The Big Lebowski

“The Whites”



“Eight year olds, Dude.”

“I am the walrus”



“This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!”

haha love the ‘‘i am the walrus’’ scene

You said it man…nobody fucks with the Jesus…

You pull a gun on me…I’ll take it away and sick it up your ass and pull the trigger until it goes “CLICK”

haha ‘‘he’s a pedorast’’

This one is leaning toward the Brokeback Mountain thread…better shift gears!

In other words, “Shut the fuck up, Donnie”



“Some people find it hard to say the word, vagina”… “Vagina”

‘‘El Duderino’’



’‘The Dudeness’’



;D

How about that coffee shop scene…I think that John Goodman made that movie what it is…He is a fucking badass

I love how he says ‘‘calmer than you are’’ while he look out the car for cops ;D

You ever heard of Vietnam? You’re entering a world of pain, son!



Goodman definitly made that film, one of the funniest characters of all time

He just makes you want to jump into the screen and kick his fucking ass…and his little dog too! >:D

Ve ztill won ze money Lebavski!!

“I fuck your ass”

What do you do for recreation?

Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.



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You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.



Yeah, but Walter…



Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish. These fucking amateurs…

“Eight year olds, Dude”



“This isn’t Nam, there are rules here”

[quote=“Bad Max”]
What do you do for recreation?

Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.



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You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.



Yeah, but Walter…



Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish. These fucking amateurs…
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haha just reading those made me laugh


  • will you come off it Walter, youre not even fucking Jewish man!

    What the fuck are you talking about?
  • you’re fucking Polish Catholic!

    What the FUCK are you talking about? I converted when i married Cynthea, you KNOW this!
  • yeah and 5 fucking years ago you got divorced

    So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card, you get a new license? you STOP being Jewish?



    YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENDS, LARRY? BAM YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENDS, LARRY? BAM DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENDS LARRY WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS? BAM THIS IS WHAT HAPPENDS, LARRY! BAM THIS IS WHAT HAPPENDS, LARRY!



    the way he says ‘FUCK a stranger in the ASS’ is just so ingenious, i rewinded it over 10 times and still laughed at it at the end, amazing

What are you a fucking park ranger now? Who gives a shit about the fucking marmot?

I especially like the small part that Flea has in the film. “I fuck your ass”

[quote=“The Seb”]
Big Lebowski is awesome. Everytime you watch it you explore something new in this extremely quotable and intertwined script



"over the line!"
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;D ;D ;D It´ seems that you forget that you made a topic about this movie.

I was too lazy to merge. only you are perfect, my dear :wink: