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The Delta Force (1986) - The most awesome movies ever made - part 1


#1

“The Delta Force” is the greatest 80s action movie ever and chanches are you’re not worthy of looking at the poster, yet alone watch it.



Watch my no-nonsense in-depth scientific analysis of it on YouTube:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOVjpUsWrLw


#2

Haha, awesome review man.



I watched this movie over 50 times when I was a kid. Funny thing is that I never noticed that the bad guy was Robert Forster till a few years ago when I was randomly browsing IMDB. He looks so different in this movie.


#3

Just watched your review and I gotta say, Crazy Kenneth, you are a legend!


#4

lol I liked your review better than the actual movie. Not to mention the comments lol


#5

That was absolutely hilarious!! Nice work.


#6

Your review was the funniest thing I heard in a while. Great Stuff.;D


#7

LMFAO! That was amazing! ;D ;D ;D


#8

Thank you, nice hearing that kind of response. :slight_smile:



Both Ice-T and Roger Ebert like this movie, how can you go wrong?



I’m currently thinking about which movie to choose for part 2, BMX Bandits is sure to come up someday, as is Invasion U.S.A. (again, with Chuck Norris)


#9

Well, I know that Chuck and Delta Force are all that rock, but come on, Commando, it’s the best Arnold movie ever!


#10

really funny ;D but where is lee marvin in your review?? commando is great but as far as the 80s are concerned, my money is on death wish 3…


#11

I love him, and if I had made a more serious review of the movie, I’d sure have mentioned the great late Lee Marvin, and his last starring role in this masterpiece. He’s in the video doing stuff but I don’t talk about him…



Death Wish 3 I love. It’s highly likely that I “review” that one too.



Commando? I dunno. It doesn’t take itself very seriously and the jokes I’d have to make are so obvious that it’s not even fun anymore… Love the movie, though.


#12

[quote=“Crazy Kenneth”]


Commando? I dunno. It doesn’t take itself very seriously and the jokes I’d have to make are so obvious that it’s not even fun anymore… Love the movie, though.
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I suppose. I haven’t seen Commando for probably 7-8 years. I should dig out my VHS tonight and give it a go. My favourite puns in the movie include, “please don’t disturb my friend, he’s Dead tired.”, and “Let of some steam, Bennet.” Hahaha.



You could do Red Dawn?


#13

Arnie: "Remember when I said I kill you last?"

Bad guy: "Yeah, yeah you said that!!

Arnie: "I lied!"

Bad guy: AAAAAAAaaaaah!!



I need to re-watch Red Dawn, I remember not being moved a lot by it.



I just (right now) wrote a review of Invasion U.S.A., which will be a lot funnier than the Delta Force one, for obvious reasons, if you have seen the movie. haha.


#14

[quote=“Crazy Kenneth”]


Death Wish 3 I love. It’s highly likely that I “review” that one too.

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you should definitly do this one… last time i saw it it was in a packed theater, people went wild… and i had the privilege to introduce the film before that screening (i talked about invasion usa too!) 8)


#15

;D awesome man! why was there a screening of DW3, was it 80s action movie night or sth.? nice to see somebody on the same wavelength so to speak, haha.


#16

it was a self defense triple feature, but death wish 3 was the only great film of the night… at the begining when you seencharles bronson for the first time, someone in the audience yelled BROOONSONNNN!!! great screening ;D


#17

[quote=“Crazy Kenneth”]
“The Delta Force” is the greatest 80s action movie ever and chanches are you’re not worthy of looking at the poster, yet alone watch it.



Watch my no-nonsense in-depth scientific analysis of it on YouTube:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOVjpUsWrLw
[/quote]

hahahaha


#18

just for you to know kenneth, there is a cannon double feature at the french cinematheque in paris in may with American Ninja 2 and Delta Force 2 ;D

I’ve never seen delta force 2, how is it?


#19

[quote=“tonyanthony”]
just for you to know kenneth, there is a cannon double feature at the french cinematheque in paris in may with American Ninja 2 and Delta Force 2 ;D

I’ve never seen delta force 2, how is it?
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:smiley: Are you from Paris? Then you should go. I would, 100%, even though I’ve seen American Ninja 2 last month for the 4th time, and and Delta Force 2: well, it’s not nearly as awesome or expensive as the first, but still very enjoyable.


#20

Im gonna send your video to some friends cos its so funny! I love it. Invasion USA is my fave Chuck Norris movie, I’ll look forward to that review!!