Pam Grier, no. She’s way too fuckin old and her hips are too big to actually do any fighting.
Viggo Mortenson, no. Has a nice screen presence, but hasn’t shown the ability to do any real acting.
Winona Ryder, fuck no with a cherry on top. I could imagine her wearing an eye patch that she stole from Kmart, but I’d rather see just about anyone else play Elle than that tiny little whiny pale bitch.
Paul Newman, now that might work. Ol’ blue eyes would have to go against character and play a pretty mean bastard, but Paul is the man. And he makes good oreos too. Ã‚Â
Johnny Knoxville, not really. He’s much more of a redneck than that blue-collar looking Michael Bowen, but his carefree attitude and constant dumb grin would automatically vote him off.
Pai Mei- MOTHERFUCKIN GORDON LIU. no dubbing, just the legend himself.
Antonio Banderas, suck a dick no. Enrique Iglesias would do a better job playing Esteban, and that’s not saying much (though I did enjoy him in Once upon a time in Mexico).
Paul Giamatti, hmmmm. I find him pretty irritating in just about anything he’s in, but he did give an Oscar-worthy performance in Splendor. Anyway, Giamatti is too young and too neurotic to play Budd’s boss.
Budd Svenson and what’s her name were fine as Tommy’s parents. Harvey Keitel is too hardcore and wouldn’t fit in that role.
Girlfriends- couldn’t act, weren’t supposed to do much, and any star power would have detracted from the rest of that scene/chapter.