s all.
Vincent: Well, You don’t seem to have a problem sucking dicks so why the ‘‘I don’t eat meat’’ attitude?
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[quote=“Bad Max”]
Butch: Will you hand me a towel, asshole?
Fabienne: Ah, I like that. I like asshole. asshole is much better than mongoloid.
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Thats a great one! 
It makes me roll on the floor 
Im so immature
My Absolute Favorites
[quote=“Bad Max”]
Jules: Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.
Vincent: [Pause]… That’s the gayest shit i’ve ever heard! What do you eat for breakfast? Cocksandwich?
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Honey Bunny: Any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!
Man: Fuck, I dropped my fork. Can you make an exception?
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The Wolf: You’re… Jimmie, right? This is your house?
Jimmie: Sure is.
The Wolf: I’m Winston Wolfe. I suck dick.
Jimmie: Good, I got one.
The Wolf: So I heard. May i suck it?
Jimmie: Uh, yeah, please do.
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Zed: Bring out the Gimp.
Maynard: We don’t have any gimp.
Zed: Well, I guess you’re gonna have to go buy one, now won’t you?
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Jules: Oh, I’m sorry, did I break your concentration?
Brett: Nope, I take Ritalin.
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Vincent: Where’s the fork? I want a fork on the table?
Jules: You wanna fuck on the table? Damn man, thats som pervert shit, im outta here, man! Seeya!
Its a fuckin internet message board, we’re supposed to be immature!!
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Marsellus: Two things: You dont tell nobody about this, this shit is between you me and Mr Soon To Be Livin The Rest of His Short Life In Agonizin Pain Rapist here. Two: When you gone, you stay gone, or you be gone you used up all your LA privaledges. Deal?
Butch: Deal.
Marsellus: Get yo ass outta here.
We see Butch walking out and he sees something on wall and grabs it and he leaves on Zed’s bike.
CUT TO:
Butch driving down Hollywood Boulevard with A big megaphone screaming: ATTENTION LOS ANGELES!! A BLACK MAN NAMED MARSELLUS WALLACE GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BY A WHITE BOY!!!..BIG BAD MARSELLUS WALLACE GOT FUCKED IN THE ANUS HOLE BY A WHITE BOY!!..YOU KNOW MARSELLUS WALLACE?!..WELL HIS ASSHOLE IS THE SIZE OF A JELLYROLLL!!..
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[quote=“PopeyePete”]
Its a fuckin internet message board, we’re supposed to be immature!!
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Marsellus: Two things: You dont tell nobody about this, this shit is between you me and Mr Soon To Be Livin The Rest of His Short Life In Agonizin Pain Rapist here. Two: When you gone, you stay gone, or you be gone you used up all your LA privaledges. Deal?
Butch: Deal.
Marsellus: Get yo ass outta here.
We see Butch walking out and he sees something on wall and grabs it and he leaves on Zed’s bike.
CUT TO:
Butch driving down Hollywood Boulevard with A big megaphone screaming: ATTENTION LOS ANGELES!! A BLACK MAN NAMED MARSELLUS WALLACE GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BY A WHITE BOY!!!..BIG BAD MARSELLUS WALLACE GOT FUCKED IN THE ANUS HOLE BY A WHITE BOY!!..YOU KNOW MARSELLUS WALLACE?!..WELL HIS ASSHOLE IS THE SIZE OF A JELLYROLLL!!..
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Hahahahahahahaha
Vincent: Jules, how many times have I told you that I don’t want no fuckin’ around in the car?
[Cut to Jules fuckin’ Mia’s corpse]
Jules: Okay, Just hold on, man! Im about to come!
Vincent: if I see a lil’ tiny teeny bit of whitey cream on the motherfuckin’ seat, I’ll a bust a cap in your motherfuckin’ ass.
Jules: Don’t worry, im aiming into her ear, And you know I never miss.
[Car runs over big bump] [Spurt Sound]
Jules: Oops…
Vincent: Oops?! Whata fuck does that mean!!??
[Vincent Looks back]
Vincent: Oh fuck you! That is fucked up! get outta mah car bitch!!!
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Lance: This is Cocoa…This is Vanilla…and this is Strawberry.
Vincent: Lemme get a scoop of Cocoa. and if its as good as you say it is, I’ll be back for another scoop.
Lance: OK, here ya go.
Lance hands Vincent a single scoop cocoa cone.
Vincent: Mind if i eat it here?
Lance: Yeah but be careful not to drip any on the rug. Jodie just cleaned em.
Vincent: Graciaaaaaas.
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:o hahaha!
I’m going to try to piece all our best bits together into a fake PF script. Should be fun to put this stuff into one big crazy story!!
[quote=“PopeyePete”]
I’m going to try to piece all our best bits together into a fake PF script. Should be fun to put this stuff into one big crazy story!!
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Hahaha! Yes! Put it in chronological (scriptwise) order and reread the whole thing
Should be fun indeed
That would be pretty fuckin’ funny.
Thats gonna be hard, wish you luck
[quote=“me”]
Thats gonna be hard, wish you luck
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Wow, what a downer! lol
I think it’d still be funny; but yeah, 2 and a half hours of improv? Might be wishful thinking afterall…
Honey Bunny: I hate you, Cock muncher.
Pumpkin: I hate you too you, Butthole.
[Cue Ennio Morricone Music]
They both stand up and draws their guns John Woo Style and decides too shoots each other in the face, but their’s no bullets in the guns.
They see two big fuckin pistols on the floor, they both go down quickly and loads the guns with ammo and shoots the place up Desperado style before they face each other again this time with loaded guns.
[Blam]
They fly 10 meters back and Honey Bunny lands in a french guys soup, so the frenchie complains and demands new food. Pumpkin flies through the restuarant and into the bathroom and lands with the loudest face plant ever into a toilet thats broken, so shit splashes everywhere.
Pumpkin lifts his head out of the toilet, his face looks like chocolate candy from all the shit.
Pumpkin: Aaw crap…
[Pumpkin drops his head down into the crapper]
[Fade Out]
The Wolf: You’re… Sam Peckinpah, right? This is your house?
Jimmie: Sure is.
The Wolf: Sam Peckinpah. That’s a beautiful name in Navajo.
Jimmie: Huh?, Did you steal that from My name is Nobody
The Wolf: Maybe…
Jimmie: Man, your more unoriginal than Quenton Zaratino’!
NOTE If you guys want me to add your stuff to the Big Gulp Diction script, make sure they’re scenes that arent already covered.
Thanks!