You know you’re obsessed with True Romance if…
1)You travel across the country to sell stolen coke
2)You get married to a whore the day after you met her
3)You use a whole pound of sugar per ounce of coffee
4)You meet Elvis Presley everytime you take a piss
5)You drive a red Mustang
6)You find it’s romantic to kill a pimp
7)Your bedroom is a pop-culure explosion
8)You say to Sicilians that they’re carrying nigger blood
9)You watch Kung fu triple features for your birthday
10)You work in a comic books store
11)You leave your ID on the crime scene everytime you commit a massacre
12)You name your kid Elvis
13)You eat magnets
Feel free to add whatever makes you realize that you’re obsessed with True Romance!
- You say “Helloooo Baaaaaaaaaby!” everytime someone you call picks up the phone.
- You recite Clarence’s Jailhouse Rock monolgue everytime youre at a bar.
- Everytime you drive out of a fast food parking lot you say “We now return to Bullitt already in progress”
- Every month you give your landlord an empty envelope and tell him “Thats for my piece of mind…etc”
- You only eat the gorilla in animal crackers.
- Your living room looks like Drexl’s pimp pad/ You sit around in your boxers, robe and a leather hat and eat Chinese food and watch The Mack once a week.
- You make your dates spill popcorn on your lap and brush it off whenever you goto the movies.
- You do fake kung fu on her when you get out of the movies. Even when the movie you saw ISNT kung fu.
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- You only eat the gorilla in animal crackers.
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Hahahaha good one!