tell me the scenes that ain’t done yet 
Read the script!!
“Can’t we all be friends and hug?”
“Don’t do drugs. And stay in school.”
“Step aside Butch…me and the holmes here gonna get things a little more intimate with a little motha fuckin’ Al Green in the hizzouse.”
“well, what about me and you?”
“there is no me and you…hell, Butch…your little five inch pecker never was enough to satimify my needs. But this here hunk of white-trash wonder is all that and a bag of chips. I mean to tell you, Butch…this boy’s got it goin on. I’m gonna call a couple of pipe-swinging niggers to come over here and work on the holmes with a pair of dildos and some k-y. You here me hillbilly boy? We gonna get nasty”
JULES: Do you know what they call, an unexperienced Jedi warrior under the tutelage of his master."
BRETT: No.
JULES: Tell him Vincent.
VINCENT: Padawan.
JULES: Padawan. You know why they call it that?
BRETT: Because they’re unexperienced Jedi fighters under the tutelage of a master.
JULES: Check out the big brain on Brett. You’a smart motherfucker–
BRETT: Actually, you mentioned that earlier –
JULES: I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing!
VINCENT: He’s got you there Julie!
They all start laughing. Jules gets angry.
JULES: Vincent, shut the FUCK up! In the name of the galactic senate you all as dead as fried chicken!
He shoots everyone.
THE END
JULES Now describe what Darth Vader looks like!
BRETT (out of fear) What?
Jules takes his lazer sword and holds in toward Brett’s cheek.
JULES Say “What” again! C’mon, say “What” again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say “What” one more goddamn time!
Brett is regressing on the spot.
JULES Now describe to me what Darth Vader looks like!
Brett does his best.
BRETT Well he’s …he’s…black –
JULES – go on!
BRETT …and he’s…he’s…tall –
JULES – does he look like a Padawan?!
BRETT (without thinking) What?
Jules’ chops off Brett’s arm with his sword
Brett SCREAMS, breaking into a SHAKING/TREMBLING SPASM in the
chair.
JULES Does-he-look-like-a-Padawan?!
BRETT (in agony) No.
JULES Then why did you try to fuck 'im like a Padawan?!
[quote=“Tristan”]
JULES Now describe what Darth Vader looks like!
BRETT (out of fear) What?
Jules takes his lazer sword and holds in toward Brett’s cheek.
JULES Say “What” again! C’mon, say “What” again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say “What” one more goddamn time!
Brett is regressing on the spot.
JULES Now describe to me what Darth Vader looks like!
Brett does his best.
BRETT Well he’s …he’s…black –
JULES – go on!
BRETT …and he’s…he’s…tall –
JULES – does he look like a Padawan?!
BRETT (without thinking) What?
Jules’ chops off Brett’s arm with his sword
Brett SCREAMS, breaking into a SHAKING/TREMBLING SPASM in the
chair.
JULES Does-he-look-like-a-Padawan?!
BRETT (in agony) No.
JULES Then why did you try to fuck 'im like a Padawan?!
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Y’know, that’s pretty fucking funny, even though I have no idea what a Padawan is.
[quote=“ThaDuke”]
Y’know, that’s pretty fucking funny, even though I have no idea what a Padawan is.
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JULES: Do you know what they call, an unexperienced Jedi warrior under the tutelage of his master."
VINCENT: Padawan.
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you were kidding, weren’t ya? Of course you were…Damn!
[Marsellus Wallace Getting Raped]
Butch:Did I miss the party?
[Vincent And Jules getting guns from the trunk]
Vincent:Okay here is the plan we[Zombie takes a bite of Vincent neck]
Jules:God Damn!
Vincent:You Motherfucker![cocksgun and blows Zombie away]
Jules:We need shotguns for this kind of shit
[Butch knocks The Gimp out and removes his mask]
Butch:[In Shock]Dustin Diamond!?!
[Jules Five Years After Quitting…]
Jules:Welcome to good burger how may I take your order?
Jules:Okay were gonna go take care of this Brett guy[They open up the door and Chuck Norris is there exercising on the flexmaster]
Chuck Norris:Hey guys[Jules And Vincent look at each other]you know its rude not to knock, im gonna do what your momma should’ve done years ago[Chuck Norris takes off his belt]Its time for your medicine boys!
[quote=“Pete”]
Vincent: Marvin, what do you think about all this?
Marvin: Man I think that Jules is right,that shit was definitely divine intervention. Noone shoots a gun point blank 6 times and misses!
Jules: Correctamundo.
Vincent: Well, I still gotta think about it all, but why don’t we go get some breakfast. I’m starvin!
Jules: Sounds good to me. I could go for some nice pork sausage and biscuits.
Marvin: MMM MM!
Fade To Black.
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LMAO!
yeah somebody should write one where Vincent can’t get his gun to go off…that would be funny! 
thats the funniest thing…
Oh My [quote=“Tristan”]
JULES Now describe what Darth Vader looks like!
BRETT (out of fear) What?
Jules takes his lazer sword and holds in toward Brett’s cheek.
JULES Say “What” again! C’mon, say “What” again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say “What” one more goddamn time!
Brett is regressing on the spot.
JULES Now describe to me what Darth Vader looks like!
Brett does his best.
BRETT Well he’s …he’s…black –
JULES – go on!
BRETT …and he’s…he’s…tall –
JULES – does he look like a Padawan?!
BRETT (without thinking) What?
Jules’ chops off Brett’s arm with his sword
Brett SCREAMS, breaking into a SHAKING/TREMBLING SPASM in the
chair.
JULES Does-he-look-like-a-Padawan?!
BRETT (in agony) No.
JULES Then why did you try to fuck 'im like a Padawan?!
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Haha… Thats pretty genious!
thank you!
you may want to check out Pete’s work. that guy does amazing fake screenplays!
I’ll post a link for you if you need.
[quote=“Tristan”]
thank you!
you may want to check out Pete’s work. that guy does amazing fake screenplays!
I’ll post a link for you if you need.
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Yes please! That would be great!
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there are more, with Pulp Fiction and ResDogs, I couldn’t find the links. ask Pete…
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there are more, with Pulp Fiction and ResDogs, I couldn’t find the links. ask Pete…
Thaanks 
They are brilliant!
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here:
http://www.soulcast.com/popeyepete
this is Pete’s site. enjoy. I know you will. this guy is a genius.
Okay, I was gonna do another cartoon like I did with dogs but I decided to make a video dub. I wanted this to end with the Hillybilly scene, keep that in mind when you watch, but it would have been too much work right now. I call it Pulp Virgin Pulp Virgin - YouTube
ZED: Bring out the Gimp.
MAYNARD: I think the Gimp’s asleep.
ZED: Well I guess you’re just gonna have to wake him up then, won’t you?
MAYNARD: Ohh, not again, what if he starts signing agan! –
ZED: I’ll take my chances…
Maynard slowly walks toward a trapdoor in the floor. He stares back at Zed, he wipes off his sweat.
ZED: Well, go on godamnit, I don’t have all day.
Maynard slowly opens the trapdoor and peers inside.
MAYNARD: I don’t see it! Uh, if you come out, I’ll give you a foot massage. . .promise!
THen. . .
. . .before you can say Paris Hilton is a nasty, disease-ridden whore the Gimp pops out - the leash breaks!
MAYNARD: He’s loose, he’s loose!!!
CU OF THE GIMP:
He starts to sing. . .
AIKEN GIMP: I’m so tired of being here, supressed by all my childish fears –
Maynard’s head explodes. Everyone dies.
HaHaHaHa -
No! >:(