[quote=“Kilgore Trout”]
There are only 26% black people in the U.S. - that’s only 16% more than you have. I don’t really mind them, In fact - I kind of enjoy the culture. I worked with a Blues band for a while and was playing in places where I was the only white guy there. They were always coming up to me and saying “what the fuck you gonna do here white boy” Then I’d give my Fender Super Reverb some juice and beat the fucking daylights out of my Telecaster - and they’d be like “white boy can play - a black man in a white man’s body” I’ve dealt with racism plenty. And by the way…My great grandmother was Egyptian and as black as any brother over here - hell, I’m more African-American than any of them!
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You consider that racism? Its just stupidness. Sure, its prejudice and silly, but its not the same as having the KKK at your door. Its the same as a sterotypical young black man not getting with me because i dont have a more voluptuous sterotypically black woman ass. Its just people silly.
Boom boom boom boom
Im gonna shoot ya right down
knock you off of your feet
and take you home with me
take you up to my house
boom boom booom boom
Johnny Lee Hooker - father of the blues.
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
Hey mister bartender come here
I want another drink and I want it now
My baby she gone, she been gone two night
I ain’t seen my baby since night before last
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
(Spoken)
And then I sit there, gettin’ high, mellow
Knocked out, feeling good and by the time
I looked on the wall at the old clock on the wall
By that time, it was ten thirty daddy
I looked down the bar, at the bartender
He said, "Now what do you want Johnny?"
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
Well my baby she gone, she been gone two night
I ain’t seen my baby since night before last
I wanna get drunk till I’m off of my mind
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer
Luxie
April 12, 2006, 8:42pm
64
Straight up from the heart, you’re my number one
And hey here’s the part, I’m still having fun
It’s like you’re the cloud underneath my feet
And you’re the reason that I breathe
Because you blow my mind
And the way you’re talking baby you’re so cool
I do anything for you
Hey babe ravish me love me till it hurts
don’t you dare to leave, button down my skirt
kiss me quick I’m about to burst
patience ain’t my thing
And you’re the reason that I sing
Because you blow my mind
And the way you’re talking baby you’re so cool
I do anything for you
Unbelievable
Oh it’s such a rush
So incredible
Boy you make me blush
Just keep it doing it throw me into space
And I’ll be floating everyday
Because you blow my mind
And the way you’re talking baby you’re so cool
I do anything for you
Robyn - Blow my mind
I am the little red rooster
Too lazy to crow for day
I am the little red rooster
Too lazy to crow for day
Keep everything in the barnyard upset all day
Howlin’ Wolf - King of the Blues
Tom T. Hall - I like Beer
In some of my songs i have casually mentioned
The fact that i like to drink beer
This little song is more to the point
Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears
(Chorus:)
I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey’s too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact i like beer
(he likes beer)
My wife often frowns when we’re out on the town
And i’m wearing a suit and a tie
She’s sipping vermouth and she thinks i’m uncouth
When i yell as the waiter goes by
(Chorus)
Last night i dreamed that i passed from the scene
And i went to a place so sublime
Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer
Then they turned it all into wine
I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey’s too rough, champagne costs too much, and vodka puts my mouth in gear
Aw, this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact i love beer
(yes, he likes beer)
Get high, everybody, get high.
Get high, everybody, get high.
Get High, Everybody, Get High.
Get high, everybody, get high.
Have you heard? What’s the word?
It’s thunderbird.
All you kids from texas,
You grow so big and tall.
All of them kids from texas
They grow so big and tall.
All of them like to roam
In that t-bird hall.
Get hi-hi-high.
Really makes you feel so fine,
Really goes down so smooth,
Really puts you in the groove.
Have you heard? What’s the word?
It’s thunderbird.
Juice, juice, juice
Really makes you loose loose, loose,
Really goes down so smooth,
Really puts you in the groove.
Have you heard? What’s the word?
It’s thunderbird.
Get hi-hi-high,
Way up in the sky.
Gonna get, yes sirree,
If ya come and rock with me.
Have you heard? What’s the word?
It’s thunderbird.
This is what they call a “standard” in the blues scene. The standards that every blues musician needs to know are:
Summertime
The Thrill is Gone
Born Under a Bad Sign
Boom Boom
Stormy Monday
All of the greats covered these songs.
