Worst Movies Ever Made

Bullet, see “Paths of Glory” by kubrick and you’ll take back everything you’ve said so far. That’s actually my favorite movie by him. And a close second by “Full Metal Jacket”.

I love 2001 and Clockwork Orange. Really want 2 see Barry Lyndon, heard it has cool duels in it



I fuckin hate

DREAMCATCHER

YOU’VE GOT MAIL

PEARL HARBOR

AND RADIO-havent seen it but by the previews i know it sucks a whole lotta dick

[quote]Bullet, see “Paths of Glory” by kubrick and you’ll take back everything you’ve said so far. That’s actually my favorite movie by him. And a close second by “Full Metal Jacket”. [/quote]

EXACTLY what I was getting at. My favorite Kubrick film as well. Since thats already been said, you should see Spartacus too.



And Dr. Strangelove is one of the greatest films of alltime…not merely ok.



But again…this are all my opinions.

Alright Holiday I’ll make you happy…



House of a 1000 Corpses, is probably one ofthe worst pieces of horseshit I’ve ever seen in my life! House of A 1000 Corpses fucking sucks ass. It was a LAME attempt at old school horror with very little redeeming value and the ending was a TOTAL ripoff of TCM2. I swear to fucking god that was one of the worst pieces of shit I’ve ever seen in my fucking life. It was HORRIBLE and PATHETIC. Rob Zombie should never be allowed to make such a film EVER again! Hopefully the second will get canned as long as this one for it’s continuing shittyness.

You did good, boy.



Although I’m curious as to your name…

[quote]You did good, boy.



Although I’m curious as to your name…[/quote]

Go and see Kill Bill good or back, Matrixfan is back…

I’m trying to piss off Matrixfan.



I should add Matrix Reloaded to my all time hated movies list also.

Wasn’t Matrixfan the guy who kept insisting that the Matrix was better than Kill Bill because it made more money or something? Or was that Redkings? They’re all the same to me.

[quote]Wasn’t Matrixfan the guy who kept insisting that the Matrix was better than Kill Bill because it made more money or something? Or was that Redkings? They’re all the same to me.[/quote]

Thea are brothers, seems that they share one brain - a CGI brain… :wink:

[quote]I’ve seen:



2001

Full Metal Jacket

The Shining

Dr Stranglove (That one was OK)

Eyes Wide Shut

Killers Kiss





I hope you don’t say “Oh, you don’t know Kubrick if you’ve seen those films.” Kubrick just isn’t my kinda director.



Now try to compare Kubrick to Scorcese  :stuck_out_tongue:[/quote]
If you want more good Kubrick, see Lolita from the 1960s.



I HATE these movies:

Enough

Grease 2

Pumpkin

Pearl Harbor

Joe Versus the Volcano

The Order

…plus any Meg Ryan film…someday I’ll find one that doesn’t suck

I fucking love freddy got fingered…the minute it came out on dvd I had to own it! its so fucking stupid that every scene is fucking funny!



I could list a whole bunch of bad movies, but the movies I think are the worst are the ones that I had great expectations of and let me down terribly…


  • star wars episode 1
  • star wars episode 2
  • matrix reloaded
  • matrix revolutions
  • lord of the rings 123
  • terminator 3



    I’m not saying that these are the shittiest movies ever made…only for me personally the worst because they let me down…and I hate that…

Lord of the Rings is the shit, beotch! :smiley:



anyway heres my list of the worst movies:



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Well heres my Top 10 Worst movies Ive ever seen:


  1. Fight Club (ovverated, overpraised, pretentious BS on an onion roll)
  2. Lost Highway (had it on VHS and I threw it away, assjuice on celluloid)
  3. Castaway (boring as FUCK doody burger)
  4. Stop or My Mom Will Shoot (beneath crap)
  5. Bad Boys (Music video poop)
  6. Matrix Reloaded (Cowflop Sundae)
  7. Batman Forever (Ruined Batman for me)
  8. Lost in Space ( BS on vomit)
  9. Eyes Wide Shut (Boring crap ala mode)
  10. Psycho remake (feces in a urine sauce)



    Other bad ones: Natural Born Killers, Rules of Attraction, Hudson Hawk, Howard The Duck, Waterworld, Gangs of New York, Bonfire of the Vanities, Vampires, Mars Attacks, Striptease, Jerry Maguire, Judgement Night, Junior, Battlefield Earth, Wild Wild West, Top Gun, Gladiator…so much more shit I dont like.

[quote]Wow, I mustve missed this topic completely.



Well heres my Top 10 Worst movies Ive ever seen:


  1. Fight Club (ovverated, overpraised, pretentious BS on an onion roll)
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  2. Evita
  3. Evita
  4. Evita
  5. Evita
  6. Evita
  7. Evita
  8. Evita
  9. Evita
  10. Evita
  11. E-FUCKING-VITA!!!

What the hell guys? A worst movie of all time means a movie which has NO redeeming qualities whatsoever. Whatever anyone says, films like Fight Club, LOTR and Eyes Wide Shut should NEVER be in such a list. It’s ok if you don’t like them; and would be totally fine to state they’re overrated, but putting them in a worst list is something far-fetched. Now, I hate “Punch Drunk Love” with a passion; but I’ll never put in in a worst list cause I recognise that it’s technically quite proficient. You should have put films like Destiny turns on the Radio Tootpick, which you said yourself it’s one of the worst movies you’d ever seen. And as much as I hate Reloaded, I remember you gave it a 3.5 rating on this same site some time ago.



I don’t know if I ever did a list, but in case not, here’s mine:



1.) Soul Survivors

2.) Jack Frost (1997)

3.) I spit on your grave (sorry for those who liked it, but I still think this movie is total shit.)

4.) Rawhead Rex

5.) Jaw 4: The Revenge

Actually I have a list I thought of now. Here it is:





DONNIE DARKO

Four Rooms

Destiny Turns on The Radio

I Spit on your Grave

Cannibal Ferox

Violent Shit Series

House of a 1000 Corpses

House of The Dead

We Were Soldiers

Both Fast and The Furious Movies

Biker Boyz

Freddy got Fingered

Matrix Reloaded

NBK

Subrubia (1997, Clerks RIP OFF)

Cast Away (Is Toothpick the only one who hates it as much as I do?)

[quote]Actually I have a list I thought of now. Here it is:



Freddy got Fingered


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I liked that movie, it’s funny, just like Jay and Silent Bob and Kevin and Perry, that sense of humour is cool

1. fred got fingered

2. the second blair witch project movie

3. battlefield earth

4. sweet november

5. cool as ice

6. the beautician and the beast

7. kazaam

8. lawnmower man 2

9. stop or my mom will shot you

10. speed 2

Freddy got Fingered is not that bad as everyone says. You must see it when you are in a funny mood. Why is everyone taking this movie so serious?

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