"Whaddya Do For a Livin'?"

In all seriousness, I’m working on starting a band and hopefully taking some classes to perfect my abstract art skills and maybe make some money off that in the near future. I’m against most jobs because they make you conform while the boss usually abuses his/her authority and being in that environment makes me too depressed. But that’s just me.

[quote=“Ify”]
I’m a student studying for a degree in Psychology.
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That doesn’t surprise me one bit.

[quote=“visualsynergy”]
I’m against most jobs because they make you conform while the boss usually abuses his/her authority…
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Welcome to the work force, Brother.

[quote=“visualsynergy”]
In all seriousness, I’m working on starting a band and hopefully taking some classes to perfect my abstract art skills and maybe make some money off that in the near future. I’m against most jobs because they make you conform while the boss usually abuses his/her authority and being in that environment makes me too depressed. But that’s just me.
[/quote]So you want to be a bum, Jules, a fucking bum! That’s what they call 'em. Fucking bums!

[quote=“Bone Daddy”]
Do you guard the Docs or the nuts?
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Mainly the nuts.

But I have to say that the nuts are often more normal than the Normal ones. :stuck_out_tongue:

That’s definitely true.

[quote=“visualsynergy”]
That’s definitely true.
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It’s sometimes a bit weird, some patients are really nice and peaceful and you can’t imagine why they are there and other patients are really badass and don’t stop nagging at you.

anyoe seen that Mel Brooks movie High Anxiety? The patients were all normal and all of the doctors were as crazy as shit-house rats!

In ten years I hope to be able to answer the question with: Film director/actor

[quote=“Kilgore Trout”]
anyoe seen that Mel Brooks movie High Anxiety? The patients were all normal and all of the doctors were as crazy as shit-house rats!


[/quote] How crazy, exactly, does a shit-house rat get? Please, Clarice, thrill me with your acumen.

[quote=“Cat”]
It’s sometimes a bit weird, some patients are really nice and peaceful and you can’t imagine why they are there and other patients are really badass and don’t stop nagging at you.
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True. When I was in the looney bin everyone kept asking me to buy them a soda. I’m nice so I didn’t want to turn them down, but eventually I ran out of money to give them and they started to become a bit annoying. The worst part about that experience is that you have no freedoms whatsoever; only the illusion of freedom which can be a lot more damaging in my opinion.

[quote=“visualsynergy”]
True. When I was in the looney bin everyone kept asking me to buy them a soda. I’m nice so I didn’t want to turn them down, but eventually I ran out of money to give them and they started to become a bit annoying. The worst part about that experience is that you have no freedoms whatsoever; only the illusion of freedom which can be a lot more damaging in my opinion.
[/quote] Kinda like every place else, it sounds like!

You got that right. Freedom only exists in your mind.

[quote=“visualsynergy”]
True. When I was in the looney bin everyone kept asking me to buy them a soda. I’m nice so I didn’t want to turn them down, but eventually I ran out of money to give them and they started to become a bit annoying. The worst part about that experience is that you have no freedoms whatsoever; only the illusion of freedom which can be a lot more damaging in my opinion.
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yeah…six days in the joint and he’s a fuckin’ expert.

I never said I was an expert; those were just my observations. Like it or not, that’s pretty much the truth.

I’m thinking about becoming a porn star. Some chicks say that I’m hung like an elephant. So maybe I’ll pick up on that and start fucking away. I’ll need a porn name though.

[quote=“Biohazard”]
I’m thinking about becoming a porn star. Some chicks say that I’m hung like an elephant. So maybe I’ll pick up on that and start fucking away. I’ll need a porn name though.
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Great Topic!



I’ve been working at the same video store near my apartment for a year this month. I work with some of the coolest people I’ve ever met. I’m also at my third University, and finally figured out what I want to do with my life. Right now I’m, studying to be a journalist, and hopefully I can stick to it…

[quote=“Biohazard”]
I’m thinking about becoming a porn star. Some chicks say that I’m hung like an elephant. So maybe I’ll pick up on that and start fucking away. I’ll need a porn name though.
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Dead chicks don’t talk. I’m sorry.

[quote=“plunderbunnie”]
I’m also at my third University, and finally figured out what I want to do with my life. Right now I’m, studying to be a journalist, and hopefully I can stick to it…
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You were studying art for a moment, right ?