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Uwe Boll


#1

Courtesy of IMDB.com:


Far Cry (2006) (announced)

Fear Effect (2006) (announced)

Hunter: The Reckoning (2006) (announced)

Night Claws (2005) (announced)

Dungeon Siege (2006) (filming)



http://imdb.com/name/nm0093051/


Good God, someone end this man. Now.

#2

somebody lock this guy into a dark cell deep under ground


#3

Holy shit, Puck! He wanna do so much movies next year? Gosh!



It is such a shame that this man is german. I makes movies only for the fucking money. You should read his own website, it´s all abouzt money! He explain how he can earn money with making a movie.

This man is the total opposite of QT!

QT makes movie cuz it is everything for him.

Boll makes movies to earn money. Bah.



Anyone here who likes him?


#4

hahaha i love that guy, the european Ed Wood, i bet Quentin loves him


#5

[quote=“Johny_Exhale”]
hahaha i love that guy, the european Ed Wood, i bet Quentin loves him

[/quote]

For real?


#6

well you know who Ed Wood was right? he made bullshit films for the fuck of it, so does Uwe Boll, he knows his films are utter shit, he doesnt care, he goes ahead and makes 6 films in 2 years, he thinks fuck it, why not



im pretty sure quentin loved Alone in the Dark, i know i did, shit was fuckin funny, its been a while a cult film like that has been made


#7

But isn´t there a difference between the two guys?

I mean, Boll just made things only for the money and Bood was allways sure, that his stuff is…well…erm good.


#8

[quote=“CPS”]
Holy shit, Puck! He wanna do so much movies next year? Gosh!



It is such a shame that this man is german. I makes movies only for the fucking money. You should read his own website, it´s all abouzt money! He explain how he can earn money with making a movie.

This man is the total opposite of QT!

QT makes movie cuz it is everything for him.

Boll makes movies to earn money. Bah.



Anyone here who likes him?
[/quote]

Don’t worry CPS. Americans have Michael Bay and Stephen Sommers. The brits have Paul W.S. Anderson. You guys happen to be cursed with Uwe Boll. This guy just blows all kinds of ass, though. I don’t even think I would mind so much if he were just making terrible movies in general, and I could probably tolerate him destroying game franchises. However, I have to draw the line at him attempting to flush the careers of Ben Kingsley, Michael Madsen, Burt Reynolds, Christian Slater, Ray Liota, etc, etc. down the toilet. Obviously each of these actors have been going into a tail spin for sometime now, but its still deplorable to see so many greats or at least once-greats starring in such swill.


#9

However, I have one question…and maybe either Seb, CPS, or some of the other European posters here can answer it: where does this guy get his money from? I read somewhere that he’s a real hustler and has been getting his money from German business, but is that true? I can’t see anyone investing in his movies because, to my eyes, it doesn’t look like he makes much money off of them.



Even assclowns like Paul W.S. Anderson make decent business at the box office, but how is this guy sustaining his business? Was he born into a wealthy family?


#10

Too funny.



http://www.aintitcool.com/display.cgi?id=21646


#11

Haha, love the comments.


#12

Oh my God, yesterday I stared blankly into the Face of Evil, and its name was Uwe Boll!

I already knew I was about to watch a really bad movie, but I thought it’d be at least entertaining, you know, the stuff, that’s so bad it’s kinda good, due to some unintentionally funny scenes, but “Alone in the dark” was just, well, crap.



C(!) R(!) A(!) P(!)



All the time I was like “WTF, this guy has absolutely no idea about telling a story, let alone, character-development or athmosphere.” The CGI looked fake, the action was lame as well, only the fight with Taxi-Man Gone Postal in the beginning had a little entertainment-value, but afterwards it was just WTF to the max. And what’s the matter with the huge introduction text? It already told you everything what was supposed to be in The Big Reveal at the end of the movie. And what’s the point in casting Tara Reid, if she doesn’t step out of her panties at least once? I mean, come on, she can’t act for $hit. What was I supposed to think? “Oh my god, she wears her hair in a tight bun and she’s got glasses, man, she looks soooo smart, I bet she’s some kind of kick-ass Archeologist-Doctor, otherwise she wouldn’t wear glasses in the first place or have her hair tied back in a tight bun!” I mean, Come On. All she had to do was looking at some Mysteriously Random Signs and say: "It’s Abkani!"

The Big Showdown sucked, too. No End-Boss, no thrilling twist, no fight, no explosion, just Stephen Dorff shooting at nothing in the Big Scary Black Cave while having a look on his face like he’s holding back a huge load of diarrhea.



slams-head-against-the-wall



What an utter waste of my precious time and money!


#13

haha im starting to love this guy more and more, he’s got 5 films in pre production now, haha, he just keeps on going, one of these days youre gonna see him under some bridge reminicing his glory days, if he ever had some, it’s unbeleivable what this guy has done, i respect him for getting away with it, youve got to, piece of fucking shit, every single film he made, every single one failed miserably, yet he still gets funding! he must give the most amazing blowjobs to these executives, keep em coming Uwe!




#14

LOL Exhale. Good point. Guy has definitely got one hell of a tongue-ring.


#15

yeah boy it’s interesting how Uwe boy fights back with people against him…



http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=62899


#16

[quote=“Puck”]
However, I have one question…and maybe either Seb, CPS, or some of the other European posters here can answer it: where does this guy get his money from? I read somewhere that he’s a real hustler and has been getting his money from German business, but is that true? I can’t see anyone investing in his movies because, to my eyes, it doesn’t look like he makes much money off of them.



Even assclowns like Paul W.S. Anderson make decent business at the box office, but how is this guy sustaining his business? Was he born into a wealthy family?
[/quote]

You should read this:



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_Boll


#17

Boll is an untalented fucking moron. i mean, he’s not alone in hollywood with that, but he still is


#18

I haven’t seen a single movie from him. I want to see Bloodrayne at the time it was in the theater ( I didn’t know who Uwe Boll was at the time). But I chose to see Hostel instead. Nothing is more interesting than a Tarantino presents movie. Yeah boy.



Uwe Boll is the man. He should also try to make porn, yeah, bring it to a mainstream level, like Basic Instinct, and it should be X rated.


#19

He thinks like a producer rather than a director. He makes them cheap cause its his money. And face it, I like him a bit more knowing that he knows he is a horrible horrible director.


#20

This guys a genius!



Either you are stupid and don’t know shit about movies so you don’t recognize his name and see the movie cause it looks great.



Or you know a shitload about movies and you see it to see just how bad it really is.