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yeah me too but i especially nice guy eddie’s face after blonde says: « …….Maybe the cops got him… or they don’t »
Mr.White: “The choice of doin ten years, over some stupid motherfucker, aint no choice at all.”
" I came this close to taken his ass out myself"
Mr.Blonde: “You gonna bark all day, little doggy. Or you gonna bite.”
“If they hadn’t of done, what I told em not to do. They’d still Be alive.”
“Are you gonna bark all day little doggie, or are you gonna bite?”
"Why am I , Mr. Pink?"
JOE: "Because your a faget alright!"
That one always gets me. Classic Quentin. Ahhhhh.
I don’t like alarm systems, Mr. White.
just loooooooooooov’it.
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie or are you gonna bite?"
As said above. Blonde kicks ass.
I’d have to put almost the whole movie here to get my favorite quote so I probably won’t do that 
Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what ‘Like a Virgin’ is about. It’s all about this cooze who’s a regular fuck machine, I’m talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
"Do you know what this is? Its the world’s smallest violin playing just for the waitresses."
I like using it all the time…
“You’re acting like a couple of niggers.”
favorite quote
Listen kid, I’m not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don’t give a good fuck what you know, or don’t know, but I’m gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It’s amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I’ve heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain’t gonna get… You ever listen to K-Billy’s “Super Sounds of the Seventies” weekend? It’s my personal favorite.
Second favorite
Mr. Blue is dead?
Dead as Dillinger.
third
Cough up a buck you cheap bastard.
Mr. Blonde:Are you barking to me all day you small dog or bite me ?
Mr. White: What you say ! I cant hear that ! Can you say it again !
Mr. Blonde: Are you barking to me all day you small dog or bite me ?
muahahahahah
The Like A Virgin and Anit-Tipping scene was the best dialogue from the movie…sooo brilliant
My favorite quotes have to be
"If you shoot this man, you die next. Repeat. If you shoot this man, you die next"
“You, buddy, are stuck in a situation YOU created. So, if you wanna throw bad looks somewhere, throw 'em at a mirror!”
“I don’t tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I’ll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it’s for the birds. As far as I’m concerned, they’re just doing their job”
“Torture you? That’s a good idea. I like that”
“Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?”
“You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize”
“I don’t like alarms, Mr. White”
“I don’t wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you’re standing in my way, one way or the other, you’re gettin’ outta my way”
“As opposed to good?”
“Oh, I’m sure it was a beautiful scene…”
“Hey what’s goin’ on? Can you hear that?”
“What, did you forget your French fries, to go with the soda?”
“Do you know what this is? Its the world’s smallest violin playing just for the waitresses”
“Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung?”
"Yeah, yeah, but “Mr. Brown”? That’s little too close to “Mr. Shit”
“Yeah, “Mr. Pink” sounds like “Mr. Pussy”. Tell you what, let me be Mr. Purple. That sounds good to me. I’m Mr. Purple”
“You’re not Mr. Purple. Somebody from another job’s Mr. Purple. You’re Mr. Pink!”
;D ;D ;D
“You’re not blind, you’ve just got blood in your eyes”
“What, did you forget your French fries, to go with the soda?” “No, I had them already”
“How many dicks was that?”
“You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize”
“I’m hungry, let’s get a taco”
“Pretend you’re Don Rickles or some-fuckin’-body”
Some more I like
"You don’t need proof when you have instinct"
“If you wanna know something and he won’t tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb’s next. After that he’ll tell you if he wears ladies underwear”
“but I’m gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It’s amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I’ve heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain’t gonna get”
“You ever listen to K-Billy’s “Super Sounds of the Seventies” weekend? It’s my personal favorite”
"Nobody did! You assholes turn the jewelry store into a wild west show, and you wonder why the cops show up? "
“And I’m very sad about that, but some fellas are lucky, and some ain’t”
“You kill anybody?”
“A few cops”
“No real people?”
“Just cops”
“When I order coffee, I want it filled six times”
“I might break you in, Nice Guy, but I’d make you my dog’s bitch”
“You kids shouldn’t play so rough. Somebody’s gonna start cryin”
“I mean everbody panics, everybody, things get tense, it’s human nature to panic, I don’t care what you name it you just can’t help it”
“So, what do you suggest, we go to a hotel? We got a guy who’s shot in the belly, he can’t walk, he bleeds like a stuck pig, and when he’s awake he screams in pain”
;D ;D ;D
“Okay, first things fuckin’ last”
“We got places all over the place”
“Dead as Dillinger”
“I don’t wanna kill anybody, but if I gotta get out that door and you’re standing in my way, one way or another, you’re gettin’ outta my way”
“Guess what, I think I’m parked in the red zone”
my favorite quote by far is… (didn’t memorize this by the way, lol)
Mr. Orange- What happens if the manager won’t give you the diamonds?
Mr. White- When you’re dealing with a store like this, they’re insured up the ass. They’re not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he’s Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you’re gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it’s a manager, that’s a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that’s giving you static, he probably thinks he’s a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won’t tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb’s next. After that he’ll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I’m hungry. Let’s get a taco.
Haha, the way Harvey says, “Let’s get a taco”, and the way Tim’s face looks, it’s priceless.
i love the Madonna speech. I memorized it and im so ready to bring it, but nobody ever talks about madonna, but im sure my day will come.