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The freakiest porno I have ever seen


#1

Okay so I was surfing some porn a few days ago and I stumbled upon a cheap - well not cheap, but an honest to god ripoff of Night Of The Living Dead - the porno edition, and since we all know that Night is public domain - anyone can mettle with it as they please. So any porno junkies out there who have seen every single Jenna Jameson porno - (I’ve seen a few, she’s quite impressive) you’ll know what the hell I’m talking about. So anyways, the flick is about a sexy nurse (Jenna), and a freaky looking scientist (dressed in a skimpy gay nurse outfit) who attempt to bring back a dead person to life.



And the way she does it is quite hilarious by the way. First she starts by fanning her bare pussy and ass all over the dead guy’s face, then she starts stroking his “thing” alright. And finally - the zombie porn star comes to life! And he’s like the meanest pussy fucker in the history of pornos - he’s eating her up like John Candy stuffing his mouth with pizza. He’s sticking his fingers where the sun don’t shine - and he’s basically stimulating her until she hits the high-pitch. But anyways I thought this was a bizarre premise for a porno, I mean how does that appeal to anyone? A fucking “zombie” fucking the hottest porn star! What the fuck is that all about!



I don’t remember the link, but if anyone knows the real title and stuff, please post a link, It’s the funniest porno you will ever see. ;D





And if I have offended any wankers out there - stroke off!


#2

[quote=“Biohazard”]
Okay so I was surfing some porn a few days ago…
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there is porn on the internet?!


#3

Perhaps it is this one? -



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0960890/



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#4

When I see a porno with a lot of acting, and bad acting at that, it makes me feel so sorry for the shitty actors that I have to turn it off.


#5

[quote=“Scarface”]
Perhaps it is this one? -



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0960890/



:-</E>
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Genre:Comedy / Horror more


#6

Stripper Zombies?! I gotta see that one.





And no that’s not it…I guess I’ll never find it :frowning:


#7

Check Jenna’s IMDB site for a fitting title to the movie you saw.