Here are some of mine…
“Don’t shoot each other, and don’t shoot yourselves…but most importantly don’t shoot me!” - Sheriff Hague
"I put two in his heart and one in his computer." - Lt. Muldoon
"About as useless as a pecker on the Pope." - Sheriff McGraw
"Jesus Fucking Christ! It’s about time!" - Stuntman Mike
“You could have as easily been going left like I was, and that would’ve taken more time untill you would’ve started to get scared.” - Stuntman Mike
"You Know I wouldn’t let you go" - Kim
"Please Don’t Dead End"
" its Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, and Tich" Jungle Julia
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!" Stuntman Mike
I don’t have favorite lines to quote at this moment, but (In Death Proof) I just wanna say that I hope people don’t think that Abernathy says “he fucked Daryl Hannah standing”. She says “he fucked Daryl Hannah’s stand-in”.
I don’t think a lot of people in my crowd caught that!
I love this scene(even though the film fucked up but I know what he was saying) “I want his balls!”
“Fair lady your chariot awaits”
“Im gonna have to file you under chickenshit”
The part when Stuntman Mike goes into his John Wayne voice made me smile. A little Jack Burton throwback there.
“Well I got into Stunt driving like everyone else does”
“How”
“My brother”
"Who’s Your Brother?
“Stuntman Bob”
“The woods are lovely, dark and deep, and I have promises to keep. Miles to go before I sleep. Did you hear me, Butterfly? Miles to go before you sleep.” - Stuntman Mike (DEATH PROOF)
“You know how people say, ‘you’re okay in my book’ or ‘in my book that’s no good!’ Well, I actually have a book. And everyone I meet goes in this book, and now I’ve met you and you’re going in the book!” - Stuntman Mike (DEATH PROOF)
“Hey Pam! Remember how I said this car was death proof? Well that wasn’t a lie. This car is one hundred percent death proof! Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you really need to be sittin’ in my seat.” - Stuntman Mike (DEATH PROOF)
“I’m okay!” - Zoe (DEATH PROOF)
“That boy’s got the devil in him.” - Jeff Fahey (PLANET TERROR)
“Now there’s a rump roast.” - Jeff Fahey (PLANET TERROR)
“Oh, why?! Oh no! Aaahh!!! Do it! Do it!!! Aaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!” - Stuntman Mike (DEATH PROOF)
“It was a class A cluster-fuck. We weren’t supposed to be there, he wasn’t supposed to be there, but all the sudden I turn a corner and there he is, lookin’ me dead in the eye. I put two in his heart. One in his computer.” - Bruce Willis (PLANET TERROR)
“I seen me some crazy shit in my time. But I’ve never seen a one-legged stripper. I’ve seen me a stripper with one breast. An’ I seen me a stripper with twelve toes. An’ I seen me a stripper with no brains at all, but I ain’t never seen me a one-legged stripper. An’ I been to Morocco.” - Quentin Tarantino (PLANET TERROR)
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“I seen me some crazy shit in my time. But I’ve never seen a one-legged stripper. I’ve seen me a stripper with one breast. An’ I seen me a stripper with twelve toes. An’ I seen me a stripper with no brains at all, but I ain’t never seen me a one-legged stripper. An’ I been to Morocco.” - Quentin Tarantino (PLANET TERROR)
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DANCE BITCH!
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“I seen me some crazy shit in my time. But I’ve never seen a one-legged stripper. I’ve seen me a stripper with one breast. An’ I seen me a stripper with twelve toes. An’ I seen me a stripper with no brains at all, but I ain’t never seen me a one-legged stripper. An’ I been to Morocco.” - Quentin Tarantino (PLANET TERROR)
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That was priceless.
“You gave me some wood now im gonna give you some wood!”
I should say, all of QT’s lines were priceless.
“I’m gonna go get my dick wet.”
“Get Louis.”
“But, sir, he’s getting his dick wet.”
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“The woods are lovely, dark and deep, and I have promises to keep. Miles to go before I sleep. Did you hear me, Butterfly? Miles to go before you sleep.” - Stuntman Mike (DEATH PROOF)
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Can anyone tell me more about this? Why is he reciting a poem?
Jungle Julia tells all the guys listening to her radio show that if they come up to Arlene while they’re out on the town and recite that poem, she’ll give em a lap dance.
Note: That poem was also used in Telefon (1977) starring one of QTs biggest heroes: Charles Bronson.
Kim: Motherfucker try to rape me, I don’t wanna give him a skin rash.I wanna shot that nigga down.
Abernathy: What about a knife at least?
Kim: You know what happens to motherfucker’s carry knives? They get shot!
Stuntman MIke: Hey! Ladies! That was fun! Well…Adios!
Zoe: You’re not fuckin’ em, you’re not suckin’ em, you’re not giving him any tongue. But Daryl Hannah’s stand in is.You know some cultures might say he made the wiser choice.
;D
[quote=“Sylvia”]Kim: You know what happens to motherfucker’s carry knives? They get shot![/quote]
I said “They Get Shot” out loud in the theater BEFORE Kim said it and everybody laughed! 
Kim had the best dialog out of all the women.
Lee: Gulp
woah, thats a lot of Lee
“Whateva with your howeva” - tracy thoms
I really don’t have a favorite LINE, per say. But my favorite part in Grindhouse was during Planet Terror. When the group is driving the truck on road and hitting all of the Sickos. And when the dog walks out of nowhere and they slam into it! I fucking fell over laughing!!