Marscellus: I’m prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.
Butch: Oh Honey, I love when you talk dirty. Now get down and suck my dick, hoe!.
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Esmeralda: What is your name?
Butch: Butch.
Esmeralda: What does it mean?
Butch: That you should keep your eyes on the road and not fuckin’ talk to me okay? Cuntflap!?
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Jules: What the fuck’s happening, man? Ah, shit man!
Vincent: I shot Marvin in the face.
Jules: Why the fuck did you do that!
Vincent: Well, I asked him if I could suck his dick but he said no, so i shot him.
Jules: Oh, ok.
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Vincent: Hi, Im looking for Tinkle, first name Ivanna
Lance: Ivanna Tinkle? Ivanna Tinkle? Everybody put down your glasses, Ivanna Tinkle!
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Jules: Hello can I speak to a Mr. Freely first initials I. P?
Lance: I.P. Freely. Hey everybody look at me I. P Freely.
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Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don’t eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain’t Jewish, I just don’t dig on swine, that’s all.
Vincent: Well, You don’t seem to have a problem sucking dicks so why the ‘‘I don’t eat meat’’ attitude?
“you mean the one with all of the shit on her face?”
" no, she’s my wife."
“well, your wife looks like a malignant cunt”
Jules: I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet.
Pumpkin: Which one is it?
Jules: It’s the one that says ‘‘Bad Ass Fucker’’
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Jules: Wanna know what I’m buyin’ Ringo?
Pumpkin: What?
Jules:A Dildo, so you can shove it up your ass.
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Maynard: Nobody kills anybody in my place of business except me or Zed… Or Donald Rumsfeld…
The Wolf: You guys look like… What do they look like, Jimmie?
Jimmie: Motherfuckers, sexy motherfuckers
[Cue Porn Music]
Jules: Ooooh, that tickles.
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Fabienne: Where’s my Honda?
Butch: In the middle of Ala-fuckin’-bama, in the fuckin weeds. Why? Cus I fuckin’ hate that fuckin car and I fuckin’ hate you. you motherfucker, you!
[BAM!]
Fabienne falls down with a big hole in her head and blood is squirting everywhere, Butch licks some blood of his finger
Butch: Mmm, better than your cooking, bitch!
Im all outta jokes 
(Jules and Vincent riding in the car)
Vincent:You want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
[quote=“me”]
(Jules and Vincent riding in the car)
Vincent:You want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?
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hehehe
(Vincent in the bathroom talking to himself)
Vincent:Okay your gonna take her home and thats all your gonna do.(someone talks behind him)what was that?
(Vincent sees a devil on his shoulder)
man:(In Boston accent)Do her!
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(wind blows and takes off Jules wig)
Jules:You tell anybody about this and I’ll fucking kill you
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Jules:And you will know my name is the lord when I…(door opens)
Pizzaboy:Did someone order a large with everything…(looks at dead guy on couch)Oh shit.
(Jules shots pizzaboy)
Jules:Okay where was I oh yeah,You will know my name is the lord when(phone rings)Damnit(Jules picks up phone)He’s busy!(hangs up phone)Okay let’s do this(Jules straightens his suit)you will know my name is the lord(man comes from the back of the back of the room)
man:You Motherfuckers!(man shoots Brett)No!
Jules:(looks at man)Fuck it.You will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon the(shoots man)
(Honey Bunny and Ringo stand up)
Ringo:All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
Bunny:Any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!
(Fatman cocks gun)
Fatman:You just robbed the wrong fucking place(pulls out police badge)cause Im also a cop.
[Jules And Vincent riding in the car]
Vincent:Man your not gonna believe this shit
Jules:[looks at Vincent]What?
Vincent:In Germany David Hassellhoff is like jesus or something
Jules:Oh fuck it Im going!
LOL! These are fucking funny.
I like the “You just robbed the wrong place, I’m a cop also!” line.
Thanks man 
[Butch gets in a taxi]
Taxi Driver:Where to?
