By far the Jules and Vincent scene at the beginning.
Damn,I laught my ass of during that scene.Here’s the funny list.
-First of all when Jules and Vince are discussing the whole footmassage situation and Jules says “I’m the foot fucking master” and the Vince answers “Would you give a guy a footmassage?” Jules:“Fuck You Vince”…He realy got Jules there,damn,the expression on Jules face when he said that,hilarious.
-Next is when Jules asks the guy on the couch “Where’s the briefcase” and then the other guy answers to his question Jules:“I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing!!!..Now you were saying?”…Cracked me up.
-This is the most hilarious part in the movie,it’s when Brett starts to apologize,and telling Jules that he doesn’t mean any disrespect towards Mr.Wallace and then…“BANG” Jules shoots the guy on the couch and Jules is like “O I’m sorry did I break your concentration?”…Cracked me up big time,I was rolling over the ground laughing my ass of!!! 
;D
-And then you got the “What” scene,damn that was hilarious aswell "“Do they speak English in What??”
Dead Nigger Storage. Now dat’s funny. Best part right dere.
I luv Chris Walken part.
I think the way that honeybunny says “goddamnit what is it?” when she wants to know what’s in the briefcase is hilarious. it gets me everytime.
Jules complaining to Vincent that the wash cloth looks like a goddamn maxi pad. That shit cracks me up.
I like it when Lance is telling Vince how to inject the needle in Uma’s heart and waves his hand in a stabbing motion a few times, and Vince says “I gotta stab her 2 times?” That always cracks me up. Also, just about anything Jules says like “Shut the fuck up fat man, was I talking to you?” and “Does he look like a bitch?”
Or "I’m a mushroom cloud layin motherfucka, motherfucka!"
I had to rewind that twice, just so I could squeeze out an extra laugh or two.
[quote]Or "I’m a mushroom cloud layin motherfucka, motherfucka!"
I had to rewind that twice, just so I could squeeze out an extra laugh or two.[/quote]
LOL I rewind the Jules and Vince scene over and over again...keeps cracking me up..... :D
this topic feels like its been done before…
[quote]this topic feels like its been done before…[/quote]
Every topic i read with ends with you bagging on it for some reason.
No no, SITM’s right. This topic has been raped countless times. The “What’s your favorite _____ scene?” shit. Yep, it’s been as many times as Joan Rivers getting Botox.
[quote]this topic feels like its been done before…[/quote]
It feels like…but it hasn’t been done… 
Even if it has, there might be some newbies who weren’t around for it, and they don’t want to root through ten pages of BS to find it, so it’s more of a continuation of the old one for the new guys.
Well said, Mr. Pecker…I mean Pekar.
Dead nigga storage’s momma is pretty funny
Deez nuts.
[quote] Dead nigga storage’s momma is pretty funny[/quote]
That was gay.
[quote]Deez nuts. [/quote]
That was gayer.
Deez nuts.
[quote]Deez nuts.[/quote]
I seriously don’t know what kinda fuckin retard who would take any offense to that, or any other fuckin retard who would use that shit as a comeback.
I stopped saying Deez Nuts when Snoop first started sayin it back in '92