Maybe they’ll release a box-set with both movies, for the price of two.
No doubt. What I suspect will happen is: 1st each film will be released separately (I estimate each movie will cost between $20- $27) without substantial special features. Things like ass kissing interviews where everyone blathers on and on about how amazing and brilliant everyone else is but especially the directors. There will be crappy previews of about seven other films that will probably suck. These films will most likely be made by directors we have never heard of. The previews will be of straight to video movies that will never make it into theaters. Also, they will have absolutely nothing to do with exploitation films. If we’re lucky Quentin might do an interview but he’ll probably just rehash the plot of Death Proof and maybe throw some film titles/ directors out there that inspired him.
2nd About six months to a year after everyone has bought each film, a “Special Edition” of each movie will be re-released for about $15 more. On the special re- released edition we might get about 10 minutes of additional interviews that don’t provide the viewer with any real insight into the film making process. We’ll also get more previews of seven or eight new movies that will also most likely suck.
3rd About six months to a year after all of the die hard fans purchase the re-released Grindhouse, a re-re released “Limited Edition” Grindhouse box set that costs an additional $50 will be made available to the public. In this set we will get the full version of each film, the fake previews (digitally re-mastered), the full version of each ass kissing interview, the completed script that can be watched alongside each film, and an extended interview with Tarantino explaining who all of the chicks are in the end credits of Death Proof. Rodriguez will share his latest recipe (the one he used to feed all of the cast and crew) and he’ll explain how CGI and wires enabled him to send Cherry flying through the air. This explanation by Rodriguez will lead into a lengthy discussion on the superiority of digital film over celluloid.
Six months later after I buy the re-re released Limited Edition Grindhouse…
For just $100 more … behold…
THE PLATINUM GOLD COMPLETELY UNCUT SPECIAL COLLECTORS EDITION OF GRINDHOUSE will be available for a limited time on Amazon, Best Buy, The Tarantino Archives or Walmart!
This miraculous box set will be in the shape of a zombie’s head or Quentin Tarantino’s head, your choice. This box set also includes four disks of the same old special edition crap rehashed for your viewing pleasure! But that’s not all! You’ll also get a free magazine sized poster, a deck of playing cards featuring all of your favorite Grindhouse characters, and a Robert Rodriguez cook book!
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