The Ethnic Look
The Ethnic Look is important in society today, not being ethnic looking enough can have serious consiquences. I have discovered this on a monthly basis, people can get shallow really quick, too quick, far too quick,come on guys don’t you guys run from that really bright hair or get upset when someone with highlights is successful? That’s a problem! Hair color shouldn’t effect us like that! it’s like a stone wall because of your white ass, Take Rickey Martin for instance, I did an interview and asked three people , do you switch the radio because of his blondish highlights or because the music is bad, the answer is always the same, THE highlights make em turn it off but the music is good- right? It’s the highlights! Clearly Rickey go with your true hair color, I tell you, ever seen that movie Bedazzled? Brandon Frasure wakes up as a Colombian? That’s the look that gets the time of day now and then. Seriously, I spent a half an hour today sniffing my shirt, then I worked my way to my button and then I realized that nice smell was my arm pit because it smelled really good, now if I had long black haired arm pit hairs that smelled as good as me then all that shallow low self esteem behavior would be transformed into an ora of love, which I have anyways, it just needs to be loved a little, bllack arm pit hair but I’m too embarrassed to buy the hair color kit man. You know the old saying, birds of the same armpit hair color, fok together.
And they saw it was good
I want to do a Naitivity scene where you get together a room of a hundred stoners all dressed up from that timeframe and there all smoking pipes with some green and a cloud and a light shining down from the heavens and above in ancient text is a big sign that says “And they saw that it was good” as they smoke it up, because they all testified that it was good bud.
Taking a wizz
TO be specific I think it’s funny when females go wizz in the wild when drunk.
Gotta do a love plug http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35650429/ns/us_news-life/ What a way to go
Man electrocuted while taking a wizz near a power line lol
You gotta see, this guy died going pee. lol
IMAGINE CATCHING THAT ON VIDEO HUGE LAUGHS
Mr. Fat Head, sweet or sour?
People with large heads, they will either sour or become enlightened bright with energy like the dalai lama – he has a big head and he is peaceful and non-violent, but some people think that fat heads will sour, that they are more likely to get violent and spread sikness and sour others, but that can all change fat heads, your fat head doesn’t have to sour, it’s ok to love skinny heads and fat heads too.
Mr Fat Head, you could be prone to having a low self esteem and degrading others, but Mr. Fat head think about all you have achieve, know that your mother and father accept you and love you no matter what, no matter how jerky parents can get they always do what they do out of love even if in error, they love and accept. Therefore , Mr Fat Head, you can get much more joy in life from creating success of others, joy from success.
Male Gay Lesbian
I’m straight but I have a new subject,
If I was gay then I would be lesbian gay, like a gay dude who is a lesbian inside and is surrounded by females, that could be called lesbian gay, ever wonder what happens with those gay best friends, are they in secret gay lesbians? Score! Gay males usually have five girlfriends, or friends who are girls,straight guys do to sometimes, or is it all a ploy? Then a male lesbian would kiss like a lesbian under the moon light too and have heart to hearts like girlfriends do, then guys would miss out on nothing-!
I have always been straight but I can tell you that I think equal rights is important, it shouldn’t be up to the state really it should be up to the church, marriage should be out of the federal government’s book, they should just recognize all marriages the same, then let the church decide who to marry. Then the different communities can sue or go to court on a church by church basis.
That’s my opinion, equal rights for all.
I know some people may be wondering about the Man Boobs thing, but I don’t have em, I just thought it was a cool name and I think that man boobs are attractive to woman as long as they are of low proportion, That could prompt criticts, “You can’t be male lesbian gay.” they would wine,
to which one could answer, "Why not, lesbians do it, gays have lot’s of female friends, up to five, they can be male gay lesbians. Sure they can"
Criticts -“Male gay lesbian” friend - “Yes, Male gay lesbian” they stair at eachother, Critict-“With or without man boobs”
Friend -“you be the judge” lifts up his shirt.
Man Boob Bumper Cars The celebrations they showed during the superbowl where men where jumping up and bouncing off eachother was like man boob bumper cars and they were happy being sloppy with something I call beer wet t-shirt contests, how come the cheerleaders weren’t that wild?
My theory is that woman are attracted to man boobs,
There should be a specific measurement for the man boob level,
over a certain weight or curve no longer chick magnets
Captain Kirk, Man boobs,
Sean Connery, Man Boobs,
Vince Vaughn, Man Boobs,
Einstein & Woody Allen, Man Boobs, this explains the phenomonon of woman who are attracted to them.
But not too much man boob.
scurvy pirate date
I spend the afternoon cooking a wonderful dinner and my date came with a fever. After a nice bottle of wine and cheese she became sleepy, what a boring date , I tried to tell her about her feever, this friend usually smells nice but I took a whiff,
my date smelled like a scurvy pirate ship, I’m a limey and decided to offer lemonade, but I knew I had a pirate on board that wouldn’t help itself,
I politly cancled the date night and decided to drink lime and lemon juice, to be a limey, that’s what protects from that kind of thing called scurvy is lack of vitamine C. Then I read an article about Cattie Scurbo, is there some new perfume or lipsticl that smells like a pirate ship and has scurvy as an illegal secret? I don’t know, either way it isn’t her fault. The name Scurbo reminds me of the problem. I wonder if she is a pirate too.
TIGERS WOODYt’s official everyone is desensitized and and now anyone can say “Tigers Penis!” loundly and ring a triangle in public without being sensored. Now everyone can say “tigers penis” over and over while at the office or at home during any news broadcast. “Tigers Penis” they said it again, ding. It will be a month or two before everyone can speak about “Tigers Woody” as well. This is tabloid media, not news. How about we just take a old fasioned office photo copy of my secretaries ass and slap it on the front page of the newspaper. Or have tiger do it, how about we just have for the first time we could have an entire centerfold section in the newspaper. Tigers Woody, tabloid media
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