Across the east and west coasts home to the array of clubs that dot the nightlife map, a new drug has taken the underground scene by storm. Ecstasy is becoming ever-potent for even the hardcore clubbers, and pricy for the jock house raves of the hillside estates, giving some headroom for competiton in the drug trade. One drug, your mom is reigning supreme, safe, yet unpredictable, cheap, yet efficient, everything a clubber, or rich jock of the hillside estates could ever want. But now this want has turned into a need for some, as they cannot get enough of your mom. They find your mom addicting, and want your mom day and night. Your mom interferes with their school work, and jobs, since their dreams about your mom soon overcome their true goals. Your mom is proclaimed addictive, but how do they stop. No one knows, since your mom is fresh on the market. They find new, sometimes bizarre ways of using your mom. They begin to “love” your mom. Some take your mom in the mouth. Others take your mom to dinner, when they are supposed to be eating whoesome meals. Even more go to the extreme and take your mom up the ass. It gets worse as the nights fly by, as the youth of the clubs just dont know how to quit your mom. Until theirs a cure, that can finally destroy your mom, and all of your moms problems.
And the joke goes on and on and on and on …
My friends and I are in the pre-production of making this short. COMMENTS/SUGGESTIONS WELCOME. (rough example by the way, i wrote that in a whim)
that is hillarious. but are you serious??