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Uma's Ass


#1

Just wanted to know what everyone thinks about QT showing Uma’s bare ass in the film. Do you think it would be a cool thing to do? I for one think this is a very important to the whole Exploitation feel of the film. Im not a small brained person or anything. Your thoughts?


#2

What scene is there even a possibillity for this to happen in? When she takes a bath? I don’t remember any ass shots described in that part.



But ya it would be nice.


#3

I hope you are kidding Vega.


#4

Wow, noone even got the total sarcasm of this post. Of course Im joking. Duh.


#5

My condolances, Vic - I’m sorry to say but it’s my experience that sarcasm is wasted on most people. Sad but true :wink:


#6

Tony you got a point there. :slight_smile:


#7

It’s also harder to get when you can’t hear the person’s voice.


#8

What Ill do when Im being sarcastic is put:



( in a sarcastic tone of voice)



before my sentences. Alrighty then?



8)


#9

why only her ass? why not her pussy (see the other topic) and her breasts and all? why not show her naked? totally break with rules, aim for NC-17 and GO FOR IT!!

8)


#10

You are absolutly right Bas. I need bush in this movie (at least on the DVD). When the Orderly hitches up her gown for warren and gerald is a perfect time for the snizatch… ;D :wink:



PS. How do I get rid or that flock of sea gulls shit. I want to fight every time I see it.


#11

it’s a ranking system, the more posts you have, the faster you get rid of “flock of seagulls” (who is that lazy dude on the couch in Pulp Fiction)



but please dont post 200 shitposts now to get another rank, post sensible stuff :wink:


#12

Yes.I made the pussy topic some months ago,And got attacked by 2 PC bullies here on the forum.I think it would fit perfectly in Kill Bill to show that pussy in the hospital scene!



If you can’t take pussy in a movie,what the hell are you watching exploitation for then Toothpick,you motherfucker!


#13

yeah you’re right. we want her pussy, hahahaha.



i think (this is non-tarantino):



sex is a natural thing, actually the most natural human thing next to eating and sleeping.



violence is nothing natural or needful.



so? why is sex always censored and shunned and evaded? why not make a porno for the movie theater? haha



i think this american (and everywhere else also) prudishness sux.


#14

[quote]yeah you’re right. we want her pussy, hahahaha.



i think (this is non-tarantino):



sex is a natural thing, actually the most natural human thing next to eating and sleeping.



violence is nothing natural or needful.



so? why is sex always censored and shunned and evaded? why not make a porno for the movie theater? haha



i think this american (and everywhere else also) prudishness sux.
[/quote]

Hollywood Hogan, you could be a poster child for idiots. Anyone who creates a post called “Umas Pussy” is either a) a little kid with no sex life or b) fuckin retarded. Instead of watching wrestling, go out and get a girlfriend so you can see a REAL pussy. You give QT fans a bad name with your stupid ass posts. You belong with that other genius “Bitch With No Name”.





Now onto my retort in regards to Sebs last post…



Actually, we Americans are almost oversexed when it comes to Entertainment. Its everywhere on TV, on the Internet, in music videos, Made for TV movies, commercials, Jerry Springer and other talk shows.



Theres nothing wrong with it, but I have this thing about when I see movies, I really dont care about seeing sex going on in them. I could care less because sex scenes are usually terrible and not done right anyway. I’m more interested in the characters and the action outside the bedroom than I am about whats going on between the sheets. Lets leave the sexual stuff for pornos and late night cable movies, those people are there for that reason.



Of course we wont be seeing Uma’s pussy in Kill Bill. Theres no way the MPAA is gonna show a 60 ft hairpie to anyone. Its an Exploitation film, but thats where the line will be drawn I think.


#15

Toothpick,you are a typical PC asshole.People like you are all over the net.And yes,I’d love to give you a few headbutts…

There are alot of R-rated movies that have pussy shots.Basic Instinct,Schindler’s List,Short Cuts…and there is always the hope of an unrated dvd.

When directors use nudity it’s to improve the movie.And an Exploitation movie even more so.I have a feeling the hospital scene would get alot stronger by this.

Think of this…how much better would From Dusk TIll Dawn have been if Salma got naked,showed her pussy…like in a real strip show!!! I think the “strip” dance needed it.It was still good…but could have been better.

And yes ,most men like naked women,both in REAL LIFE and in MOVIES.


#16

[quote]
Toothpick,you are a typical PC asshole.People like you are all over the net.And yes,I’d love to give you a few headbutts…

There are alot of R-rated movies that have pussy shots.Basic Instinct,Schindler’s List,Short Cuts…and there is always the hope of an unrated dvd.

When directors use nudity it’s to improve the movie.And an Exploitation movie even more so.I have a feeling the hospital scene would Êget alot stronger by this.

Think of this…how much better would From Dusk TIll Dawn have been if Salma got naked,showed her pussy…like in a real strip show!!! I think the “strip” dance needed it.It was still good…but could have been better.

And yes ,most men like naked women,both in REAL LIFE and in MOVIES.[/quote]

Me PC? Not at all. I just have more on my mind than you little kids that dont get any I guess.



Tits and ass is one thing, but just because Kill Bill is an Exploitation film doesnt mean Umas pussy is going to be shown. Even if QT actually filmed it, theres no way the MPAA would accept it for release. Just implying that Buck continually raped The Bride and exploited her for 5 years is enough of an Exploitation edge as it is. QT doesnt even have to show anything for it to be offensive.



Hogan, stop being an ignorant wrestling fan.


#17

jennifer connelly showed her snatch and took a dildo in the ass during requiem for a dream. madonna has showed her shit in everything. I think the shock value of a gyno cam would just be funny as hell. I don’t need uma’s pussy to get a hard on during KB but it wouldn’t hurt… It’s not that big of a deal . If Uma has the balls to show she don’t got none to the world, then that’s just more repect for her from me and i will look past the fact that she’s too tall to play the bride ;D :smiley:


#18

Well this is one weird ass thread. It’s hard to tell who’s been serious and who’s not. Freud would have a field day!



For the record though, the scene you guys keep mentioning isn’t even in my version of the script (the 202 page draft). I had to look it up on the net to find out what the hell you were talking about it. So obviously Quentin has already got a version of the movie without that scene. In my script after she wakes up, she gets out of bed and falls flat on her ass. Then we cut straight to the UNDERGROND PARKING LOT with The Bride dressed in scrubs and in a wheelchair with our imagination left to figure out how she managed it.



I tend to think, that aside from questions of bad taste and the weird “seeing the orderly as Bill” factor, the scene will likely not be in the movie simply because it would take to long and has nothing to do with the main thrust of the plot. Isn’t that one of the reason’s Quentin took out the whole chapter Yuki’s Revenge?



Although the comeuppance of the truckers and Buck is particularly good and maybe worth the scene alone, if they can speed along the set-up. And the orderly as Bill part is quite good at showing us The Bride’s state of mind, and from an Uma centric point of view would be good for character development.



Shit, I’m glad I’m not editing this thing. What to leave out!


#19

I’d be very disappointed if Quentin has removed the hospital scene of all things!!!

It was a fantastic scene!!


#20

I just reread all the stuff I previously posted, I’m laughing my ass off here.



So how does The Bride get the keys for The PUSSY WAGON if she doesnt kill Buck onscreen? Buck set up the whole Pussy Wagon thing. That shit was awesome!! I loved that whole thing from the 222 page draft. I was looking forward to seeing that unfold onscreen.



DAMNIT!!!