Oasis / Wonderwall MC*
Today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you
By now you shoulda somehow realized what you gotta do
I don’t believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now
Back beat, the word is on the street that the fire in your heart is
out
I’m sure you’ve heard it all before but you never really had a doubt
I don’t believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now
And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
But I don’t know how
Because maybe
You’re gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You’re my wonderwall
Today was gonna be the day but they’ll never throw it back to you
By now you shoulda somehow realized what you’re not to do
I don’t believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now
And all the roads that lead you there were winding
And all the lights that light the way are blinding
There are many things that I would like to say to you
But I don’t know how
I said maybe
You’re gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You’re my wonderwall
I said maybe
You’re gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You’re my wonderwall
I said maybe
You’re gonna be the one that saves me
You’re gonna be the one that saves me
You’re gonna be the one that saves me
I read that Noah Gallagher was arrested for burgulary a few years before Oasis became successful. According to the article, England makes criminals pay their victims back any money that they stole if they ever aquire enough money to do so. Is that true? If it is, that’s fuckin’ great. We need to do that here.
Luxie
April 13, 2006, 11:35am
70
I’m in love with you, you silly thing
Anyone can see
What is it with you, you silly thing
Just take it from me
It was not a chance meeting
Feel my heart beating
You’re the one
You could take all this, take it away
I’d still have it all
’Cause I’ve climbed the tree of life
And that is why, no longer scared if I fall
When I get lost in space
I can return to this place
’Cause, you’re the one
Nothing fails
No more fears
Nothing fails
You washed away my tears
Nothing fails
No more fears
Nothing fails
Nothing fails
I’m not religious
But I feel so moved
Makes me want to pray
Pray you’ll always be here
I’m not religious
But I feel such love
Makes me want to pray
When I get lost in space
I can return to this place
’Cause you’re the one
I’m not religious
But I feel so moved
I’m not religious
Makes me wanna pray
I’m not religious
But I feel so moved
I’m not religious
Makes me want to pray
Nothing fails
No more fears
Nothing fails
You washed away my tears
Nothing fails
No more fears
Nothing fails
Nothing fails - Madonna
jäd.
[quote=“Kilgore Trout”]
I read that Noah Gallagher was arrested for burgulary a few years before Oasis became successful. According to the article, England makes criminals pay their victims back any money that they stole if they ever aquire enough money to do so. Is that true? If it is, that’s fuckin’ great. We need to do that here.
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Noel you mean, and what i heard was that he got arrested for robbing a store when he was 13 but got probation
[quote=“Johny_Exhale”]
Noel you mean, and what i heard was that he got arrested for robbing a store when he was 13 but got probation
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Noah, Noel…what ever the fuck you guys call it
Hey…are you familiar with the jerkey boys?
“Look Jerkey, I don’t need to talk to you”
Marvin Gaye - Ain’t No Mountain High Enough
Listen, baby
Ain’t no mountain high
Ain’t no vally low
Ain’t no river wide enough, baby
If you need me, call me
No matter where you are
No matter how far
J ust c a ll my name
I’ll be there in a hurry
You d on’t have to worry
’Cause baby,
There ain’t no mountain high enough
Ain’t no valley low enough
Ain’t no river wide enough
To keep me from getting to you
Remember the day
I set you free
I told you
You could always count on me
From that day on I made a vow
I’ll be there when you want me
Some way,some how
’Cause baby,
There ain’t no mountain high enough
Ain’t no valley low enough
Ain’t no river wide enough
To keep me from getting to you
No wind, no rain
My love is alive
Way down in my heart
Although we are miles apart
If you ever need a helping hand
I’ll be there on the double
As fast as I can
Don’t you know that
There ain’t no mountain high enough
Ain’t no valley low enough
Ain’t no river wide enough
To keep me from getting to you
Don’t you know that
There ain’t no mountain high enough
Ain’t no valley low enough
Ain’t no river wide enough
Luxie
April 14, 2006, 7:04pm
74
I can not live
Peacefully without you
For even a moment
I miss you terribly
When you’re away
He’s away
This ain’t right
I’m alone
I’m taking an aeroplane
Across the world
To follow my heart.
