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The worst cast possible for PF


#1

Ok. I saw this done for kill bill so I thought I might try it for Pulp Fiction. Try to come up with the most ridiculous casting choices for the movie (imagine that the movie was being made today and has some guy like Stephen Sommers directing it). Here’s mine:



Vincent Vega- Ashton Kutcher

Jules Winnefield- Lil Jon

Marcellus Wallace- Shaquille O Neal

Mia Wallace- Paris Hilton

Butch Coolidge- Bruce Willis (I didnt like him the first time around)

Pumpkin- Orlando Bloom

Honey Bunny- Jennifer Garner

Esmeralda (the taxi chick)- Jennifer Lopez

Fabienne- Ashlee Simpson

Zed- Jay AKA Jason Mewes

Maynard (spelling? anyways, its the other hick guy)- Silent Bob AKA Kevin Smith


#2

Since I like Bruce Willis… I’d say:



Butch - Ben Affleck


#3

It would be the worst film ever made! even worse than “Gigli” and thats hard to do!


#4

Vincent Vega- Matt LeBlanc

Jules Winnefield- Snoop Dogg

Marcellus Wallace- Tom “Tiny” Lister Jr.

Mia Wallace- Gwyneth Paltrow

Butch Coolidge- Michael Chiklis

Pumpkin- Edward Norton

Honey Bunny- Sarah Jessica Parker

Esmeralda - Catalina Sandino Moreno

Fabienne- Sophie Marceau

Zed- Jim Carrey

Maynard - Lemmy (motorhead)

The Wolf - Collin Farrel

Jimmie - Mathew Perry


#5

good list. except I really do like Edward Norton. but ur right, he wouldnt fit the pumpkin part at all. tim roth perfected it.


#6

[quote=“ray nicolette”]
Ok. I saw this done for kill bill so I thought I might try it for Pulp Fiction. Try to come up with the most ridiculous casting choices for the movie (imagine that the movie was being made today and has some guy like Stephen Sommers directing it). Here’s mine:





Zed- Jay AKA Jason Mewes

Maynard (spelling? anyways, its the other hick guy)- Silent Bob AKA Kevin Smith

[/quote]
I can see it Jay and Silent Bob as the hillbillies. “Snoch to the notch,I want to rape your ass.” I like Affleck,Gigli isn’t is bad as some movies like Doom Generation and Road House. Even though everbody is going to laugh I actually injoyed it,plus he was the bomb in phantoms.



Vincent Vega:River phonix(great actor but no hitman)

Jules Winefield:Ellija Wood

Marcellus Wallace:Quentin Tarantino(Wait I mean him playing a black guy gangster who gets rapped is a bad idea.)

Mia Wallace:Bjork

Butch Coolidge:Johnny Depp(greay actor,but Butch is too gruff for him)

Pumpkin:Scott Ian(from Anthrax)

Honey Bunny:Woody Harelson

Esmeralda:Bjork(I hate her.)

Fabiene:Bjork

Zed:Arnold Scraznagor(sp)

Maynard:Jesse Ventura

The Wolf:Flaver Flave(SP)

Jimmie:Jason Sighn(Okay my best friend since grade school but he is not fucking Jimmie. He is a freestyle rapping Indian who has bad luck with women.)


#7

Okay…



Vincent Vega - Jacques Jeracq

Jules Winnfield - Tomy Blair

Mia Wallace - Cheri Blair

Marcellus Wallace - George W Bush

Jimmie - Saddam Hussein

Lance - Osama Bin Laden

Butch - Bill Clinton

Fabienne - Hillary Clinton


#8

[quote=“Mr.Blonde”]
I can see it Jay and Silent Bob as the hillbillies. “Snoch to the notch,I want to rape your ass.” I like Affleck,Gigli isn’t is bad as some movies like Doom Generation and Road House. Even though everbody is going to laugh I actually injoyed it,plus he was the bomb in phantoms.



Vincent Vega:River phonix(great actor but no hitman)

Jules Winefield:Ellija Wood

Marcellus Wallace:Quentin Tarantino(Wait I mean him playing a black guy gangster who gets rapped is a bad idea.)

Mia Wallace:Bjork

Butch Coolidge:Johnny Depp(greay actor,but Butch is too gruff for him)

Pumpkin:Scott Ian(from Anthrax)

Honey Bunny:Woody Harelson

Esmeralda:Bjork(I hate her.)

Fabiene:Bjork

Zed:Arnold Scraznagor(sp)

Maynard:Jesse Ventura

The Wolf:Flaver Flave(SP)

Jimmie:Jason Sighn(Okay my best friend since grade school but he is not fucking Jimmie. He is a freestyle rapping Indian who has bad luck with women.)










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Change Zed and Maynard to those fags in Nelson.


#9

Vincent Vega-Keanu Reeves(sorry,but the dude is a horrible actor)

Jules Winnefield-Chris Tucker

Marcellus Wallace-Flavor Flav

Mia Wallace-Cher

Butch Coolidge-Clay Aiken

Maynyrd-Jack Black or Ron Jeremy

Zed-Dick Cheney


#10

[quote=“MARSELLUS WALLACE”]
Vincent Vega-Keanu Reeves(sorry,but the dude is a horrible actor)
[/quote]
I know, could he BE any more wooden?


#11

Mia Wallace - Michael Jackson …shivers


#12

[quote=“Cipher_Born”]
Marcellus Wallace- Tom “Tiny” Lister Jr.
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that would rule


#13

[quote=“MARSELLUS WALLACE”]
Maynyrd-Jack Black or Ron Jeremy
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haha thats gotta be the best one yet; but I think Jack Black should be Zed and Kyle Gass should be Maynard (NE Tenacious D fans out there?) and they should rape Marcellus to the song, “Fuck Her Gently”


#14

[quote=“MiaRose”]
Mia Wallace - Michael Jackson …shivers
[/quote]
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!



The nightmares would never stop. :o :o :o :o


#15

vince vega- al sharpton


#16

Mia Wallace - elkie (Trust me, It would SUCK!)


#17

jimmie dimmick- quentin tarantino


#18

[quote=“ButtNugget”]
jimmie dimmick- quentin tarantino
[/quote]
haha, ur name is ButtNugget! ;D Anyways, I thought that QT was perfect as Jimmie. Dont hate, appreciate!


#19

QT as Jimmie makes me smile with my vertical smile! hehehehehe! ;D


#20

[quote=“elkie”]
QT as Jimmie makes me smile with my vertical smile! hehehehehe! ;D
[/quote]

Amen Elkie! Me too!