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The voiceover rules! its SO deadpan and low. Its like a parody of the actual deadpan low voiced trailers! :slight_smile:

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“You’ll be coming home for the holidays…in a body bag.” That was great.

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Its hilarious.

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"white meat, dark meat, all will be carved"



yet, I don’t think it beats the line from Machete…



“This time, they fucked with the wrong Mexican”

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As far as the trailers go:

[quote=“PopeyePete”]
My faves in order:



Thanksgiving

Dont

Machete

Werewolf Women of The SS [/quote]

My rankings as well, but oddly enough, Werewolf-SS is the movie that I’d like to see most!



But I’ve still gotta see what Zombie was forced to cut out of his trailer.

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I wanted to see the WEREWOLF WOMEN! I thought thats what we were gonna get, not some dude dressed like a big dog! Werewolf Women I guess meant the same thing as Ilsa The She Wolf, it was an expression, not actual women werewolves. :frowning:

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[quote=“PopeyePete”]
I wanted to see the WEREWOLF WOMEN![/quote]

I said the same thing when I wanted to see Vampires in PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES 8)

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[quote=“Laydback”]
I said the same thing when I wanted to see Vampires in PLANET OF THE VAMPIRES 8)
[/quote]

Well they were vampires…SPACE vampires. ;D

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merged the two voting topics, so you may have to cast your vote again

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[quote=“The Seb”]
merged the two voting topics, so you may have to cast your vote again
[/quote]
but you took the topic creation of this thread away from me, DAMN YOU! :slight_smile:

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well damn me

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Thanksgiving is my favorite(really looks like an 80s slasher trailer)

Machete(love that line “they just fucked with the wrong mexican!”)

Werewolf ofthe ss(I have never really seen a naziploitation so…)

Dont(hated it)

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You hated Don’t? How come? I haven’t seen it yet, but it looks good.

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I dont know why… I just didnt like it. Im not saying I wouldnt go see it if it was made into a movie but I wouldnt be in a hurry to see it like all the other movies

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hated werewolves-- loved Nick Cage

Don’t was just too funny for words.



Machete, was something I would go see. but not my fav.



Thanksgiving… I hardly remember it… I just remember a turkey and a knife and blood, I think.

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[quote=“me”]
I dont know why… I just didnt like it. Im not saying I wouldnt go see it if it was made into a movie but I wouldnt be in a hurry to see it like all the other movies
[/quote]
well of coarse you wouldn’t see it, there was no plot told :slight_smile:



it was just a running joke that worked really good for the minute and half it was on