dead and breakfast was pretty bad along with feeding the masses.
:o
Big Trouble in Little China the worst film of all time!!?? :o
Is he drunk or what? >:(
Pearl Harbor. Michael Bay is a good director but the whole subplot was long and quite funny (in a bad way).
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:o
Big Trouble in Little China the worst film of all time!!?? :o
Is he drunk or what? >:(
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No, he’s just a moron. I pity the guy behind that list really. He calls himself a critic, yet isn’t able to find enjoyment in BTILC, one of the most entertaining movies ever made. He should probably stick to Driving Miss Daisy.
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:o :o :o
Smokin Aces
House of 1000 Corpses (Rob Zombie)
Kill Bill
The Amityville Horror
If there was ever an accurate list of the worst films ever then it would be loaded with films no one has ever heard of… because they failed and no one saw… them rather then just films that are famous for being bad… they are in some cases actually watchable because they are a bit of a laugh… the worst films in my opinion are the ones you cant sit through and forget…
BTILC is one of my favorite films…
House of the dead by Uwe Boll was the worst film i’ve seen i think or possibly Enough (the one with J-lo in it)
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If there was ever an accurate list of the worst films ever then it would be loaded with films no one has ever heard of… because they failed and no one saw… them rather then just films that are famous for being bad… they are in some cases actually watchable because they are a bit of a laugh… the worst films in my opinion are the ones you cant sit through and forget…
BTILC is one of my favorite films…
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Well of course, that’s a given. How can we cite something that we don’t know of? Hence we can only cite something we HAVE seen. Otherwise we’d be a bit up ourselves. Anyway, there is no reason a famous film can’t be shit. Fame means fuck all. They just had a good marketing department and PR.
The Postman
OMG, is that this movie with Kevin Costner as a postman ? And some girl ask him to make a baby cause her own husband can’t ? If it is this movie, I had totally forgotten about it, it was indeed awful.
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OMG, is that this movie with Kevin Costner as a postman ? And some girl ask him to make a baby cause her own husband can’t ? If it is this movie, I had totally forgotten about it, it was indeed awful.
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My wife and I were watching it one night and decided that it was better than watching paint dry - then we kept asking eachother “how much longer will this shit continue?”…I pushed the “info” button on my dish and it said that the movie was over 3 hours long…with a 1/2 star rating - out of a possible 5 stars. I immediately turned it off as to not waste another minute of my life.
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My wife and I were watching it one night and decided that it was better than watching paint dry - then we kept asking eachother “how much longer will this shit continue?”…I pushed the “info” button on my dish and it said that the movie was over 3 hours long…with a 1/2 star rating - out of a possible 5 stars. I immediately turned it off as to not waste another minute of my life.
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I was expecing a fantastic, all out, guns-blazing story like you always give, but this was a tamer effort. Old age perhaps?
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I was expecing a fantastic, all out, guns-blazing story like you always give, but this was a tamer effort. Old age perhaps?
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OK…I was watching the movie and it had become a lot like the “war on terror”, the Vietnam conflict, and the occupation of Korea all tied in one - I had entered a quagmire. By the time I had realized that I had wasted too much of my time watching it - it was too late. But, since I am more intelligent than George Bush, I realized that the most noble decision to make was to change the channel. End of fucking story.
[quote=“Kilgore Trout”]
OK…I was watching the movie and it had become a lot like the “war on terror”, the Vietnam conflict, and the occupation of Korea all tied in one - I had entered a quagmire. By the time I had realized that I had wasted too much of my time watching it - it was too late. But, since I am more intelligent than George Bush, I realized that the most noble decision to make was to change the channel. End of fucking story.
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Hmmm… better. You have to have a Bush reference in there, otherwise it’s not a Kilgore post. Well done.
[quote=“Kilgore Trout”]
My wife and I were watching it one night and decided that it was better than watching paint dry - then we kept asking eachother “how much longer will this shit continue?”…I pushed the “info” button on my dish and it said that the movie was over 3 hours long…with a 1/2 star rating - out of a possible 5 stars. I immediately turned it off as to not waste another minute of my life.
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I watched it when I was really young so no info button at the time, couldn’t expect how long it would be… And I somehow try to never stop watching a movie…
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House of the dead by Uwe Boll was the worst film i’ve seen i think
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Out of absolutely stupid curiosity, I watched 5 minutes of it on cable. I felt like a rape victim. The memory of it will haunt me for the rest of my life.
I hadnt heard of Uwe Boll at the time and went to see it in the cinema!!! think how bad i felt!
I havnt seen many Uwe Boll films … but Someone else in my family rented out BloodRayne and when i watched it i had to fast forward most of the film… stopping at a few of the Michael Madsen parts … he looked lost and bored… and some sex part… its pritty rare that a films that bad… it wasnt even entertainingly bad…
I know theres nothing good to be said about Uwe Boll movies! Not even entertaining in an ironic accidental way.