I wrote this about 30 minutes ago during my break in school.
first one is called Prison Break.
Inhale-Exhale, I really wanna get out of jail
Bartender, Don’t give me a cocktail
Give me a fucking ale!
Jailbreak-Cheesecake watch out for the lake
I hope this outbreak wasn’t a mistake or else I’ll be a pancake.
Get a job - fake handshake - change hairstyle - smile for a mile.
Hide in a tide - hide from the police or else I’ll be doing time for my crime.
Springtime - lunchtime, my rhyme ain’t sublime.
I intend this to be the end, my friend.
School
Carpool to school, Wipe that drool, you fool.
Fuel and retool your mule or you’ll be an uncool tool.
Munch your lunch - wait for the bell to ring
Then swing out the door with galore or you’ll start a war.
Ignore the whore to the right she’ll bite ya, alright.
Do you want an encore or four?
How about some more?
Rhyme
Rhyme during my bedtime for a dime
No prime time
Have to climb a chime
Mistime, peacetime is my pastime
I was a onetime mime for a long time
Enzyme teatime - this line sucks big time
I’m not doing a crime - I’m doing playtime - in the meantime - it’s mealtime.
Lunch
If you steal my breakfast - I’ll have to be breast-feed
If you steal my lunch - I’ll give you a punch
If you steal my dinner - you’re a sinner
If you steal my stuff - you’ll be in handcuff
I don’t want to offend but this is the end
[quote=“Bad Max”]
I wrote this about 30 minutes ago during my break in school.
first one is called Prison Break.
Inhale-Exhale, I really wanna get out of jail
Bartender, Don’t give me a cocktail
Give me a fucking ale!
Jailbreak-Cheesecake watch out for the lake
I hope this outbreak wasn’t a mistake or else I’ll be a pancake.
Get a job - fake handshake - change hairstyle - smile for a mile.
Hide in a tide - hide from the police or else I’ll be doing time for my crime.
Springtime - lunchtime, my rhyme ain’t sublime.
I intend this to be the end, my friend.
[/quote]
Awesome 
Genius! Youre gonna be the next Enimem! 
Im not writing rap lyrics! >:(
Why rap should sound like an insult ? Some rap lyrics are d#mned fine !
OK. So the title of this thread is “My Rhymes” and you write stuff like this:
"Prison Break:
Inhale-Exhale, I really wanna get out of jail
Bartender, Don’t give me a cocktail
Give me a fucking ale!
Jailbreak-Cheesecake watch out for the lake
I hope this outbreak wasn’t a mistake or else I’ll be a pancake.
Get a job - fake handshake - change hairstyle - smile for a mile.
Hide in a tide - hide from the police or else I’ll be doing time for my crime.
Springtime - lunchtime, my rhyme ain’t sublime.
I intend this to be the end, my friend."
And thats NOT considered rapping? WHAT THE FUG?! ???
[quote=“cyber-lili”]
Why rap should sound like an insult ? Some rap lyrics are d#mned fine !
[/quote]
Because it makes you read them in a different way.
[quote=“PutneySwope”]
OK. So the title of this thread is “My Rhymes” and you write stuff like this:
And thats NOT considered rapping? WHAT THE FUG?! ???
[/quote]
I didn’t wanna call it poetry or lyrics because it makes it seem snobish or makes you think “oh, he’s ripping off Dylan” I wrote a text and it rhymes. It has some swearing and one is about someone breaking out of jail.
It sounded hip hoppish to me. Sorry if I misread your art!
Are you being sarcastic?
NO! Im totally serious!..
You gotta do a rhyme called:
ANCHOVY PIE!
Lets not bitch-talk, I just wanna know - did you like it or not?
Yeah it was cool.
[quote=“PutneySwope”]
Yeah it was cool.
[/quote]
Thank you, Mr. sir.
[quote=“Bad Max”]
School
Carpool to school, Wipe that drool, you fool.
Fuel and retool your mule or you’ll be an uncool tool.
Munch your lunch - wait for the bell to ring
Then swing out the door with galore or you’ll start a war.
Ignore the whore to the right she’ll bite ya, alright.
Do you want an encore or four?
How about some more?
[/quote]
i like that one.
Crappy rhymes - oh so simple to write
Childish repercussions, umm… kite, bite, white
Ideas? Who cares, I’m not making no point
Just waiting for fries at a fast food joint
Lay off the rhymes, Max 
Hahahaha, oh man, best comeback post EVER. I love you Bleach! :-*
Ahah, you did even take the time to write this post, so funny. You should post more now and become some sort of terminator ghots coming back to the forum with your usual irony about everything 