[Vol 2] Kill Bill vol. 2 reviews here

[quote]This motherfucker will never get banned because Seb seems to have a soft spot for him.[/quote]

I think Matrixfuck likes being a pinata for us. Maybe he’s someones bitch in prison or something. Normal people dont like being hated by entire groups of people unless theyre masochistic whores. I mean, really this guy is fuckin pathetic.



Seb whats the deal? Are you gonna let the troll stay?

Good god, will everyone here just shut the fuck up? “Kill Bill blows Matrix out of waater!” “No, Kille Bill juss blows dick!” back and forth, on and on. Most of us aren’t in kindergarden here, so everyone just chill the fuck out. They’re just fucking movies, not a political movement

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I think Matrixfuck likes being a pinata for us. Maybe he’s someones bitch in prison or something. Normal people dont like being hated by entire groups of people unless theyre masochistic whores. I mean, really this guy is fuckin pathetic.



Seb whats the deal? Are you gonna let the troll stay? [/quote]

I’ve asked Seb several times to ban him, or at least give me valid reasons why he still leaves him here, and he never bothered to respond. I’m guessing it’s a question of pride, that Seb doesn’t want someone else to tell him what to do on his own forum. I don’t know, that’s the only reason I can think of because the asshole has been breaking all his rules since he joined. Now, this topic was going great until matrixfan trolled his ass in and began repeating his own tired argument. Now it’s gone off-topic…like all the other topics matrixfan participated in.



And I don’t buy the “just ignore him” bullshit argument either. When people get insulted for no reason whatsoever, they feel the urge to reply and defend themselves for right measure. Don’t play the fucking holy messiahs with me.

[quote]Good god, will everyone here just shut the fuck up? “Kill Bill blows Matrix out of waater!” “No, Kille Bill juss blows dick!” back and forth, on and on. Most of us aren’t in kindergarden here, so everyone just chill the fuck out. They’re just fucking movies, not a political movement[/quote]

Hey Curb, did you ever stop to think that maybe this a message board about QT films and most of us dont like internet trolls coming in here for the sole purpose of creating fights about what movies are better in their opinion?



Are we going to the Matrix boards and trolling because we are jealous about how good they are? No, because we know they arent that great.



Matrixfan wants to cause a stir, thats why he comes in here. He wants to ruin the topics he posts in and have us hate him. Notice that he just posted right in the new Vol 2 Review Topic.



So either Matrixfan grows up and leaves the board or someone on the board kicks him off. Until then, youll have to listen to this annoying bullshit. (Its really getting pathetic at this point)



Just dont blame us ok? Its fuckin unfair.



And no, Im not playing games. Im serious about this shit. Its ruining the fuckin board and noone seems to care.

Now, this is really kindergarden bullshit. Best way to get out of it: Just ignore him. Leave him alone. This is going nowhere. He just wanna anger you. Don’t do him that favor. Over and out.

I’ve only been here less that a week and I’ve had it up to my neck with him. No words can describe how pissed off I am, just for him knowing about these forums, let a loan posting in them. Please Please Please seb, throw this shit back where it came from, I don’t care if their films or fucking chocolate bars, we all want him out!

Haha Matrixfan called us dumb and then said that Toothpick smokes “crack cocain.” :smiley:

It’s amazing how much i don’t read Matrixfan’s posts anymore…



Flaming’s bad, mmmkay!

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i think this guys post pretty much summarizes my reason for being here. Adding much needed realism to a website that is largely made up of immature obtuse pubescent teenagers intoxicated by the putrid ripe gases emanating from their pimply faces. Realism is that doze of intelligence that would enable one not to make assanine predictions like kill bill even had the chance to win an oscar yet its no where near the type of movie the academy would even consider shitting on.



Realism is that dose of intelligence that keeps those individuals here in such of intelligeable discussion about film centered instead of posting useless and cliched lines like “Kill bill is KICK fUCKING ASS” LMAO… or like one other mentally challenged idiot wrote on this site “Kill bill is fucking heroine” what the fuck does that mean??? That you have to be some crack head doped up on illicit drugs to sit through an entire showing of kill bill? No wonder the academy totally ignored it…



I guess they just arent into heroine!!!

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  1. Your witty and funny


  2. Only cool people like you go around giving their “doses of reality” to strangers on message boards, which leads to the next point…


  3. You are omnipotent, and your subjective opinions are in fact objective, and everyone who thinks otherwise are just kidding themselves.


  4. Box office sales are a direct reflection on how good the movie is, making Titanic undeniably the greatest movie EVER made, and I along with everyone else will now change our names to “Titanicfan” and alter our top 10 lists accordingly.


  5. Even though any movie that isnt nominated for an Academy award is obviously garbage, Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions are the exceptions.


  6. We can not bring up the fact that Kill Bill was critically successful, and the Matrix sequels were critical failures. Furthermore, we can not bring up the imdb.com scores (voted by the public) of the movies showing that regular people find Kill Bill a better movie than both sequels. Also, we can not mention that Kill Bill Volume 1 was 6th place in the Critics top 10 tally over at geninn.net (http://www.geninn.net/critics/2003/index.htm) while the Matrix sequels didnt even make the top 100 (and the overrated Last Samurai only making #45).





    There, now that we’ve all seen the light, please go. Spread your all-knowing powers to other message boards, quick, hurry!

Since I started this topic let me set a few things straight.



First of all the name of this topic is Kill Bill vol. 2 review here. That means post your reviews of Kill Bill vol. 2 here. It’s not called Matrixfan arguing topic. If you want that I’ll start the topic. Please use this topic to post your reviews.



Second of all. Matrixfan. You’re called called matrixfan. You like the Matrix movies. Yet you choose to come to a Tarantino website in a Kill Bill message board and voice your opinion on the things you find wrong with the film. Why don’t you go find a matrix board somewhere and discuss that. We don’t care if you like Kill Bill or not. It’s irrelevant.

[quote]or like one other mentally challenged idiot wrote on this site “Kill bill is fucking heroine” what the fuck does that mean[/quote]

I dunno, is it as bad as snorting cocain?

everyone take a wild guess at who just pissed of the owner of this website… his name starts with M and he’s some little kid with a shelf full of matrix merchandise…

[quote]everyone take a wild guess at who just pissed of the owner of this website… his name starts with M and he’s some little kid with a shelf full of matrix merchandise…[/quote]

Seb you sure have a lot of patience. If I was the Admin I wouldve kicked his ass out on his second post. Hes a troll. Trolls are the worst kind of internet scumbag. Youve seen them on IMDB, you know what theyre about.



He also ruined this entire post because its supposed to be about VOLUME 2 REVIEWS! You know this fuckhead didnt even see it yet.



I say delete his stupid posts and kick him off. If he comes back under another name, kick him off again.

Joe_Banana, I love you, man! That was a great post.



Anyway… anyone know of any reviews that have come out this weekend?

Great job Seb. My faith has been completely restored in you. :smiley:

A Big THANKS to Sebber for booting Matrixfuck. He can go ruin another forum, but he WONT be doing it here anymore. :stuck_out_tongue:



YEEE-HAWWWW!!! 8)

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I already posted that.

Well, good thing it’s been posted three times now. In fact, good thing we’re still talking about it.

Thats the first review ive seen where the auther acctualy knows his stuff, and what hes talking about! He has made me desperate to see it, desperate i tell ya! ;D