[quote=“Kilgore Trout, back by popular demand.”]
My friend and I had sex with a stripper named “silver” when I was in college. I didn’t really care for the event and I wouldn’t do it again. She seemed to like it very much. The double penetration in that situation went like this:
I was in her mouth, he was in her vagina. Then we switched. I was in her vagina, he was in her mouth. Condoms were used at all times, no one was injured. I am not proud of this and we never knew “Silver’s” real name.
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You missed out the part where you were in your friend and then your friend was in you and then you both fell asleep cuddled up to each other.
[quote=“Kilgore Trout, back by popular demand.”]
just because it’s your birthday doesn’t mean that you can make cracks like that without consequence. There will be consequences
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[quote=“Kilgore Trout, back by popular demand.”]
just because it’s your birthday doesn’t mean that you can make cracks like that without consequence. There will be consequences
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hahahaha
what the fuck are you gonna do send him a PM with some very nasty language
[quote=“Kilgore Trout, back by popular demand.”]
You wanna try me?
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I wouldn’t fuck with that, pal. Kilgore will fuck you up!!
Anyways, that was a touching story, Kilgore. I could have done the same thing in New Orleans, but no way would I fuck with a friend. Something about it seems out of place. Awkward…
[quote=“ThaDuke”]
I wouldn’t fuck with that, pal. Kilgore will fuck you up!!
Anyways, that was a touching story, Kilgore. I could have done the same thing in New Orleans, but no way would I fuck with a friend. Something about it seems out of place. Awkward…
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yes, and until now I haven’t spoken of the matter. I did not enjoy it at all and I would never advise anyone to try it. If it had been two girls, I assume that my attitude would be DRAMATICALLY different.
Isnt this Trout dude married with a wife and kids? Whys he so interested in talking about Sex with people (mostly guys) in a QT Archives forum? I dont get it…
[quote=“PopeyePete”]
Isnt this Trout dude married with a wife and kids? Whys he so interested in talking about Sex with people (mostly guys) in a QT Archives forum? I dont get it…
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if you look at my stats you will see that I talk about politics during business hours while Im at work, unlike some of the other people here. wink, wink
I guess you could say that I am a loan shark. I loan money at extremely high interest rates to hard-up people who all seem to have brand new cars and expensive bling. I don’t pity them at all.
for example:
Jethro comes in for a $500 loan. I give him the $500, and in two weeks he has to pay me $600. If he doesn’t pay me, he goes to jail. Pretty sweet.
[quote=“Kilgore Trout, back by popular demand.”]
I guess you could say that I am a loan shark. I loan money at extremely high interest rates to hard-up people who all seem to have brand new cars and expensive bling. I don’t pity them at all.
for example:
Jethro comes in for a $500 loan. I give him the $500, and in two weeks he has to pay me $600. If he doesn’t pay me, he goes to jail. Pretty sweet.
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Pffh! You have a job? Well guess what. I’m in a community college (part time) taking retard math, retard english, and retard psychology classes. So that I can get shitloads of grant money, and exact my perfect revenge on you for talking shit about my character introduction lists.I’ll make a really shitty movie w/ a really mediocre trailer, and then you’ll become mildly interested in seeing it, and be all like “Well that looks kinda lame, but there’s probably not gona be anything better than that at the cinema this week.” And I’ll lose billions, and be deemed the shittiest deutch-bag of a director in history. MuwHaHaHaHaHa!!
P.S.-Just to be on-topic. I likes me some ass fuckin’.
[quote=“Spiros Vondas”]
Pffh! You have a job? Well guess what. I’m in a community college (part time) taking retard math, retard english, and retard psychology classes. So that I can get shitloads of grant money, and exact my perfect revenge on you for talking shit about my character introduction lists.I’ll make a really shitty movie w/ a really mediocre trailer, and then you’ll become mildly interested in seeing it, and be all like “Well that looks kinda lame, but there’s probably not gona be anything better than that at the cinema this week.” And I’ll lose billions, and be deemed the shittiest deutch-bag of a director in history. MuwHaHaHaHaHa!!
P.S.-Just to be on-topic. I likes me some ass fuckin’.
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