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Favorite dialogs/monologs in Tarantino movies


#1

Here are my favorites:

Reservoir Dogs

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?"

“Wanna shot me, little piece a’shit? Take a shot!”

“What’s something special, take ya in the kitchen and suck your dick?”

“I changed my mind: Shot this piece of shit!”

"I got Madonna’s big dick outta my right ear, and Toby Jap I-don’t-know-what, outta my left."



Pulp Fiction

The whole Ezekiel 25:17 speech by Jules.

“Who’s motorcycle is this?”, “It’s a chopper, baby.”, “Who’s chopper is this?”, “Zed’s”, “Who’s Zed?”, “Zed’s dead, baby, Zed’s dead.”

“You hear me hillbilly-boy? I get medieval on your ass!”

“We should have shotguns for this kinda deal.”

“Do they speak English in ‘What’?”

"Say ‘What’ again! C’mon, say ‘What’ again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say ‘What’ one more goddamn time!“



Jackie Brown

"Who’s that?”, “That’s Beaumont.”, “Who’s Beaumont?”, "An employee I had to let go…"

The “Melanie, Sharon and Sheronda” speech

The “Just ask Melanie”-drug speech



Kill Bill: Vol. 1

Look under my Avatar/Userpicture :wink:

“Trix are for kids.”

“Tear the bitch apart.” in Japanese

"This woman, deserves her revenge. And we deserve to die."

O-Ren’s speech to the council after chopping Boss Tanaka’s head off



But I think that the “Once upon a time in China…” speech by Bill, the “I killed a hell lot of people to get to this point…” and many other speeches from “Kill Bill: Vol. 2” will rule and rock, too! I love this two mentioned speeches already.


#2

True Romance:



“Id Fuck Elvis” monologue.



“Sometimes thing can go the other way too” monologue by Alabama



Clarence and Alabama at the diner and at Heroes for Sale



The “I’d Eat Pussy” dialogue between Drexl, Floyd D and Big D.



Elvis talks to Clarence



Clarence meets Drexl



The entire “Sicilians are part Eggplant” monologue/back n forth.



Elliot and Clarence on the rollercoaster.



Elliot and Lee on the phone (fuckin hilarious)



Elliot and the cops back n forth, the wire monologue.



Lee meets Clarence and Co.



"I hate FUCKIN COPS!“



Dogs:

The entire movie



Pulp Fiction:



The Royale w Cheese story



The foot massage debate



The interogation of Brett and Co.



Marcellus’ “Fuck Pride” speech



Mia and Vincent at Jackrabbit Slims



Butch and Fabienne’s dialogue (even though its my least fave part of the film, the dialogue is funny)



Marcellus talkin to Zed after the ass rape.



The Bonnie Situation: the whole thing is great.



The Ezekial 25:17 re-interpreted monologue.



From Dusk Til Dawn:



The opening dialogue by Pete, Earl, Seth and Ritchie



Seth explains the rules to Gloria Hill.



Ritchie and Seth meet Jacob, Scott and Kate



Seth and Jacob back n forth “You can all live forever” etc.



The Pussy speech by Cheech



"Im a mean mmm mmm servant of God”



“Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them!“



Jackie Brown:



Ordells opening gun biz speech



Ordell and Beaumont (entire thing)



Max Cherry meets Ordell



Melanie backstabbin Ordell/smokin pot with Louis



Ordell and Louis at the bar



Jackie confronts Ordell with gun.



Jackie and Max the next morning.



Melanie and Louis at the mall (hilarious)



Ordell killing Louis.



Ordell and Max at the house and in the car.





Kill Bill Vol 1:



“Do You find me sadistic?” opening monologue



"Revenge is never a straight line…” by Hattori



"Black Mamba, I shouldve been motherfuckin Black Mamba"



Elle speaks to the comatose Bride



"My names Buck and I like to fuck”



“Bucks Rules for Fuckin Jane Doe”



"Wiggle your big toe"



Hattori Hanzo and The Bride: whole thing



ORens speech at the meeting.



The Crazy 88s: "Charlie Brown! ha ha ha"



Go Go meets The Bride



Oren Vs The Bride



"Silly rabbit, Trix are for Kids"



The Bride tells Sofie Fatale a thing or two





Thats most of my favorites!


#3

Yeah, cool picks! I love the “Revenge”-line from Hattori Hanzo in Japanese, too. And of course the hell of a funny dialoge between Hanzo and his partner who makes/brings the Sake.


#4

The Sicilian and the Drexyl scenes in True Romance. The Captain Koons monologue. Let’s not forget the conversation between Buck and the Trucker about the rules for raping a coma victim.





her coochy gets as dry as a bucket of sand lol


#5

You know they were originally gonna include a pussy shot for that scene… what happened?? >:(



I like the Charlie Brown crack in Kill Bill right before THe Bride steps out and all hell breaks loose. The O-Ren “as your leader…” speech is fuckin awesome also.



I love the Ordell/Melanie drug speech in Jackie Brown “Goddamn girl you gettin high already…”


#6

[quote]You know they were originally gonna include a pussy shot for that scene… what happened??  >:(
[/quote]


Man, that was a funny topic. Uma's pussy.


Whatever happened to Hollywood Hogan anyway?

#7

[quote]True Romance:



“Id Fuck Elvis” monologue.



“Sometimes thing can go the other way too” monologue by Alabama



Clarence and Alabama at the diner and at Heroes for Sale



The “I’d Eat Pussy” dialogue between Drexl, Floyd D and Big D.



Elvis talks to Clarence



Clarence meets Drexl



The entire “Sicilians are part Eggplant” monologue/back n forth.



