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I need an idea


#1

I’ll give you a shiny dollar if you can think of a good Resevoir Dogs-like story.


#2

A crime boss has 6 guys rob a bank and make it to Mexico. A crooked cop has incriminating evidence and wants 50%. The crime boss has no choice but to terminate them and go along with the cop. A Mexican druglord’s employee sees the men at a bar and later recognize them when he sees them on tv. The crime boss sends men to kill them but they aren’t succesful. The men realize that the boss is trying to kill them. Then the Mexican druglord sends a shitload of men. They miraculously make it through but they are left with three guys. They go back to the U.S. Go to the crimebosses mansion. One dies. The 2 left kill the boss then shoot each other. The cop comes and takes the money. The end. Of course one of the charectures should be named Vinnie Vega.


#3

five crazy bankrobbing men rob a bank, only to find out there’s no money in the volt.

they decide to rob another bank across the street, but when they walk in they come face to face with another gang of five bankrobbers who happen to rob the same bank.

the five men leave the bank, cause nobody robs a bank thats already being robbed (it says so in the 10 commands of bankrobbing crazy criminals) , the walk down the street to yet another bank.

In the bank they ask for the manager to open the volt. The manager is waring a grey suit, one of the crazy bankrobbers happens to dislike the color grey, so he shoots the manager, cause he’s crazy. Then he’s like “Im going to torture you, and it doesnt matter if you take that grey suit of or not, Im going to torture you anyway, cause I hate the color grey and Im crazy” This real cool music start playing and then he cuts the managers ear off.

The manager was the only one who knew the combination of the volt. So again the five men walk outside. But outside robocop is waiting for them. And robocop shoots one of the five men in the head. And he’s screaming “I can’t see man, Im blind” The four men left start shooting at robocop. Only everybody knows robocop cant be destroyed cause he’s robocop. But then a real sexy woman walks by, and robocop is distracted and goes flirting with the sexy woman.

Just because robocop is half-man half-machine doesnt mean that he doesnt have his male needs you know.

Now there are only three men left, where’s number four? you ask, lets just say he’s dead.

One crazy bankrobber says “I think we got a rat, cause how did robocop show up here.” “Maybe because we just tryd to rob three banks” the other says. “Shut up crazyman, youre the rat” to wich the crazy bankrobber replies. “You want a piece of me you piece of shit. Ill show you how your fucking with.” And they kill each other.

Now there’s only one left and he decides to rob yet another bank. Only all the stress causes a chunk of cholesterol to release in his blood, you see he liked to eat burgers at this kahuna joint, and he dies from a hart attack.


#4

^I was thinking of involving aliens and ufo’s in the story, but that would double the movie budget.


#5

That plotline is way overused man.


#6

yeah, I think you’d better get the ideas from yourself not people on this forum. I mean, if your’e coming to us for ideas, that means you must be a pretty shitty writer, just start from anything. Just og outside and watch some kid burn a house down, or some try hard skating down the road and getting hit by a car. All you need to do is be inspired.


#7

you get inspiration when you dont expect it.

if you say "ill go out today and get inspired by the nature"

then i can tell you, nothing will happen at that day


#8

Just because he’s a shitty writer don’t mean he can’t be a good director.


#9

[quote=“LetsGoToWork”]
five crazy bankrobbing men rob a bank, only to find out there’s no money in the volt.

they decide to rob another bank across the street, but when they walk in they come face to face with another gang of five bankrobbers who happen to rob the same bank.

the five men leave the bank, cause nobody robs a bank thats already being robbed (it says so in the 10 commands of bankrobbing crazy criminals) , the walk down the street to yet another bank.

In the bank they ask for the manager to open the volt. The manager is waring a grey suit, one of the crazy bankrobbers happens to dislike the color grey, so he shoots the manager, cause he’s crazy. Then he’s like “Im going to torture you, and it doesnt matter if you take that grey suit of or not, Im going to torture you anyway, cause I hate the color grey and Im crazy” This real cool music start playing and then he cuts the managers ear off.

The manager was the only one who knew the combination of the volt. So again the five men walk outside. But outside robocop is waiting for them. And robocop shoots one of the five men in the head. And he’s screaming “I can’t see man, Im blind” The four men left start shooting at robocop. Only everybody knows robocop cant be destroyed cause he’s robocop. But then a real sexy woman walks by, and robocop is distracted and goes flirting with the sexy woman.

Just because robocop is half-man half-machine doesnt mean that he doesnt have his male needs you know.

Now there are only three men left, where’s number four? you ask, lets just say he’s dead.

One crazy bankrobber says “I think we got a rat, cause how did robocop show up here.” “Maybe because we just tryd to rob three banks” the other says. “Shut up crazyman, youre the rat” to wich the crazy bankrobber replies. “You want a piece of me you piece of shit. Ill show you how your fucking with.” And they kill each other.

Now there’s only one left and he decides to rob yet another bank. Only all the stress causes a chunk of cholesterol to release in his blood, you see he liked to eat burgers at this kahuna joint, and he dies from a hart attack.

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haha that was some funny shit


#10

thanks man, I have my moments