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Jennifer's Body

Guys I have the new Diablo Cody screenplay up for grabs. Just e-mail me at:



joshuagallegos@live.com



And I will send it to you. It’s awesome vagisils!

What is it about, basically?

Who’s Jennifer?

It’s Megan Fox’s next movie. I think she plays a hot chick that eats douche bag dudes. Or she’s a vampire not sure. It being a Diablo Cody movie I haven’t really paid much attention to it. The only thing that looks remotely interesting about the movie is this:



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Megan Fox was really good in How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. I loved it. I need to read this, I’ll e-mail you later Joshua… If it’s a vampire flick, I’m gonna be so pissed off at Diablo for stealing my thunder. I knew I should have gotten that one finished quickly. >:D

It’s about a horny chick who eats dudes and yes it is an awsome screenplay. I’m surprised no one knows about this flick yet!

I knew about it. Just wasn’t ever all that interested.

[quote=“Dex”]
The only thing that looks remotely interesting about the movie is this:

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[/quote]
Eww… Her nipples are so wierd. There’s barely any skin-tone difference between the flesh of her breast & the nipple itself. They’re just like these amorphous pale-pink blobs at the peak of each breast. Get it away! ???

Stop searching porn and get to work Dex!



Guys send in your e-mails! I swear I won’t hack into them and steal your identities!



I pinky promise!

Guys I’ll give you a brief spoiler…should I?



Nah, I won’t it’s mean to do that.



Greedo. There. A pet name. I’ll give you that.

[quote=“Spiros”]
Eww… Her nipples are so wierd. There’s barely any skin-tone difference between the flesh of her breast & the nipple itself. They’re just like these amorphous pale-pink blobs at the peak of each breast. Get it away! ???
[/quote]

You’re not a very good pervert are you?! If you did your job properly, you’d see that she has skin-coloured patches to cover her nipples! Dear oh dear ;D

[quote=“Ify”]
You’re not a very good pervert are you?! If you did your job properly, you’d see that she has skin-coloured patches to cover her nipples! Dear oh dear ;D
[/quote]
:wink: I had an inklin’ that’s what those were, but just needed the added confirmation from the sage-wisdom of the If-meister.

Ify’s a master jedi pervert… No fooling him when it comes to those private bits of flesh.

God, I fuckin’ hate cats. If I ever become a successful writer I plan to see to it that at least one cat dies in everything I write. I’ll be like the David Koepp of cats.

sent you that script Geoi.

LOLcats are the best thing to happen on the internet since porn.



Here’s one that I made:





also, TODAY ON THE SET OF INGLORIOUS BASTARDS:







LOL-Cats iz teh purrfekt kreturez!



[quote=“Biohazard”]
sent you that script Geoi.
[/quote]

Yeah, thanks Joshua! Got it last night and started reading it… Got to page 15. Pretty intiguing, but I was really tired. I’m going to finish it this afternoon. Gotta love Diablo… Very visual.

what’s with all the lolcats?