Butch:Just go
Taxi Driver:Ok whatever its your money.Hey your that boxer right?
Butch:Yeah Im the boxer
Taxi Driver:How does it feel to kill a man
Butch:I didnt know he was dead to you told me but now that I know he’s dead you want to know how I feel about it?
Taxi Driver:Yeah
Butch:I dont feel the least bit bad about it.What’s your name fella?
Taxi Driver:Name’s Travis Bickle
Butch:You got a cigarette cowboy?
Taxi Driver:Naw[Travis Bickle looks at Butch]those things will kill ya!
Different version 8)
Butch gets into the taxi.
Taxi Driver: Where to?
Butch: Anywhere, just go.
The taxi stays parked.
Butch: Go.
The taxi still does not move.
Butch: Go!
Taxi Driver: You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me?
Hahaha!
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(Honey Bunny and Ringo stand up)
Ringo:All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
Bunny:Any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!
(Fatman cocks gun)
Fatman:You just robbed the wrong fucking place(pulls out police badge)cause Im also a cop.
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That’s great. Very funny.
Butch running Marcellus over with the Honda
"Yippee ki-ay, motherfucker!"
LOL!
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Butch: Someones gonna get their HEAD BLOWN OFF!!
(Butch shoots gun and we hear: SQUIRT! Butch looks at gun and sees its Fabienne’s Candy Gun Drink. You pull the trigger and sip the sweet juice.) Marsellus licks the juice and says: MMM.
CUT TO: Fabienne at diner eating her breakfast, shes holding Butch’s real gun, she puts in her mouth.
BANG!
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The Wolf: You an oak man Jimmy?
Jimmy: No, Im more partial to pine, sorry.
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Honey Bunny: Any of you fuckin pricks MOVE and I’ll execute every one of you mothafuckas!!
CUT TO Random Guy whispering to his wife: I thought she said: Any of you fuckin pricks move and I’ll execute every motherfuckin last one of ya.
CUT TO: Vincent in bathroom stall, he lets out a huge wet fart. He’s completely oblivious to whats going on outside.
CUT TO: Honey Bunny and Pumpkin yelling at the customers to give the wallets.
Pumpkin: WALLETS! HURRY UP YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKAS! PUT EM IN THE FUCKIN BAG!
CUT TO: Vincent in stall. He farts, burps and groans.
CUT TO: Honey Bunny: You stupid motherfucker! Put down that goddamn…croissant and get your money!
CUT TO: Vincent farts again and says: Goddamn pork sausages.
CUT TO: Pumpkin screaming uncontrollably at a long haired yuppie scum like he has a vendetta against him:
Pumpkin: You stupid long haired yuppie scum! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! You Yuppie scum with long hair! I’m gonna shoot you in your long haired yuppie head!! You got that you yuppie longhair scum?!! Answer me YUPPIE SCUM WITH LONG BROWN HAIR!!!
Yuppie: I’m a hippie.
Pumpkin: FUCK YOU, YOU LONG HAIRED HIPPIE SCUM!! I’ll SHOOT YOU IN YOUR FUCKIN LONG HAIRED HIPPIE SCUM HEAD!..
CUT TO: Honey Bunny rolling her eyes.
CUT TO: Jules frowning, we see he’s scratching his balls under the table.
CUT TO: Wetback Asian janitor opening bathroom stall door, he sees Vincent and says: “Solly”. Vincent starts yelling at him to get the fuck out and farting at the same time. He throws his book at the door.
CUT TO: Yellow puddle on diner floor. We pan up and see its the Fat Coffee Shop manager who’s pissed himself from fear.
(Pumpkin suddenly sniffs and smells the urine stench)
Pumpkin: WHATS THE FUCKIN SMELL HONEY BUNNY?!!
Honey Bunny (sniffs, smells, looks and sarcastically screams): ITS THE FUCKIN COFFEE SHOP MANAGER! HE PISSED HIMSELF!!
We hear the whole diner roar with laughter.
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Haha, and that would have been the end of one annoying bitch!
;D bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ;D