I did one called “Six Feet Over” about a dead man brought back to life living, but sadly the middle of the movie’s film was overexposed so it came out all white and it had a beginning and an end but no middle. But everybody seemed to like it, it was just a minute long version of 28 Days Later.
I did another one called “The Bored Supremacy”, which came out fantastic, it was about 2 guys in their apartment very bored. They try things to become “unbored”, like dancing to Hammer Time, Being ultra violent (It was a big nasty fight where chocolate syrup was sprayed everywhere), and finally, they watch a movie and think the movie is boring but what one of the characters does looks like fun, commit suicide. So in the end one dies, and the other finds a rubrics cube. It was 4 minutes long, black and white and beautiful, I thought it was one of the best at camp…
And my final one was complete shit, but it had a good premise. It was supposed to be about 2 people on a date, they end up walking in the park holding hands when they both go to sit down and kiss and be intimate. In the middle of kissing she says she has to pee, it was supposed to be a small laugh/turning point, so he says fine. She gets up but trips, but gets back up. She walks to the bathroom, and there is a homeless man who throws up, and then asks her for money, she says she hasn’t got any and he starts balk talking and she back talks and finally he gets pissed off and attacks her. So she dies, but while that was happening we cut back and forth to her boyfriend waiting, and before he attacks her it shows him get up out walk to the bathroom wondering whatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s taking her so damn long? So sheÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s on the ground dead and the Bum has fled. He finds her body and it fades out. It shows him the next day at his apartment mourning, he gets off the phone and goes the fridge and takes out a beer, He opens a beer and through a cross dissolve a sexy woman appears, a Jeanie (SHUT UP!), she says she can grant him one wish and he wishes he could relive yesterday so he can safe his girlfriend. (I know he could have wished to bring her back but this was for climax/cool backwards shots). So it fades out again and it starts where the guy finds the girl. It starts play8ing backwards and we see all the blood drip back up to her face, and body, we see the guy walk backwards. We see the bum pull vomit out of the ground into his mouth, we see the path to the bathroom but nothing, then the girl flops back up from when she fell, and some other random cool backwards shots. So the girl goes the bathroom and the guy follows her after a minute and beats up the bum… The end. But what happened was I slept in so I didn’t get first choice for actors, instead I got my friend, he was fine, but these 2 girls who were both 200+ pounds, and the girl I chose as the killer (only 1 guy left), didn’t wear a bra so when sheÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s strangling the other girl you see her boobs flapping all over the place, it was so bad it was funny so I turned it into a comedy and added some really dramatic music (“I can’t Live”), and whenever the murderer was on screen I played a few seconds of the Benny Hill song, and before the movie started I credited myself as Alan Smithee, and gave it a SUPER long title. (GENIE IN A BOTTLE WHO GRANTED ME A WISH AND I WENT BACK IN TIME TO SAVE MY GIRLDFRIEND FROM A CRAZY KILLER NAMED JAMIMI WHO WAS BORN WITHOUT LOVE SO SHE HAD TO GO ON A CRAZY KILLING RAMPAGE TO LET OUT HER ANGER SO THERE MIGHT BE ROOM FOR LOVE
VOLUME 1), yes I saved myself the criticism of “crap”, I allowed everybody to know I knew it was crap , yet I sill thought it was funny enough to share with you all, it was my favorite movie I made, but only because it was such shit.
I have screenplays for each one if you want to read them.