Worst Movies Ever Made

THE HULK

BOTH tomb raider films were pretty annoying to watch, especially because there were no nude scenes…

[quote]BOTH tomb raider films were pretty annoying to watch, especially because there were no nude scenes…[/quote]

What led you to go see the second Tomb Raider? The first one was enough pain for me, I wouldn’t even see the sequel for free.

I got to see the second one on an Airplane Ride. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH, they didn’t even show any sort of “semi” nudity at all. I hated it.

If you wanna see Angelina Jolie in the nude, check out “Gia”. She plays a lesbian :D.Tomb Raider is just for kids, it’s natural that there wouldn’t be any nudity.

Usually, I’m pretty good about finding out what to expect from a movie before seeing it, and, thus, am good at steering clear of the stinkers. However, the worst movie I saw this year was Matrix Revolutions. I thought Matrix Reloaded was going to take the cake, but the last Matrix made it look like the Godfather by comparison.



The worst movie I’ve seen in the last two years, though, had to be Star Wars: Attack of the Clones. I can’t believe I actually paid the price of a ticket for that crap. I nearly got up and walked out of the theater when Hayden said that lame line about the desert and Natalie Portman’s skin.

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The worst movie I’ve seen in the last two years, though, had to be Star Wars:  Attack of the Clones.  I can’t believe I actually paid the price of a ticket for that crap.  I nearly got up and walked out of the theater when Hayden said that lame line about the desert and Natalie Portman’s skin.  [/quote]

Damn I couldnt even endure that movie in my home.

I love the new star wars movies. But i would hate them if the episodes IV, V, and VI weren’t my some of my favorit movies.

[quote]I love the new star wars movies. But i would hate them if the episodes IV, V, and VI weren’t my some of my favorit movies. [/quote]


The old Star Wars movies are decent. Nothing spectacular. I'd probably buy them if I had a guarantee that Lucas WASN'T going to re edit them AGAIN before releasing them.

All of the buzz going around the internet is that you won't be able to buy the original, unedited trilogy on dvd at all. Lucas is gonna put in even MORE special fx than were in Special edition trilogy, and to add further to the massacre of the trilogy he is actually going to insert NEW scenes into the old movies. And by "new", I don't mean stuff that was originally chopped out, I mean stuff that he's shooting right now. One of the horrors I've heard about is that he's reshooting the Vader death scene in RotJ: basically, he's editing David Browse, the original actor, OUT of the movie and INSERTING Hayden Christensen with pancake makeup on re-reading the same exact lines. That alone is enough to make me want to puke.

Lucas has lost his fucking mind.

i heard good reviews for this movie so when we went to the theatre, i picked it out, Master and Commander(with russell crowe)

that was the worst mistake, i had to walk out 1hr into the movie b/c my whole body was going numb. i couldnt get comfortable in the movie. rather than wasting $10, i went across to see whatever was playing and ended up watching Scary Movie 3. I dont know, it could have been the upset from Master and Commander but Scary Movie 3 was pretty good.

No way Puck. Those are just rumors made by fans, there’s no way he would ever do that. He knows that everyone would hate that…but then again, maybe that’s why he would do it.

[quote]BOTH tomb raider films were pretty annoying to watch, especially because there were no nude scenes…[/quote]

I know Original Sin didnt come out this year but it has topless Angelina in it…the movie wasnt that great.

"be Star Wars: Attack of the Clones. I can’t believe I actually paid the price of a ticket for that crap. I nearly got up and walked out of the theater when Hayden said that lame line about the desert and Natalie Portman’s skin. "



the worst part about that movies, is AFTER he told her he was a mass murder guy, she spread! That has to be the stupidest queen of all time.



And supposedly he is editing the original stuff for DVD release?





What can you look forward to? How bout an aged Jar Jar Binks at the end of RotJ?





Soul crushing





The worst movie i saw this year would have to be Bloodwork.

Did that fucking Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle movie come out this year? 'Cause it fucking sucked nuts, and I sat through the whole damn thing.



I came mildly close to enjoying Tomb Raider 2, it was at a local theater that only costs a buck for a movie ticket, so it was pretty much like seeing it for free.



Never did see the first one though.

I went to go see DareDevil this past feb. It was so amazingly fucking bad, that i got my ass up and fucking left. I warned BadMotherFucker to not see it but he saw it anyway, you ass, I could have had the money you spent on that movie. That was the worst movie of 2003, fuck it sucked bad.

I think I’m the only person that liked Daredevil. It went places that Spider-Man was too afraid to go. X2 was FAR better though, probably the best comic movie so far.

[quote]By far the worst movie i saw this year was 28 days later. It barley had anything to do with zombies. it switched from them walking around a store to a bunch of army guys wanting to gang rape some 10 year old and a black lady it was ridiculous. it was one of the worst movies i have ever seen. second only to the pledge.[/quote]


i didnt mind it, i mean the directing was good, it was terrible how the male nudity was there, and not female nudity, yeah it wasnt great, and i wouldnt see ti again but much worse movies came out this year

I think 28 Days later was pretty good. Maybe the ending was a little weak, but the rest I truly enjoyed. I love Danny Boyle’s work, his movies all centre around one basic theme: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST. It;s the environment that changes from one movie to another, but this theme is always there.

Kill Bush 8)