Elliot and Clarence on the rollercoaster.



Elliot and Lee on the phone (fuckin hilarious)



Elliot and the cops back n forth, the wire monologue.



Lee meets Clarence and Co.



"I hate FUCKIN COPS!“



Dogs:

The entire movie



Pulp Fiction:



The Royale w Cheese story



The foot massage debate



The interogation of Brett and Co.



Marcellus’ “Fuck Pride” speech



Mia and Vincent at Jackrabbit Slims



Butch and Fabienne’s dialogue (even though its my least fave part of the film, the dialogue is funny)



Marcellus talkin to Zed after the ass rape.



The Bonnie Situation: the whole thing is great.



The Ezekial 25:17 re-interpreted monologue.



From Dusk Til Dawn:



The opening dialogue by Pete, Earl, Seth and Ritchie



Seth explains the rules to Gloria Hill.



Ritchie and Seth meet Jacob, Scott and Kate



Seth and Jacob back n forth “You can all live forever” etc.



The Pussy speech by Cheech



"Im a mean mmm mmm servant of God”



“Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them!“



Jackie Brown:



Ordells opening gun biz speech



Ordell and Beaumont (entire thing)



Max Cherry meets Ordell



Melanie backstabbin Ordell/smokin pot with Louis



Ordell and Louis at the bar



Jackie confronts Ordell with gun.



Jackie and Max the next morning.



Melanie and Louis at the mall (hilarious)



Ordell killing Louis.



Ordell and Max at the house and in the car.





Kill Bill Vol 1:



“Do You find me sadistic?” opening monologue



"Revenge is never a straight line…” by Hattori



"Black Mamba, I shouldve been motherfuckin Black Mamba"



Elle speaks to the comatose Bride



"My names Buck and I like to fuck” ÂÂ



“Bucks Rules for Fuckin Jane Doe”



"Wiggle your big toe"



Hattori Hanzo and The Bride: whole thing



ORens speech at the meeting.



The Crazy 88s: "Charlie Brown! ha ha ha"



Go Go meets The Bride



Oren Vs The Bride



"Silly rabbit, Trix are for Kids"



The Bride tells Sofie Fatale a thing or two





Thats most of my favorites!




[/quote]

Jesus, that’s pretty much all of them.



5: The Eggplant scene; True Romance

4: (Into ear) “Hey what’s goin’ on?”; Reservoir Dogs

3: Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese: Pulp Fiction

2: “You’re Charlie Brown!”; Kill Bill

1: “I’m a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker!”; Pulp Fiction


#8

Pulp Fiction:

Jules:

“Oh I’m Sorry,did I break your concentration?”

“What ain’t no country I ever heard of,do they speak English in what??”

“Ezchiel 25:17…”

“I’m the foot fuckin’ master etc…”

"I’m a mushroomcloud laying motherfucker,motherfucker.Everytime my fingers touch brain I become superfly TNT…"



Marsellus:

“I think you gonna find…when all this shit is over…I think you gonna find yourself one smiling motherfucker…”

“Fuck pride…pride only hurts…”

"I’m gonna call some pipe-hittin niggers,to go work on the homes here,with a pair-pliers and a blowtorch…You hear me talkin’ HillBillyboy!!! I ain’t done with you by damn sight…I’m gonna get medieval on yo ass!!"



Reservoir Dogs:

Mr.Pink:

"You wanna fuck with me!! I’ll show you who you fuckin’ with!!!"



Mr.White:

“Toby…toby…toby?..Toby…Toby Wong fuckin’ charlie chan.”

"My fucking hero!"



Mr.Blonde:

“Are you gonna bark all day litle doggy…or are you gonna bite…”


#9

Jackie Brown:



Ordell: TEC-9? They advertise it as being the most popular gun in American crime. Can you believe that shit? It actually says that on the little booklet that comes with it. “Most Popular Gun in American Crime,” like they’re proud of that shit.


#10

One I forgot to mention.



Jackie Brown: “AK-47. When you absolutely gotta kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.”


#11

I love the “Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids” line, even tho QT must have been smokin some serious dope to think that some people might not actually not get the reference.


#12

Reservoir Dogs

The entire dialogue at breakfast cafe



Pulp Fiction

Ezekiel 25:17



Jackie Brown

Chicks With Guns!, de niro and jackson dialogue



True Romance

The “history novel” about sicilians



From Dusk Till Dawn

"He signaled the Ranger!“



Kill Bill Vol. 1

"Yellow-haired warrior… go.” four simple words that creates an epic atmosphere





and others…


#13

[quote]I love the “Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids” line, even tho QT must have been smokin some serious dope to think that some people might not actually not get the reference. [/quote]


err... what reference?

#14

I’m surprised no one mentioned Tarantino’s monologue about the subtext of “Top Gun.”


#15

I love the Superman - Spiderman story of Bill in volume 2. It’s fucking brilliant!


#16

[quote]Reservoir Dogs

The entire dialogue at breakfast cafe



Pulp Fiction

Ezekiel 25:17



Jackie Brown

Chicks With Guns!, de niro and jackson dialogue



True Romance

The “history novel” about sicilians



From Dusk Till Dawn

"He signaled the Ranger!“



Kill Bill Vol. 1

"Yellow-haired warrior… go.” four simple words that creates an epic atmosphere





and others…[/quote]

Just wanted to point out that it should be “I guess they thought it SOUNDED cool” in your sig!


#17

“Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.”



“How many dicks was that?”


#18

A lot.


#19

Whooooo!


#20

[quote]A lot.[/quote]

That’s what’s on your mind, ain’t it Ify?