What’s up peoples! The other night I was at my buddies place and we were talking a lot about funny drunk moments. For a guy like me, who gets drunk at least once every weekend, this kinda shit is ridiculously funny to talk about. Being drunk is fun and we know the consequences of drinking too much. My drunken moments range from sticking my head in a toilet to writing my girlfriends name all over myself in scented markers. Being that this is Hanzo’s Bar, I feel it’s a necessity to start a topic about Funny Drunk Moments. About yourself and your friends. Now of course there’s far too many moments to list, but here’s my favorites…
- New Years Eve 2003. By far the funniest New Years I’ve ever experienced. I was at my friends party and it was a great night. Everyone was fucked outta their skulls. So anyway, here I am, talking casually to some people on the couch and my buddy Ryan is hopping up and down in the laundry room. By himself. Up and down up and down up and down…at the same time yelling, very loudly, “I’m fucking drunk! I’m fucking drunk! I’m fucking drunk!” And this went on for 10 minutes at least before I even noticed him.
- I was at a bush party last summer and before it started getting really crouded me and a few buddies were doing beer bong hits. My buddy Mike got way too fucking drunk for his own good. Anyway, the party had started and I was just hanging around, talking, drinking, whatever, and Mike would keep disappearing and then showing up 20 mins to hours later. We’d be hanging around and I’d go to one of my friends and ask “Where’s Mike???” No one knew. But then he’d just show up an hour later like nothing happened. The same thing happened again. He’d be behind me or in a group talking and then he’d just disappear. “Where the fuck is Mike now???” 20 mins later he’d just appear. So finally my girlfriend (at the time) asked him where he had kept disappearing to. It turns out the dumb fucker kept going into the woods to take a piss but everytime he’d get lost cuz he was too drunk to remember where he came in.
- You know when you’re so drunk sometimes you start to lose feeling in your hands and in your face? Well I was at a party a couple winters ago and me and my buddy Jordan were already at that point of drunkeness. We were in the living room arguing about what Taco sauce is made out of and I thought it would be a good idea (me being drunk) to slap him across the face. He laughed immediately and slapped me back. I slapped him back, we laughed, he slapped me back, we laughed, and this went on for about 2 mins.Ã‚Â
- At another bar, already drunk as fuck, I thought it would be funny to jump on a table and impersonate a monkey. The impression lasted about 2 mins before a bouncer pulled me off and kicked me out. Fun at the time but resulted in a very lonely night (being that it was very early).
More to come if this topic doesn’t suck.