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Nachas Libres (A latino porno) - Inspired by Nacho Libre


#1

INT. SPANK’ A PUTA HOTEL ROOM - DUSK. A latina woman in her mid teens massages her nude body in the bathtub, rubbing her enormous breasts, squeezing her large, brown niples. There’s a knock on the door. Hot naked chick covers her wet body with a towel. At the door a Ron Jeremyesque pizza delivery guy stands in the doorway. RON JEREMY PIZZA DUDE Someone ordered pizza with extra sausage?. LATINA UNDERAGE PORN STAR YESSSSS I DID! A song by Clay Aiken begins to play, a soothing tune. TO BE CONTINUED…


#2

Thats a classic in the making!! Throw in some greasy wrasslin sequences and you got a hit!


#3

Nacho Libre wrestles Ron Jeremy Then she comes along and kills evryone! THE END


#4

you’ve definitely got something there… give the girl a lisp. ^-^


#5

Mid Teens eh. We throw people like you in jail around here.


#6

I’d see it!