Int, basement ,night
Three guys tied to chairs in a row gagged, are all asleep except one who looks into the ceiling waiting for someone to come.
Man (o.s): No one is gonna come its an abandoned warehouse basement, as in no one comes here no more because itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s a piece of shit warehouse.
The man tryÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s to get out of the ropes, we hear a gun load off screen.
Man (o.s): Now donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t be trying that bull-shit here, cos IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll shoot youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re knee caps straight outta socket. Ok?
The gagged man nods.
Man (contÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d): So why did you take the cash?, why did you take caesers money?
The gagged man tryÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s to talk but he canÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t.
Man (o.s): want to talk?
The man nods. Yes
A hand reveals on screen and takes the gag out.
Man: First of all we didnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t take the cash. Second my name is Dave and donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t call me kiddo EVER!! Third let me out of these ropes.
The hand is revealed for the second time and places the gag back in the mouth.
Man (o.s): Listen you asshole we got you on tape stealing the cash from caesers bank.
And then you say you didnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t do it, kiddo you got some fucked up storyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s!!
After he calls Dave kiddo, Dave gives him a dirty look.
Man (o.s): Oh sorry kiddo, woops I did it again!!
Dave (v.o): your probably wondering why me and my friends are in this situation, well we were framed, apparently stealing money from the biggest crime boss in Manhattan.
We didnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t do it but we were set up I can tell you that. My friend clogs, he saughta got us in more shit with them after the robbery when they came to our apartment.
Int, apartment ,day
Clogs is on the sofa drinking from a can of beer. The door is knocked down two hit men enter the room with two long barrelled hand guns. Clogs throws his beer at them, and pulls out a sawed off.
Clogs: who you looking for, cos from this angle I can blow both your fuckin heads off.
Hit man 1: Clogs, you clogs?
Clogs realises heÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s in some sort of trouble so he shoots his piece the hit men hit the floor no questions asked.
Cut back to the basement:
Man (v.o) (contÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d): As you see heÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s kind of insane, but thatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s good for me and Steve, cosÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ SteveÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s a wino who has no knowledge, except who directs what films and when.
Int, dark room ,night
We see Steve, Dave and clogs all gathered round Steve.
Clogs: kill bill.
Steve: Quentin tarantino, first volume 2003 second 2004.
Steve: Kevin smith, 1993.
Cut back to basement:
Man (v.o) (contÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d): Then thereÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s me I am the brains of the group, except Steve who know A LOT about films. And this is the end I suppose of usÃ¢â‚¬Â¦.
A gun is pointed into clogÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s headÃ¢â‚¬Â¦…
Fade to black:
Across black title card:
3 days earlier