How come
Out of all the people in the world
Only one
Can make me complete
One word, one word on the phone
Makes me happy
One touch, but one touch directly
Makes me ecstatic
He’s away
This ain’t right
I’m alone
I’m taking an aeroplane
Across the world
To follow my heart
Aeroplane - Björk
Luxie
April 15, 2006, 4:19pm
75
This guy was meant for me
And I was meant for him
This guy was dreamt for me
And I was dreamt for him
This guy has danced for me
And I have danced for him
This guy has cried for me
And I have cried for him
Many miles many roads I have traveled
Fallen down on the way
Many hearts many years have unraveled
Leading up to today
This guy has prayed for me
And I have prayed for him
This guy was made for me
And I was made for him
Many miles many roads I have traveled
Fallen down on the way
Many hearts many years have unraveled
Leading up to today
I have no regrets
There’s nothing to forget
All the pain
Was worth it
Not running from the past
I tried to do what’s best
I know that I deserve it
Many miles many roads I have traveled
Fallen down on the way
Many hearts many years have unraveled
Leading up to today
I deserve it - Madonna
Lyrics from the Weakerthans - “hospital Vespers”. This band, in my opinion, writes the best lyrcis ive ever heard. You have to listen to it to appreciate it. Most bands theres things I love about them, but no ones ever the best, but the weakerthans to me, are just the best writers. Plain and simple.
Doctors played your dosage like a card trick.
Scrabbled down the hallways yelling Yahtzee.
I brought books on Hopper, and the Artic,
something called “The Politics Of Lonely,”
a toothbrush and a quick-pick with the plus.
You tried not to roll your sunken eyes
and said “Hey can you help me, I can’t reach it.”
Pointed at the camera in the ceiling.
I climbed up, blocked it so they couldn’t see.
Turned to find you out of bed, and kneeling.
Before the nurses came, took you away,
I stood there on a chair and watched you pray.
Frank Sinatra
I’d Know You Anywhere
I’d know you anywhere, I’d know that grin,
I’d know you anywhere when you walked in,
I would tingle with a single glance in your eye,
Watching the starlight dance in your eye.
You saw my vacant stare, you understood,
I’d love you anywhere, honest I would,
I was certain this would happen, strange as it seems,
I’d know you anywhere from my dreams.
Luxie
April 17, 2006, 1:57pm
79
Are you feeling me? Aaliyah
I know in my heart, I know in my mind,
we’re meant to be, are you feelin’ me yo.
I’m the girl in your life, I’m the one you call wife,
and I need to know, are you feelin’ me yo
Is there anyone else, that can do it the best,
give you things you need, well it must be me.
I got very big dreams and the fantasies,
but I need to know, are you feeling’ me yo
Boy are you feelin’ me , cause I’m feelin’ you
somethin’ in my heart, tells me your the one
are you feelin’ me , cause I’m feelin’ you
somethin’ in my heart , tells me your the one
ARE YOU FEELIN ME YO
I’m crazy for you, I’m falling for you
I got feelins for you , are you lovin’ me yo.
Tell me if it’s our time , do I blow your mind
cause I need to know , put my life on the line
I’m gon’ give you my heart , all the love that I own
but before I do that , are you feelin’ me yo
Anything for you , cause I’m big on you
but I need to know, are you lovin’ me yo
Boy are you feelin’ me , cause I’m feelin’ you
somethin’ in my heart , tells me your the one
are you feelin’ me , cause I’m feelin’ you,
somethin’ in my heart, ARE YOU FEELIN ME YO
Luxie
April 18, 2006, 5:06pm
80
These lyrics are so funny! Hehehe! ;D
Sir Mix-A-Lot
Baby Got Back
[size=70] Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt
It is so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?
I mean her butt
It’s just so big
I can’t believe it’s so round
It’s just out there
I mean, it’s gross
Look, she’s just so black
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horny
Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well use me, use me cuz you ain’t that average groupy
I’ve seen them dancin’
The hell with romancin’
She sweat, wet, got it goin’ like a turbo ‘Vette
I’m tired of magazines
saying flat butt’s the only thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back, so
Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like’em round and big
And when I’m throwin’ a gig
I just can’t help myself
I’m actin like an animal
Now here’s my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double ugh, ugh
I ain’t talkin’ bout Playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot’s in trouble
Beggin’ for a piece of that bubble
So I’m lookin’ at rock videos
Watchin’ these bimbos walkin’ like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I’ll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won’t cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck
Til the break of dawn
Baby, I got it goin on
A lot of pimps won’t like this song
Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I’d rather stay and play
Cuz I’m long and I’m strong
And I’m down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she’s 5’3"
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda
Playin’ workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don’t lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
and tell you that the butt need to go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you’re fat
Well I ain’t down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin’
And I’m thinkin’ bout stickin’
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain’t it Miss Thang
Give me a sista I can’t resist her
Red beans and rice didn’t miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
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